The Madden brothers are lovers, not fighters…or cheaters.
With Joel devoted to Nicole and baby Harlow, brother Benji wants us all to know that he's been nothing but faithful to girlfriend Paris Hilton.
Amidst cheating allegations, Benji tells Life & Style Weekly that "Paris is the love of my life."
Reciting from the celebrity handbook, he finds rumors questioning his fidelity to be "hurtful, completely false, and absurd."
He goes on to say that Paris "is my life, my heart and my soul" and - just to make sure we get the point - "the most important thing in my life."
Still don't get it? Hang onto your lunch.
Still gushing, he says, "No one exists but her. I am the most loyal guy in the world and would never even look at anyone else."
Paris echoes her boyfriend's sentiments, saying, "Benji and I have an amazing relationship and I trust him with my life" (There's that word again!). No stranger to rumors, Paris brushes them off: "I know he would never hurt me and he knows the same about me."
If and when they have a baby, their kiddies can continue a beautiful legacy of frienemyship with Joel & Nicole's kids!
[Image via WENN.]