Tom Cruise Is Gobbling Up His Neighbors

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Could Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes be permanently moving to New York?

Reports are that the two have been looking and buying up property in the East Village.

The New York Post is reporting that Cruise and Holmes are buying several lofts in a 12-story building that's just a bit south of 14th Street.

One neighbor even says, "Tom and Katie now keep five units in the building. They turned one into [2-year-old daughter] Suri's playroom. One they use for a gym, and two apartments are for staff."

Damn, that alien princess sure is spoiled!

The source added, "In the past couple of months they've bought up all these other apartments. They're all separate and on different floors. Tom is seen coming in and out all the time, and he's really friendly to everyone he meets. But Katie just kind of keeps her head down. Everyone in the neighborhood is buzzing about it."

Sounds like bad buzz to us!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

    Posted: Oct 23, 2008 at 6:15 pm / Email this  »

    65 comments to “Tom Cruise Is Gobbling Up His Neighbors”



    1. 1

      WHY IS TOM HOLDING THAT GUY?



    2. 2

      LATE AGAIN FUCKSTICK!



    3. 3

      I fucking used to love Katie Holmes.. and I don't give a fuck what anyone says.. Suri is cute as hell.. I just wish she never married this fucking douchebag.. He's fucking INSANE… Yeah he was cute dancin' around in them tight whiteys HOW LONG AGO?! And you know the boy has money but.. not fucking worth it lol Poor Katie :/



    4. 4

      first!



    5. 5

      How many of your neighbors have you gobbled Perez?



    6. 6

      Re: && I got a thing for you! – I'll gobble U!



    7. 7

      Which room do they use to inseminate Katie?



    8. 8

      My first 'first'
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      I really need to get a life.



    9. 9

      Re: Big Black Dick You still owe me some inner belly button lickin' foo' =P



    10. 10

      Holding her head down, not meeting strangers eyes, not talking to other men… are we sure she is a scientologist and not a muslim woman?



    11. 11

      Tom can gobble me up any time, as long as he doesn't speak and just nibbles. Katie can even watch if she wants… ; )



    12. 12

      Where the fuck is Missing Foundation?



    13. 13

      Re: Ms. McGillicutty – She looks really depressed.



    14. 14

      Re: sweetpiece – hi sweetsweet



    15. 15

      They need all those rooms for their $cientology entourage. I can't wait til Tom Cruise falls off the face of the earth. and what is with the Bobsie Twin look in this pic? How is Mr. Blackwell to rest in peace with crap like this going on?



    16. 16

      Could it finally be that the stepford wife is finally falling out of leprechaun;s trance??



    17. 17

      Re: mamajud – Hi mama! Just got back from picking up my welfare check! :)



    18. 18

      Re: && I got a thing for you! – I got a Black Belt in Tongue Fu. Mmmmmm, can't wait to get to the creamy center.



    19. 19

      Re: Big Black DickRe: && I got a thing for you!
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      rhett and scarlett…..danny and sandy….those titanic sweaty fuckers…don't hold a candle to your love story…..*tear



    20. 20

      Re: Big Black Dick – she's a skank…….you better watch yourself…………..stick with what you know!



    21. 21

      Re: sweetpiece – care to share the wealth??



    22. 22

      Re: mamajud – Sure! My pockets are open! "SYidiot" keeps filling them so I have plenty to share. I'm not selfish!
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      Peace!



    23. 23

      Re: wanna milk me?? – we are going to have to have a toast to your new look tomorrow….can't wait



    24. 24

      Re: wanna milk me?? – Well then, back up & download my hardrive,which input do you perfer? I make you .com,I got plenty of ram.



    25. 25

      Re: sweetpiece – i don't get it…but i don't care….politics aren't everything…right sista?



    26. 26

      This isn't good. This is the Church of Scientology buying up more property! Why don't the Cruises just move into the Dakota and have another child? They are more or less living Rosemary's Baby, no?



    27. 27

      Re: mamajud – Absolutely! Got to have fun to offset the stress!
      :)



    28. 28

      gordo puto how come u dont post anything about BRITNEY , CUZ U KNOW SHES COMING BACK



    29. 29

      DRESSING HER UP LIKE A MAN IS THE NEXT BEST THING FOR QUEER-TOM!



    30. 30

      Re: sweetpiece
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      SWEETPIECE DAHHHHLLLIIINNNGGGG!
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    31. 31

      Re: Leona$ Gho$t – Leona! My love! So good to see you!



    32. 32

      Re: Leona$ Gho$t – So true! I had the same thought! She just has this look on her face of someone who has to except the lie or else. All those apartments he is buying for his boys! On the down low! No. Poor girl!



    33. 33

      I feel sorry for New York.



    34. 34

      Do you think Katie started dressing like a dude for a reason???



    35. 35

      Re: sweetpiece
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      KISSES DARLING!
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      ONLY SARWHORE'S QUEER-FACED HUBBY HAS SMOKED MORE POLE!
      DARLING, HIS EYES LOOKED LIKE THIS THE LAST TIME HE VISITED AN AMSTERDAM BATH HOUSE= @@
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      KISSES,
      LG
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      .



