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"Stinky farts may help regulate blood pressure
Gas relaxes the blood vessels to prevent hypertension in mice, study finds
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Stinky farts may help regulate blood pressure
Gas relaxes the blood vessels to prevent hypertension in mice, study finds

A smelly rotten-egg gas in farts controls blood pressure in mice, a new study finds.

The unpleasant aroma of the gas, called hydrogen sulfide (H2S), can be a little too familiar, as it is expelled by bacteria living in the human colon and eventually makes its way, well, out.

The new research found that cells lining mice’s blood vessels naturally make the gas and this action can help keep the rodents’ blood pressure low by relaxing the blood vessels to prevent hypertension (high blood pressure). This gas is “no doubt” produced in cells lining human blood vessels too, the researchers said.

“Now that we know hydrogen sulfide’s role in regulating blood pressure, it may be possible to design drug therapies that enhance its formation as an alternative to the current methods of treatment for hypertension,” said Johns Hopkins neuroscientist Solomon H. Snyder, M.D., a co-author of the study detailed in the Oct. 24th issue of the journal Science.

Snyder and his colleagues compared normal mice to mice that were missing a gene for an enzyme known as CSE, long suspected as being responsible for making hydrogen sulfide. As they measured hydrogen sulfide levels taken from tissues of the CSE-deficient mice, the scientists found that the gas was depleted in the cardiovascular systems of the altered mice. By contrast, normal mice had higher levels of the gas, thereby showing that hydrogen sulfide is naturally made by mammalian tissues using CSE.

Next, the mice were subjected to higher blood pressures comparable to serious hypertension in humans. Scientists had them respond to a chemical called methacholine that relaxes normal blood vessels. The blood vessels of the CSE-lacking mice hardly relaxed, indicating that hydrogen sulfide is a huge contender for regulating blood pressure.

Hydrogen sulfide is the most recently discovered member of a family of gasotransmitters, small molecules inside our bodies with important physiological functions.

This study is the first to reveal that the CSE enzyme that triggers hydrogen sulfide is activated itself in the same way as other enzymes when they trigger their respective gasotransmitter, such as a nitric oxide-forming enzyme that also regulates blood pressure, Dr. Snyder said.

Because gasotransmitters are common in mammals all over the evolutionary tree, these findings on the importance of hydrogen sulfide are thought to have broad applications to human diseases, such as diabetes and neurodegenerative diseases.

The research was supported by grants from the U.S. Public Health Service and the Canadian Institutes of Health Research as well as a Research Scientist Award.

    Posted: Oct 24, 2008 at 10:17 am / Email this  »

    24 comments to “Headline Of The Week Weak”



    1. 1

      boy P….it *is* a slow day, huh?



    2. 2

      I thought I smelled ass when I logged on.



    3. 3

      Maybe it came from that pic Vadge on the last page.



    4. 4

      you naughty boy! you got me going in there for a sec :)



    5. 5

      YOu know he likes the smell of his own farts….

      Old people remind me of my old dog, who would fart loudly and then look around like they didn't know who did it…



    6. 6

      Re: Shit With Broken Bits of Glass – My D&D dork is fuckin' w/ you 2 pages back, he's SOOOO clever.



    7. 7

      stinky farts may help regulate blood pressure in mice…who are not known for having coronaries and only live about two years. Geez, that's a big help



    8. 8

      Lmao i cant stand mccains face.



    9. 9

      I see the complete opposite happen when I fart in elevators and carpools. It seems to raise everyone's blood pressure radically.



    10. 10

      Perez' farts smell like cocoa butter and latex.



    11. 11

      I would lay bets McCain farts when he gets going on one of his lame speeches. All that hot air has to go somewhere.

    12. maryc says – reply to this


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      New meaning to "Old Fart"?



    13. 13

      STINKY OLD MAN FARTS!
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      SCOTCH AND PASTRAMI!
      .
      EWWW! HE IS SO BACKED UP SARAH NEEDS TO GIVE HIM A GOOD DRILLING!



    14. 14

      lol!!!!!!!!!

    15. JCPR says – reply to this


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      I love the ones that smell like eggs! Ha!



    16. 16

      this would have been funnier if you put a picture of Biden



    17. 17

      That's very interesting! I wonder if it's true?



    18. 18

      Perez, Obama must be so proud to have a sleeze bog like you on his team. See Truth According To T o m

    19. Vex says – reply to this


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      then a big fat fuck like you should probably go suck a fart right out of andy dick's ass perez, be good for you



    20. 20

      Re: shappyhappy – BWAAAAHAHAHAHA :D DD



    21. 21

      Re: Big Black Dick – where the hell is letty? I love to fart, don't you?



    22. 22

      Um.. seriously Perez, your subject matter has been slipping as of late, but Fart articles??!! C'mon!



    23. 23

      I CANNOT wait until the election is over so Perez quits posting shit about McCain and Palin. Insinuating that a candidate for the presidency of our country has "stinky farts" is juvenile and pathetic. Just because you are physically old enough to vote doesn't mean you are mentally old enough to vote! Stick to the Hollywood gossip. Please!!!!!

    24. riKa says – reply to this


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      that's funny