Sarah Palin to be the next Oprah?
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Move over Oprah.
And you Oprah wannabes scram too! (We're talking to you Tyra.)
Because if McCain and Sexy Sarah lose the vote, the little lady from Alaska might be looking at a career on television.
TV execs are salivating at the mouth to offer Palin her own show!!!
The Early Show producer Steve Friedman tells The Hollywood Reporter, "Any television person who sees the numbers when she appears on anything would say Sarah Palin would be great."
Just look what she did for SNL!
But another TV exec says Nooo way.
"I would not put her on the air. I find her a little stiff, and her ability to read the room is not quite fully developed."
Winking into the camera is cute for only so long.
Unless the show features a swimsuit competition and a flute solo.
We might tune in for that!
[Image via WENN.]
TINA FEY GAVE SNL THOSE HIGH RATINGS, NOT THIS BIRD BRAIN.
I wouldn't worry about that too much. I think her career path is pretty solid.:)
Did you mean Orca? Stop jerking off while typing, you make too many mistakes.
ah - people only tune in for her dumbass cuz we all want to see her f*ck up .. after she loses this election she'll go back to being a racist nobody.
I'LL TAKE TYRA OVER THIS DUMB ASS ANY DAY.
Sarah Palin should just stick to stuff where we only have to look at her so this is a great idea for her!
Darling, it's "foaming at the mouth" or simply "salivating". Otherwise you're being redundant, and we can't have that.
Also, I'm looking forward to never having to hear about Palin again after Nov. 4, so I really hope she doesn't get a talk show. Ugh. Her voice makes me want to hurl.
I wanna rip that matted bouffant right off her dense little head.
Orpah!!! Like the Greeks say Orrrpaaahhh
You know, any place but the White House for Sarah Palin and her ilk. Vote Obama in November!
WTF!! aren't these tv executives supposed to be intelligent?? Who the hell in their right mind would watch this bitch do anything?? She will NEVER EVER BE AN OPRAH!!! I just want her to crawl back to Alaska in 10 days and get the fuck out of my face.
Why they would give this racist homophobe a tv show is beyond my imagination! GO AWAY PALIN!
ahaahahah she cracks me up! on snl she looked so uncomfortable i dont really think i could see her having her own show… but whatever. she can do that wheennn BARACK OBAMA is president!(: obama 08
Miss can't tolerate 70% of Americans…small audience.
Re: WHORE1 – A M E N ! ! !
Sarah Look!!! Behind you! A black man who wants to carve a B into your face! Run Sarah, RUN!!!!! HATE. FEAR. LOATHING. All in a day's work with the GOP.
Wow…you all are vicious for such "open minded" liberals. I guess being open minded truly means open to any opinion or point-of-view that aligns with your own.
Re: Real_Nurse – that's always the case real_nurse, leftist are the most intollerant, violent people in the planet, their over developed sense of self makes them feel superior and everyone that doesn't agree with them stupid!
Duhhhhh, #1, this birdbrain isn't as stupid as you might think. The American people voted wrong/wrong/wrong 2x b4 (who's stupid??) and now they will again. Yeah, perhaps she wasn't the best choice in the land, but she has more experience than Obama (Ayers, Acorn and Wright) and considering some of his flawed choices…probably has a stronger moral compass!
Re: stinkeye – …and you'll go back to being what…??? Less than Palin, I assure you.
umm, can we say no bueno?
It's really sad that they would even bother offering this bitch any sort of show if McCain doesn't win the election.. the ONLY fucking reason ANYONE gives two shits about this skank is because she is in the running to be in the White House and she is absolutely fucking ridiculous.. most people only tune in to watch her make a complete ass out of herself.. If ANYTHING I hope after Nov. 4th this bitch falls off the face of the earth and is NEVER HEARD FROM AGAIN.. once the election is over, if McCain and this bitch loose, no one will care about her anymore, no one will care about any of this bullshit anymore THANK GOD and all the McCain/Palin, Obama/Biden shit can FINALLY fucking STOP ALREADY.. I am so so sick of hearing about them.. you have seriously no idea, you can't even go on youtube and look at the "Videos Being Watched Right Now" list without atleast 2 or 3 of the what 5 or 6 they show every couple of minutes, being about them.. By the time this election is over, everyone will be so Palin-ed out she will have to pay someone to have her on anything.. ESPECIALLY if she fucking looses…
One step forward-10 steps back.