    36. 36

      Re: Frogger
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      I'M HOOKED ON FROG LEGS THESE DAYS!
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    37. 37

      MCCAIN THE NIGHTMARE BUSH2 HOPES FOR ANOTHER CUM FROM BEHIND VICTORY…TODD CAN TAKE CARE OF THAT!
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      That is for you L.G.! oxox



    38. 38

      Re: sweetpiece
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      THANK YOU DARLING!
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      THE QUEERFACED HUBBY COULD "TAKE CARE" OF A LOT MORE THAN THAT, MY EXHAUSTIVE RESEARCH HAS SHOWN!!! THEY DON'T CALL HIS LAST, UH, CONQUEST SHALL WE SAY, DICK RAMBONE FOR NOTHING!
      .



    39. 39

      Re: Leona$ Gho$t – You are THE BEST!



    40. 40

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    41. 41

      Re: Leona$ Gho$t – FIND A NEW TAG LINE TRANNY… SEE YA!



    42. 42

      Re: Frogger
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      MY COUSINS USED TO RUN OVER TOADS WITH THEIR BIKES THAT CONGREGATED UNDER STREETLIGHTS. I NEVER AGREED WITH THAT–
      UNTIL NOW!!!
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      AND LISTEN, HONEY, YOU'RE NO ONE TO ACCUSE ANYBODY OF TIRING OUT A TAG LINE–YOUR TRANNY FIXATION BORDERS ON A PSYCHOSIS!
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      LATERZ.
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      KISSES SWEETPIECE!
      I'D SAY "KISSES FROGGER" BUT I'M SURE HE'D
      SOIL HIS UNDIES WITH TOD'S FAVE PROTEIN SHAKE!
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    43. 43

      more on tomkat at sizzling.wordpress.com



    44. 44

      LOL their stupid neighbors are so desperate to cast katie as a weirdo. what jerks. they need to live their own life and stop gossiping.

      stupid.



    45. 45

      SHE LOOKS GOOD IN THAT PANTSUIT.. HE IS JUST A FUCKING WEIRDO.



    46. 46

      GREEDY PEOPLE



    47. 47

      Re: Leona$ Gho$t – MOVE ALONG TRANNY…MOVE ALONG! YOU'RE A JOKE! AGAIN, SEE YA!



    48. 48

      Re: Frogger
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      BUT DARLING, IF I DIDN'T TALK TO YA, WHO WOULD?
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    49. 49

      Re: Frogger – CROAK! TWEEKER!



    50. 50

      maybe she's a snob that's why she's like that to her neighbors. who cares about her anyway. she's just a robot with a horrible singing voice! lol!



    51. 51

      is it just me, or do they look like twins?

    52. Jean9 says – reply to this


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      As crazy as he has become, I gotta admit that I still like him as an actor. Can't wait to see his new movie Valkyrie

      www.jean9sfashionsense.com



    53. 53

      They can turn all those apartments into a cult of koolaid drinking freaks. They are boring. Nicole Kidman has better dick now and Chris Klein gets better ass. All the money in the world doesn't change a person from being an asshole. Tom is short and Katie is depressed.



    54. 54

      This crap is news?



    55. 55

      OMG

      HES MAKING HER LOOK LIKE A DUDE!!!
      First the short haircut .. then the constant masculine outfits..

      I heard HE had some kind of virus or fever that made him sterile as a teenager.. thats why him and nicole kidman never had biological kids and that they used that weirdo sci fi writer/ scam religion/cult / ex junkie creator of scientology guys frozen spoof to secretly impregnate her!
      JESUS even if it isn't his, who's freakin sperm is it then ? I would be so super freaked out if I was her.. Suri looks NOTHING like him.



    56. 56

      first matching haircuts, now matching outfits…what in the fuck is wrong with her???? why doesn't she leave his sorry ass…



    57. 57

      I really hate when coupes dress alike :(



    58. 58

      um, south of 14th is too vague. what avenue? east vil, not LES, right? what fucking avenue? i am so doing some walk bys. i am suri's new bff



    59. 59

      omg no tom cruise in new york pleaase…
      he's a psychopath
      i'm scared of him.



    60. 60

      Katie, Katie, HOW can someone with so much money, a good figure, and a pretty face consistently look so bad?



    61. 61

      Don't they care that they look ridiculous with each other? She's at least… three and a half feet taller then him and they are both dressed like overpaid lawyers. I feel like I'm watching a movie based on another John Grisham book. P.S Tom, take the sunglasses off… they don't make you look cooler, or younger.



    62. 62

      Poor Katie. Hideous outfit and moronic husband. Lose both of them fast!



    63. 63

      whatevs



    64. 64

      Re: && I got a thing for you! – i totally agree w/ you!



    65. 65

      Katie looks stunning and glamorous with that short hair, and I hate short hair on most women. She is a looks 1000% better now.