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Katy Perry celebrated her 24th birthday on Saturday. The best present to get her would be __________.
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: October 26, 2008 at 11:28 am
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Fill in the BlankFiled under: Fill In The Blank > Katy Perry
Katy Perry celebrated her 24th birthday on Saturday. The best present to get her would be __________. [Image via WENN.] Posted: October 26, 2008 at 11:28 am
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…someone to tell her that standing pigeon-toed isn't attractive.
I'm not really sure why a lot of stars do that.
Her own cherry Chapstick!
A big, stiff cock up the ass
Did she crawled in the cake again?
, I kissed the floor…
a hearing aid so she can hear how crappy her music really is.
another hit song to give her dead-in-the-next-6-months career a boost?
The secret DVD set
talent might be a nice present.
another hit song!!! i know everyone else said it too but idc GOD DAMN IT!
Remember when women could not vote?
Remember when african americans were slaves?
Remember when Whites cannot marry Chinese?
Let's make discrimination a thing of the past.
Time to move this country forward.
Everyone has the right to love!
VOTE NO to PROP H8te. NO ON 8
VOTE NO ON PROP HATE/8
www.NoOnProp8.com
DONATE: www.NoOnProp8.com
STOP THE HATE. NO ON PROP 8
a new face, she uglyyy
Remember when women could not vote?
Remember when african americans were slaves?
Remember when Whites cannot marry Chinese?
Let's make discrimination a thing of the past.
Time to move this country forward.
Everyone has the right to love!
VOTE NO to PROP H8te. NO ON 8
VOTE NO ON PROP HATE/8
www.NoOnProp8.com
DONATE: www.NoOnProp8.com
STOP THE HATE. NO ON PROP 8
to kiss miley cyrus.
talent.
an iron
a garbage bag for that grey thing on her shoulders (it is made of rats, bats and dead pidgeons)
a horse
myself!!! I'd love to have such a pretty gf!!
a new coat.
Re: caitimarie – agreed
The only option can possibly be a gag.
ME.
don't be hatin! katy owns.
a stylist .
Nick Jonas so she could corrupt him?
A gold-platineum?!?!
josh groban
A dental dam.
Aww KATY!! She was an angel egg. www.katyperryblog.com
How cute. I already gave her my present!
I wanted to wish her Perez Hilton, but he is stuck in her ass anyway… so i wish you goog lub
15 more minutes?
A stylist cuz that outfit is horrifying!
a new boyfriend so i can have travii?!
A big fat kiss from Perez!!!….Oh wait….that's what I want for MY 24th bday….my bad!!
a voice
an hour to relax….this girl has been globe trotting for months!!
Happy Birthday Katy!!
24? Really? I would have guessed 28 or 29. Oh well, I'd give her a pink cupcake & a hug.
voice lessons, style, charm, class, wait — can we only pick one?
We both turned 24 yesterday.
aww, i love katy!!! don't be hating bitches!!!
get her some talent.
a perez real doll + a strap on
get her some realness….she is a prefab product from some smart pants A&R guys at the record company. Don't you get it Perez ?
a lie detector, b/c that bitch is not 24 years old! she looks 30
Some $$ so she could stop shopping at thrift stores
Cherry chapstick DUH!
Rehab because the bitch looks beat for 24. She must be doing drugs or drinking too much. I thought she was in her 30s.
A Reality check!
….to kiss and girl and her like it.
A BBD!
The best present SHE can get ME is to go move to Alaska and crawl in a hole! Aren't her 15 mins up yet?! She's NEVER going to have a #1 song ever again, I Kissed A Girl was a fluke and a summer jam so that's the highlight of her career!!! Miss Katy Hudson should go back to making Christian albums and get the fuck out of the public eye!
How about some talent! She looks 34 and that dress does not fit her boobies.
cherry chapstick so she will stop singing that song
Re: miss perpetual motion – TRUTH! Everyone thinks shes so edgy and unique but she was a Christian rock singer by the name of Katy Hudson (her real name). Then all of a sudden she comes out with random songs like "I kissed a girl" and "Ur so gay" and she changes her name… how the hell do u go from Christian albums to songs like what she puts out now! And she sucks anyway and the only reason she's "famous" now is because the controversy her songs cause. She's the biggest sell out EVER!
like many other have said…talent, for sure.
a white boyfriend
Re: Shakembria Alessay Jackson – Katy is awesome and the only reason she sang christian albums was because her parents made her that's why her parents are so ashamed of her because she stopped and followed her heart and did what she wanted to do.
an emergency tittyfuck
my cock in her mouth!
How about "actual talent"? She definitely needs it and it would also be a gift to millions of ears!
cherry chapstick?
A new dress, cause the one she's wearing looks like a heap of shit.
omg i turned 24 yesterday too! how frickin funny is that! too bad i'm not katy perry…
Talent!
a hairbrush
talent,talent,talent
maybe a "one hit wonder" tattoo on her face…
A new collar for Kitty Purry because she promised to give her cat a new one on her Album !!!
…a protien facial
to let me fuck her in bed on the night of her birthday.
ONE HIT WONDER??????!!!!!!!!!SHE ALREADY HAS TWO YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
DUH CHERRY CHAPSTICK! Also some cupcakes.
……a TAN
she should celebrate by showing off those boobies!
some chapstik
a muzzle
a dildo, a tampon, and a new job
all of my love (:
An autotuner and coarses in lip-synching!
a strap-on. she's already kissed a girl, maybe next time she'd like to take things further.
oh, and maybe a restraining order against perez hilton. in fact most celebs should have one by now, he just spoils any photo ops with those stupid faces he pulls
A woman, not a girl, to kiss and show her how it's done.
Re: phaphatcat –
phatphatcat, you are pathetic. there are so many hollywood stars that stand like that. Katy is beautiful. You, however, are not so lucky….
to get out of everyones lives :b
A new record deal so that she can make more money. I luv her music!
cherry chapstic
A dildo
MY DICK!
.
WAIT, THAT WOULD BE THE BEST PRESENT FOR ME.
Talent?
Actual singing ability?
talent
shampoo.
Talent???
How about so voice lessons? I know you love Katy,and yes she is adorable. But Ive seen her live once and a few times on TV and she really is an awful awful awful singer.
I love her outfit! I want it. She looks great!
… a hot chick to scissor
Voice lessons and a decent song writer.
a vagina
ad libs??? cherry chapstick? just kidding! obvious libs? liberal ribs? ribs? i know, a rib samwich, i mean… BBQ RIBS!!! or…what tell us JUST TELL US!!!
Another 15 minutes.
Or not. I'm over it.
OMG. How about a rubber shield so all those awful insults will bounce off of her. Katy is so sweet. Don't be so hatin'!
Um, how about talent since she's a one-hit wonder. She's such a douche and that song sucks.
She looks FABULOUS!!! hope she had a good birthday!!
A toilet to catch up on her bullemia.
a mirror??