We're getting tired of hearing about celebrities and their "exhaustion."
Look, if you partied too hard for the past three nights in a row, just say so!
Or if you're crazy, just say so.
Crazy is always a career boost!
Reservoir Dogs alum Michael Madsen is the latest celeb to play the exhaustion card, calling a recent detention the result of a fall - and not a fall off the deep end.
Earlier it was rumored that the actor was carted off this week to the loony bin involuntarily, an action reserved for folks considered dangerous to themselves or others. But his rep is saying otherwise, that Madsen collapsed in his home following a bout of food poisoning and well, exhaustion.
The rep reassures us that, "He is resting now with his family by his side."
And Da Nile is a river in Egypt!!!
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