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They can't all be good! Nicollete Sherridan looks like a fistful of hemorrhoids as she gets her morning coffee in L.A. on Tuesday.

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[Image via Fame Pictures.]

76 comments to “If You Are Easily Offended….”



  1. 1

    yikes. put some fucking make up on there tranny.



  2. 2

    holy shit!



  3. 3

    My goodness! What a make up can do for these "celebrities"! Gross without it!



  4. 4

    DAMN!!!! SCAREY



  5. 5

    And a fist up her ass.



  6. 6

    Yeesh!!



  7. 7

    wow, bitch looks beat.



  8. 8

    that's how ALL of these middle aged women look when they don't have gobs of makeup on.



  9. 9

    WTF? She looks fine!!!



  10. 10

    Desperate minus housewife.



  11. 11

    …omg. Thanks Perez. I have solved my Halloween Costume dilemma!



  12. 12

    NASTY!



  13. 13

    that's mean!!!! i think she looks great for her age! first?



  14. 14

    Wow……..that's rough. Still a banging body tho if you dont look from the neck up



  15. 15

    Ouch, how old is she again? She looks ancient!



  16. 16

    She looks like every other celeb that doesn't have a pound of makeup on.



  17. 17

    Use the sunglasses!!!!



  18. 18

    Wow…Looks like she was rode hard and put away wet!



  19. 19

    I'll give her a facial.



  20. 20

    Oh my word. She's very "secure" with herself, isn't she?



  21. 21

    I might be fat - but she's fug and I'm on a diet…



  22. 22

    raw



  23. 23

    You would know about fistfuls of hemmroids, wouldn't you, big p?



  24. 24

    Oh shit owen wilson is on crack.



  25. 25

    ouch thats bad



  26. 26

    Ooooh, maybe she's just bloated? Her face is all puffy…. and saggy. Poor girl.



  27. 27

    I think she looks great. I hope I look like that when I'm old! Great body, and face… well there isn't anything a little bit of makeup can't fix!



  28. 28

    SCARY OLD! Madonnish look



  29. 29

    whew



  30. 30

    Looks like someone has the chicken skin.



  31. 31

    I'm telling you, excessive makeup RUINS your face.



  32. 32

    "Fistful of hemorrhoids" is priceless!



  33. 33

    Thats not whatshername-thats a man baby!!!



  34. 34

    She looks like Renee Zellweger's asshole.



  35. 35

    Re: ruffmama
    Some day, my dear, if you live long enough, you will be one of "these middle-aged women".



  36. 36

    Like to see what you look like that early in the morning…



  37. 37

    yowza!!



  38. 38

    LOL a fist full of hemmerhoids. LOL. quite possibly one of the funniest things you have ever written, Mario.



  39. 39

    She looks like a typical woman of her age without makeup!



  40. 40

    SUNLIGHT IS NOT ALWAYS A GOOD THING.



  41. 41

    Funny thing is, she probably thought the media and bloggers were going to rave about how young and good she looks without make up lolololololol.
    Now bring me my puke bucket



  42. 42

    ….. she is 50 … u just wish to look like here when u are that age



  43. 43

    AHHH! I'm scaaaaaaaared:( She looks scary WITH make up on let alone WITHOUT!



  44. 44

    Wow, you could carve a roast on that face.



  45. 45

    It's amazing what make up can do for a woman!



  46. 46

    fcukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk id puke if i had to wake up next to taht zombie



  47. 47

    She really needs a EXTREME MAKEOVER



  48. 48

    big deal!she still looks the same or even better than YOUR BELOVED madonna.I bet u most of the women and many men(if we can call Zaquisha "man") in HOllywood look like her (and much worse than her)without makeup.



  49. 49

    POOR THING!!! Shit I don't want to get old!!!!!



  50. 50

    Perez, I am seriously offended!!!!



  51. 51

    rrza4lph



  52. 52

    Looks like someone has spent too many years sunbathing!!! It not only causes skin cancer, but ages you terribly………



  53. 53

    Poor white women….Father time just doesn't like your asses, huh? :(

  54. candy says – reply to this


    54

    her body's bangin.. she can't have it all



  55. 55

    whoa. its like… the ugly stick took a dump on her face.

  56. Nonte says – reply to this


    56

    I'm sure she could look worse.



  57. 57

    OMG a old person looking old. Shes 43 not 23 anymore- what do you expect? She still looks better that most people's on here mother does….whith their fat asses. Perez, remember that this ageist society that you are helping to build is still going to be there when you get old. Not gonna be so funny when you are the one being llaughed at at by the Frankinsteins you are creating.



  58. 58

    JESUS CHRIST!!! WELL…SHE'S A GOOD ACTRESS…



  59. 59

    daaaaamn talk about ugly with a capital ugggggggghhhhhhhh!



  60. 60

    YIKES!



  61. 61

    She looks like any other 40+ year old. leave her alone.



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  63. 63

    Oh please Perez, you'll turn around and say she looks beautiful in two weeks. You're the same guy who worships Madonna, right? With her old decrepit ass. All you people that study celebrities call these women gorgeous for their age, when in reality they have a shit load of Botox and other procedures done to their face. Not to mention their professional make-up, hair, facials, and everything else. Hell, if I had millions of dollars, I'd look flawless most of the time too. Tell Madonna to strip those pounds of make-up off of her face. She'll be all the scare you need for Halloween.



  64. 64

    woah she's just a normal person!



  65. 65

    With or without a shit load of makeup, I have always thought she looked like a tranny even when she was young? I mean lets face it she can only pull guys like michael bolton. But she thinks she is georgous so thats all that matters!!



  66. 66

    DAYUM!



  67. 67

    TRANNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYY!



  68. 68

    BUTTA FACE! HER BOD IS BANGING FOR A 4O SOMETHING…



  69. 69

    what the F!!k…I didn't know the crypt keeper was in town for a visit, nic if you are reading this please for the love of god woman don't ever leave the house like that again!!!



  70. 70

    Oh honey……need to barrow my power sander?……



  71. 71

    i guess that is what make-up is for, lol. she looks pretty bad there, but then again she's almost 50, right?



  72. 72

    DESPERATE HOUSEMEN



  73. 73

    a fistfull of hemmeroids?!?! LOLOLOLOL



  74. 74

    Makeup does wonders!!!!



  75. 75

    oh my eyes ugh!!
    where's the make up artist??
    mean but true



  76. 76

    if i had hemorrhoids I'm sure mine would look better.