Jury Duty for Keanu

Monday's jury selection for Keanu Reeve's upcoming civil trial looked more like an audition than a solemn courtroom procedure.
While most of us dread jury duty, a few lucky folks were probably more than a little pleased to see Reeves in the courtroom.
Several of the individuals said they had ties to the entertainment industry. This included, but was not limited to, a movie executive, one actress who claimed 6 degrees of separation from the Matrix star, another actress working as - you guessed it - a model/bartender, and one fellow who once did the voice for Bugs Bunny - and proved it to the courtroom.
This is LA, after all.
Which all seems wildly appropriate for a case concerning Reeves and paparazzo Alison Silva, who claims he was knocked over by Reeves' car as the actor backed out of a parking spot.
Does he really think he's got a chance in hell in celeb-friendly Los Angeles?
The pap's assault claim was already dropped in September. Now he's in for the money.
Way to waste everyone's time, Alison.
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haha lovely!!
dghgh
15 minutes anyone…?
1st?!
first bitch. They deserve it for getting that close. How could he run in to him if the moron with the camera gave him room? They deserve it
WOAH!
Oh, and by the way, THE LEFT WILL BE THE DEATH OF US ALL. Yes on 8 California. Make the Fags, queers, queens, fairies find another word and change it to suit their needs. Enough of the soapbox politics and trying to MAKE me care that you are gay. Why should I care? Why wear it on your sleeve? Why put it on your resume like the new news person on MSNBC. She is a Rhodes Scholar, and law grad at 35. Oh and then they decide to let me know she is gay. Do I put it on my resume that I only drill chicks? I DONT CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES on 8, enough already.
Dear Santa Perez,
I think Keanu Reeves would make an excellent gift this holiday season. May I please have him? I've been good, but still naughty enough to have fun. Please, Santa Perez, stick Keanu in my stockings and make my holiday dreams come true.
Love,
Kat from Metry.
Paparazza! Not Paparazzo.
was he bill or ted? i can't remember
Im totally on call for jury duty this week in downtown LA! I wonder if it for his case…..
LOVE HIM LOVE HIM LOVE HIM LOVE HIM LOVE HIM LOVE HIM LOVE HIM
He's adorable!! Damn paparazzi, he should have drove over him instead of knocking him over.
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
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issss thaaaaaat a UiC hoodie?
rep where ya frm lols
he looks pigeon toed.
Remember when women could not vote?
Remember when african americans were slaves?
Remember when Whites cannot marry Chinese?
Let's make discrimination a thing of the past.
Time to move this country forward.
Everyone has the right to love!
VOTE NO to PROP H8te. NO ON 8
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NO PERSON SHOULD BE DISCRIMINATED
UNDER THE LAW.
NO PERSON SHOULD BE TREATED UNEQUALLY
UNDER THE LAW.
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I love Keanu. Too bad he always looks like a bum.
For once, I must appologise for Canada for this horrible 'actor' we have unleashed (and for Celine too)