Like I said and heard on tv. She is going to have a brilliant future in entertainment .. just away from politics. Somebody said to me in response to this: "The liberal media" and their crap. Well, rednecks get ready to watch your obnoxious Saran Palin show or reality tv. LOL!!
She would be a great replacement for Elizabitch on the View! They'll always need the token republican, and she'd be way more fun than little blondie.
you spelled oprah wrong you dumbfuck!
Re: That you!!!COLON!!! Robert Pattinson? – Yeah, I'd love to see her get yelled at by Joy and all smarted-up by Whoopie. Of course, Sherry would just be sitting there looking confused and saying something that makes no sense what-so-ever.
haha "orpah"
are they losing ideas on what type of shows they should air now a days? why wont they just make her star in her own sarah palin of love and find contestants she can use as lab rats? fucking hate her.
PHHEEWWW
anything to keep that nut away from national political office.
Perez, why are you such a Tyra hater???
They must be out their mind lol … Caribou Barbie is just getting a lot of press NOW because the elections, nobody is gonna give 3 shits after everything is over.
Re: sparkys nemesis – we need to remind everybody that she's the only one with executive office experience!!! I think many are voting for Obama based on character!!! The fact of the matter is that If you raise Corporate tax, and you also raise Minimum Wage… what do you think that'll happen??? Specifically small business owners that have a lower margin will have to lay off to be able to compensate for the increase in tax and salary expenses!!!! IT'S INSANE TO VOTE FOR NOBAMA!!!!!————————————————————————————————————————
Also, he wants to raise taxes on Capital Gains…well news flash.. the stock market is in the crapper… Investors are scared to put money back in the market…they have a valid fear of losing their money… so if on top of that.. you tell them that if they happen to invest and make a gain they will get taxed higher…. He's not giving incentives to the investor…He's not giving incentives to corporations…and what good does having to pay lower personal taxes if you don't have an actual job.. because your company let you go…after Obama raised their taxes…————————————————————————————– As you can see Nobama's affects everybody!!! VOTE McCAIN/PALIN 08'!!!!!!
Re: sparkys nemesis – YOU ARE SOO STUPID. HOW ABOUT TROOPERGATE AND HER MAKE UP AND WARDRONE EXPENSES AND NOW HER ALASKAN PIPELINE IS SHOWING EVIDENCE OF FRAUD TOO!!
DO NOT SPEAK UNLESS YOU CAN SPEAK INTELLIGENTLY
She is such a joke.
You betcha! ;^)
yes, yes. give her a show. that will be her calling. it is her calling. she didnt give snl the rating..tina fey did. anywho her having a show will deture her from the presidentcy.that we dont want. shes only stiff because she trying to impress the people for mccain. shes really nothing like that.
This is just degrading as fuck. And I'm a Democrat (supported Hillary and jumped to Obama). SHE'S STILL A FUCKING GOVERNOR!!!!!
People are trying to deflect and just drive the divides deeper with women politicians. Notice the words you heard most with her and Hillary is "polarizing". That's what they throw out there to keep males dominating the political world. And other women are too fucking jealous to give another woman a look, first thing they want to say is cunt or bitch.
What is selfish Sarah going to do while she is in LA taping?
Put her little retard on ice?
TNIA FEY WAS ON SNL WEEKS BEFORE PALIN WAS. THE EPISODE PALIN APPEARED ON WAS THE HIGHEST RATING IN 14 YEARS!!!! AND WHO THE FUCK IS TINA PLAYING?!?!?!? DUH
It's not about who I support in the race either (Obama 08) It's just about being real. That's why I can't stand liberals, they always try to demonize and hate on people who disagree with them. JUst vote and shut the fuck up if you can't be real and speak the truth
She already has a show on the Faux News Network.
