Have U Ever Snorted Coke Off Your DOG???
Filed under: Drugs > Wacky, Tacky & True > Woof Woof > Gary Busey
You know you've hit a drug low when you're snorting blow off some bitch's back.
And we're talking about the four-legged kind!
Gary Busey not-too-surprisingly has admitted to doing lines off of his dog after the pet broke into his stash and rolled around in it.
Busey, who's been clean for 13 years, says it's obviously a depraved thing to do.
"You get a little bugs, you get little hairs, you get grease and goo from the ground; it's not at all a healthy thing to do. But when you're an addict, you don't think of health, you think about destruction of yourself unconsciously."
That is so NASTY!
Don't let cocaine-candy-flossing Amy Winehouse get any bright ideas!!!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: October 22, 2008 at 6:45 pm
He knows if some hot bitch walked by with a line on her back, he'd bend over and suck it up.
I snorted blow off a strippers ass, it smelled like Taco Bell & Valtrex.
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Re: Big Black Dick – LMFAO.. that time it was sincere
Re: && I got a thing for you! – Left you something back on Lil Wayne.
So P-Nasty, what have you snorted off of Teddy's ass?
Re: Big Black Dick – You can come snort lines off my ass baby
I can't promise anything about the Valtrex smell 
But it sho' as fuck don't smell like Taco Bell lmfao.. Just joking about the Valtrex roflmao No seriously.. The last thing I want to be referred to around here is "Herpe Bitch"
WEIRD AND SAD… I ACTUALLY DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS SOBER…HE ACTS LIKE HE'S HIGH MOST OF THE TIME MAKING CRAZY COMMENTS
Wait…couldn't that shit absorb into the dogs skin and harm the dog?
Aww see and I went and killed the mood by implying I may or may not have genital herpes roflmao
I swear my pootang is clean -criessss-
Re: Big Black Dick – Re: && I got a thing for you! –
you two are adoooorable together…..like an old fashioned love story….xoxo
Re: && I got a thing for you! – Oh I have Big Black plan for what I'm going to do with your sweet lil dumper baby! LOL
Clean for 13 years my ass LOL
That poor fucking dog.
Re: && I got a thing for you! – Shaved or landing strip?
I can picture him dressed up in Buddy Holly with a guitar while snortin' his dog off. He sure can party!
Re: Big Black Dick – Yeah.. best to stay on the safe side.. I think my asshole is still clean- but by the time you're finished I'm sure my two holes will so fabulously become one
lmao And no fucking LOL's dawg.. Who the fuck types like that? 
PS. You and your Big Black things sho' do get a bitch creamy.. betta watch ya self lol You can't hide from me bitch.. your lucious shlong peakin out ur ankle wavin at me will ALWAYS give you away 
-purrs-
Re: Big Black Dick – Oh you know damnnn well it's shaved.. I'm already down with the Valtrex haha don't need to give the crabs anywhere to hide
But seriously.. who has a bush anymore lmao.. Or do you like dem girls with the afro puffs between their legs.. I may quite possibly just have to get dirrty n' let that shit grow out if you tell me you love them.. it would make one hell of a av… 
I deserve brownie points BBD.. I'm winking now instead of typing like a tarddd lol do you love it?
I told you I would try to please you
Re: && I got a thing for you! – DAYUM!!! You on your way to being my bestest Ho, done whipped me up sum Dragon Lotion! You ever been kissed on da belly button? From the inside? Now back that ass up,BBD gonna make you trip The Light Fantastic!!!!
Re: && I got a thing for you! – Leave shaved,looks better on the video, fuck Pam & Tommy, We Gonna get FREAKYYYYY!!!!Don't worry folks it will be on sell by Christmas.
Re: Frogger – TWEEKER!
Re: mamajud – Ya you all the ingredients..a big black dick and a big black hole !!!!!
Re: sweetpiece – THANKS DRUGGIE
WHAT THE FUCK I read this story like five years ago Perez, seriously this happened forever ago so quit recycling your fucking stories and get your shit straight!!
I'd think this were more weird if he weren't brain damaged. Seriously… I feel bad for the guy. He was normal (ish) before that motorcycle collision.
I actually know a dude who did that. In that instance it was a cat
Just say no to drugs!! Smoke weed!!! weed has never made me want to sniff shit off a dogs back!
omg!!!!!! that shit is sick!!!!!!! lmfao
i hear ya gary