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"Man nabbed with frozen shrimp bags down his pants"

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Man nabbed with frozen shrimp bags down his pants

BRADENTON, Fla. – Authorities said a man tried to steal several bags of frozen shrimp from a supermarket by hiding them down his pants. The Manatee County Sheriff's Office reported that an off-duty detective was shopping at a Sweetbay supermarket Sunday when he noticed what appeared to be a man with groceries stuffed in his pants.

The detective approached the 32-year-old man and ordered him to stop. Authorities said the man then removed several bags of shrimp from his pants and promised to put them back.

When the man fled for the store's exit, the detective tackled and restrained him until patrol deputies arrived.

The man was charged with shoplifting, battery on an officer and resisting arrest. He was being held on $2,600 bail.

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30 comments to “Headline Of The Week Weak”



  1. 1

    I tried that and cold cocked myself.



  2. 2

    Hey Goofball, look at MEEEEEE!!!!!!



  3. 3

    shrimp.



  4. 4

    Oh, if that is suddenly
    such a crime then just take me
    to jail now.
    like we all haven't done that,
    sheesh.



  5. 5

    ewuuu those fukard shrimps would fukard stink



  6. 6


  7. 7

    Betcha he was all shriveled! Ewwwwwww. I also hope they threw those damn bags OUT



  8. 8

    what a fishy story ;0



  9. 9

    When I used to
    watch Rock Of Love
    it always looked like
    Bret Michaels was
    shoplifting four tube socks
    in the front of his jeans.



  10. 10

    yawn.



  11. 11

    He wanted to keep his blue balls cold?

    Hey fuckers!



  12. 12

    Do you want Hussein Obama nominating judges to the Supreme Court. That scares the heck out of me. Do you want Hussein Obama in charge of the Nuclear Football. That scares me more. Vote McCain/Palin on Nov 4th and Yes on Prop if you are in Californi



  13. 13

    Re: mama of 2
    I'm tired of njpaul….



  14. 14

    Re: mama of 2 – Ok, we'll name the baby " Rubber Broke".



  15. 15

    mmmmm…shrimp w/ cream of sum yung gai



  16. 16

    Re: njpaul0129 – please take your white trash mentality out of this website. Hate does not belong here !!



  17. 17

    Yet another Crazy story coming from my hometown, First a lady throwing boiling water on her husband while he slept cuz she though he was cheating, and now frozen shrimp guy. It’just another day in Mayberry!



  18. 18

    Re: LeFleur – you are right!
    perez hilton is all about love and friendship and lifting one another up!



  19. 19

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  20. 20

    Sad, yet funny, yet disgusting!!! I wonder if they put the shrimp back and sold them to another customer!!



  21. 21

    That is just so so sad!



  22. 22

    NJPAUL - why don't you get a life and take your twisted opinion elsewhere.



  23. 23

    Big fucking do. Tootie fucking fruity. This chocolate factory is boring right now.



  24. 24

    was he gonna have a party? or up his package to jumbo?



  25. 25

    Re: wanna milk me?? – right now fuck off! :) wink wink!



  26. 26

    Re: njpaul0129 – And you really go fuck yourself! Maybe your day will be just a little bit brighter!



  27. 27

    Re: Big Black Dick – Don't give me no "cock" tale!



  28. 28

    Wouldn't it just have been cheaper to pay for the shrimp?



  29. 29

    he was shrimping!!!!lol



  30. 30

    We've caught a guy who stuffed smoked salmon down his pants.