*Oprah
I've worked around a lot of gay and lesbian people, and quit frankly I could care less who you want to pair up with and what you want to do in the privacy of your bedroom.. But you can't take an apple and redine it to an orange, and you can't take an orange and redifine it to an apple. It just doesn't work that way. The fundamental, core definiation of marriage is between a man and a woman. It's been that way since the very beginning of civilaztion. Prez, you can talk that over until you are blue in the face, but you're not going to change it. On the flip side I would be very upset if I were Ellen Degenres or any other gay who got married and all of a sudden had their marital staus taken away. Almost everyone is intimate before marriage, but once you consemate it after marriage, it is sealed. I would be extremely upset if I comsemated my marriage and someone came along and told me I'm no longer married. Excuse my spelling. But at that point it is technically fornication and the gays would have a great case for human mistreatment for forcing somone to commit fornication within a marriage that was previousely sanctioned.
soooo sick of Palin postings. What is going on in hollywood?
Re: JuneGordon – LOL!!!!!!!!!! You are cruel and me loves it. fucking funny
Re: Real_Nurse – Amen to that!
Re: JuneGordon – That's pretty low JuneGordon, but it was also too fucken funny. The little retard will be babysat by my half-black biological dau …. errrr I mean, my black adopted daughter
She'd be perfect for a 'Springer' type format. You know.. her people!
"The fundamental, core definiation of marriage is between a man and a woman. It's been that way since the very beginning of civilaztion."
You "conservatives" seem to conserve on education more than anything. Read your fucking Bible! The traditional marriage was between a man and a woman and a woman and a woman and a woman . . .
Moses had two wives. Salomon had hundreds! So if you want to have marriages that are traditional, join a fucking Mormon polygamist compound.
Otherwise, shut the fuck up, you ignorant busybody!
I would rather listen to Sarah Palin than that big mouth mannish Oprah anyday. I fail to see why she appeals to anyone.
Re: JuneGordon – I don't know why you got soo upset. I can remember past times in my life I have gotten very upset too, but not too often. See, I've gotten so over myself I can't even remember what the subject is. Well, consider yourself lucky. See you later and all of the health in the world, my dear friend.
Now THAT she might be qualified for….lol
NOBODY IS GONNA WATCH A SHOW HOSTED BY THIS TWAT.
Re: Genghis Khan –
Sorry. I thought that was Sweet N Low I put in my decaf. But it was meth.
are you kidding me sarah palin could never even come close to The BIG "O" thats an insult to Oprah Oprah pretty much has a cult folowing her. I mean she is Oprah she knows all haha and there is no way people are going to take advice from sarah palin like they take advice from Oprah.
That's it; I'm punching Palin in that rat's nest of a bouffant she's got going on.
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Incredulously Yours,
Oscah
A striking development in recent weeks has been the endorsement of the Obama/Biden ticket by prominent Republicans. The most prominent was Colin Powell (his powerful statement should be visited by Googling "Colin Powell Meet The Press"), but others of prominence have also joined. These including a number of former Republican Governors, as well as Charles Fried, who served as Solicitor General in the Reagan administration.
Many of these Republican supporters of Obama are more closely aligned ideologically with Republican than Democratic policies, but two critical concerns drove their decision. First, they found in Obama someone more knowledgeable, thoughtful, and level-headed, particularly regarding the nation's economic crisis. Second, they have become appalled at the thought that Sarah Palin might become president of the U.S. in a world full of dangerous complexities, as the evidence for her almost total incompetence has grown. Earlier, this hypothetical possibility lay in the background, but as the election approaches, these and many other Republicans have suddenly imagined a Palin presidency as something that might actually occur, and the thought has terrified them.
It has also compelled them to question previous hopes that Senator McCain would be capable of making judgments that were wise and in the nation's best interest.
McCain supporters surrender! You have lost so don't even bother to vote, it will not make any difference. Just stay home and watch Jerry Springer.
Maybe a new cable show about moose shooting and vivisection! Yuck!
Re: former M fan – I think you meant to say Republican's…Dem's are actually very laid back, easy to get along with people…Violent? Can you give a couple examples please?
Helicopter hunting with Pinocchio Palin! Lots of blood and guts!
Re: sparkys nemesis – Palin's a criminal, who surrounds herself with witch doctors, and supports secessionists, not to mention the ties McCain has to terrorists, and taking their money. Go fuck yourself!
Re: JuneGordon – Are you serious?? The same piece of shit who was posting HORRIBLE comments on the blog about Jennifer Hudson's mother & brother being murdered is telling others to read the bible??????????????????? Do you need directions to that speeding train bitch? I can give you directions, in fact, I'm offering to take you there myself
Re: That you!!!COLON!!! Robert Pattinson? – Ok this I agree with…I might watch that
She will win, with Mccain- the true american hero
Re: John Mccain will save America –
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
NOOOOOO HE WONT
if anything he'll make it worse.
I predict a House or Senate seat in her future.
Mary C:
Every American has the right to vote - win or lose. In fact, while you were on this blog talking out of your ass, I voted.
Re: LusciousLiz –
Darling, I merely pointed out that "prayers for Jennifer Hudson's family" are a bit tardy, as Jesus has already killed them. So, kindly, direct your boundless wrath in a direction other than mine. You're so literal minded; you should be a Republican.
Re: ugly step sister –
If Sarah Palin, the shameless, selfish con artist, deserves any seat in Congress, it will be a toilet seat.
Re: John Mccain will save America –
Oh, honey, stop looking at your abs long enough to gaze out into reality, you vacuous twit.
I'd actually love laughing about her once a week, why not :]
Everybody will forget about her once the republicans lose the election.
My morbid curiosity! I tuned in to see how TINA FEY would make fun of crazy sara in her face. Tina is so brilliant that she did it. The SNL writers are wonderful, and the actors phenomenal. The rap hillarous! Tina didn't need sara, but sara needed Tina !
When Palin talks I turn off. My dream TV show would be Sara P. and loca Elizabeth fm the View. I'd watch that a couple of times (morbid curiosity)
Re: Cristi – Yeah so we can have the same shit that we've been having for 4 years now i dont thinks so! Remeber this McCain voted with bush's stupidities 90% so unless you want the trainwreck of the last eight years vote Obama '08
Re: JuneGordon – Back the fuck off her, you stench ridden dicksicle. Or I'll be helping her take you to the fucking train. And as for your little hissy fit about the whole same sex marriage bit where you decided to refer to folks as busybodies, isn't that the pot calling the kettle black? What the fuck difference does it make to you that people have opinions that differ from yours. So why don't you do us all a fucking favor and overload that coffee a bit and rid this world of your lameass rhetoric!
Re: JuneGordon – Oh, and get a fucking dictionary, since you clearly didn't retain much from your third grade education, fucktard.
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Re: && I got a thing for you! – Um sweetie, it's LOSE, not LOOSE. You just keep on with the LOOSE. Stop it!
Re: screw you idiots –
I'm trying to care about your foolish opinions, dear. Truly, I am. But, so far, nothing is working.
Re: && I got a thing for you! – Sweetie, it's LOSE, not LOOSE. Please stop it with the LOOSE already.
Re: JuneGordon – I don't give a fuck if you care. I'm certain none of our opinions would be inline. I just happen to NOT feel threatened by YOURS, as you seem to be of everyone's that are different from yours.
youre all jealous cuz ur too boring to have your own tv show.
What if the Obama's had paraded five children across the stage, including a
three month old infant and an unwed, pregnant teenage daughter?
What if John McCain was a former president of the Harvard Law Review?
What if Barack Obama finished fifth from the bottom of his graduating class?
What if McCain had only married once, and Obama was a divorcee?
What if Obama was the candidate who left his first wife after a severe
disfiguring car accident, when she no longer measured up to his standards?
What if Obama had met his second wife in a bar and had a long affair while
he was still married?
What if Michelle Obama was the wife who not only became addicted to pain
killers but also acquired them illegally through her charitable organization?
What if McCain was a charismatic, eloquent speaker?
What if Obama couldn't read from a teleprompter?
What if Obama was the one who had military experience that included
discipline problems and a record of crashing seven planes?
What if Obama was the one who was known to display publicly, on many
occasions, a serious anger management problem?
What if Michelle Obama's family had made their money from beer distribution?
What if the Obamas had adopted a white child?
This is what racism does. It covers up, rationalizes and minimizes positive
qualities in one candidate and emphasizes negative qualities in another when
there is a color difference.
Re: JuneGordon – You are a sick puppy and if that is in fact what you "meant" then that is what you should have posted! I'm telling you…what goes around comes back around….just watch
Re: screw you idiots – LMAO! I love you girl!
THATS WHERE THAT DUMB CUNT BELONGS, NOT IN THE WHITE HOUSE…OBAMA '08!!!!!!
Re: JuneGordon – Talk about FOOLISH opinions…you are just a sick twidted woman who hasn't had any man dingo lately and trust me….it shows!
She'll have to start wearing some tit fuck dresses.
Re: Moonmoth – Hey…did you steal this from me? It's all good….I wish SOMEONE would answer all these "what-if's"…I have posted this same thing 4 times asking someone…anyone….to give an educated answer….so far….nothing
MCCAIN 08 BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: LusciousLiz – I think I have adopted you as my surrogate mom or something. (although at your age, you are not AT ALL old enough to be my mom!
I just don't like it when someone's all up on ya acting a fool!!
YOU MEAN SCARY LOOKING SARAH. People watched snl to see how good Tina Fey is and how good she was at imitating the Palin bitch as a dumb ignorant redneck cnt. Thats why people watched it. The only reason sarah palins masks might be selling big is because people want to make fun of her as a dumb witch or a redneck scumbag, Anyway vote OBAMA/ BIDEN AND STOP THE HATE VOTE NO ON 8 VOTE NO ON 8
Re: LusciousLiz –
Darling, wipe the old man semen off your chin and keyboard. Maybe you will be able to type something worth reading if your keys are sticking together.
Sarah Palin I want to penetrate you!
Re: screw you idiots – Man, you must be on your period. Take a chill pill sweetie. lol
Love, Homo Boy
SCREW YOU MORONIC OR IS IT MORMON REPUBLICAN IDIOT- FIRST OF ALL ARE YOU SAYING YOU ARE GOING TO ROUND UP GAY PEOPLE AND PUT THEM ON A TRAIN LIKE NAZIS,YOU ARE A REPUBLICAN,SECONDLY YOU MEAN PEOPLE UPSET THAT REPUBLICANS AND MORMONS ARE ABOUT TO BREAK UP THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OR MARRIAGES IF PROP 8 PASSES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO VOICE THEIR HATERD OF THOSE WHO ARE VOTING YES ON 8. AND FOR A LOWLIFE SCUMBAG TO EQUATE THAT WITH NOT BEING TOLERANT,NOT BEING TOLERANT IS NOT LETTING GAY PEOPLE STAY MARRIED,DO YOU NEED A REALITY CHECK,LOWLIFE REDNECK SOUTHERN PIECE OF SHIT REPUBLICAN THAT YOU ARE. OBAMA/BIDEN NO ON 8 SARAH PALIN IS INSANE WHITE TRASH
Re: Realist1 – Um, what? Did you miss me or something? I mean, I know you were hoping I would stalk you!
Ok, so it WAS totally funny that you signed it "homo boy"…….I probably shoudln't have called you homo boy. Seriously you made me laugh. Truce?
Sarah Palin will be available in 12 years, 4 years VP and 8 years Prsident. Can you all wait? See TRUTH According To T o m
ew god help us
Re: knowitall –
1. I am not a republican.
2. The train is intended to smash JuneGordon from existence. As she should be.
3. Before you starting commenting on a comment that was NOT directed at you, you really should turn around, pull your "boos" dick out of your ass, and backtrack to see what things are even in reference to.
4. Fuck off