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Paris to become Rocket Woman

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Socialite princess Paris Hilton may not have The Right Stuff for space travel.

Even though she is among the first invited in a group of celebs and millionaires to sample the Virgin Enterprise Rocket, Paris admits that she's a little apprehensive.

She says, "What if I don't come back? With the whole light-years thing, what if I come back 10,000 years later, and everyone I know is dead? I'll be like, 'Great. Now I have to start all over.'"

Oh Paris, this is rocket science, not science fiction!

Just make sure the ship isn't piloted by a computer named Hal.

[ Photos via Ramey Photo Agency.]

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53 comments to “Paris to become Rocket Woman”

  1. ohboy says – reply to this


    Oh. My. God.

  2. 2

    Please blow up, please!

  3. 3

    Re: Like my hat? – you said blow….

  4. 4

    Maybe it will get sucked into a Black Hole, hers.

  5. 5

    Oh wow….she's special!!

  6. 6

    Re: SBFREAKSgirl925 – You want to ride my pocket rocket?

  7. 7

    I hope she gets lost in space….

  8. 8

    her feet are ginormous

  9. 9

    what a dumb bitch… this is the woman people should see as a disgrace to females…
    she should just stick to "reality" tv

  10. 10

    Re: SBFREAKSgirl925 – hiya!!!

  11. 11


  12. 12

    YES!!! there is hope

  13. 13

    Start all over at what? Fuckin' everything on the planet?

  14. 14

    Re: SBFREAKSgirl925 – YOU GOT A HATER!!! yup! i am so proud…..you haven't been around for days and BAM! as soon as you log on!
    twogoofballs………on the last SP/elizb post…….
    oh, and she is dumb as fuck….go to the posh post…….

  15. 15

    I want her to be my baby momma……will you marry me Paris?

  16. 16

    I hope she was just joking considering we have yet to build a spaceship that can move at the speed of light.

  17. 17

    I wish she wouldn't come back. Can you get a ticket, too, Perez?

  18. 18

    My gawd she is dumb! Looks like all those expensive schools she went to did NOTHING for her. She has the brain (and not to mention the body) of a twelve year old boy.

  19. 19

    Re: SBFREAKSgirl925 – WHAT'S UP GIRL!!!

  20. 20

    …she's a space cadet anyway…when you have the intelligence of a fungus gnat, money and fame is the only way to get into space. She'd never be able to get there by working for it, that's for sure!

  21. AMO says – reply to this


    Paris, PLEASE get on that rocket ship!!!

  22. 22

    Weird photo. That one leg looks like its twisted. Ew..

  23. 23

    Come on, Paris! A "light year" is a unit of DISTANCE, not time! idiot.

  24. 24


    she's clearly unaware of the facdt that a light year is a measure of distance, not time.
    i'm definitely not a genius, but im not stupid.

  25. 25

    light-year= distance, not time

  26. D-Bag says – reply to this


    An initial launch of a spaceship filled with celebrities? This could be a terrorist's (and the rest of world's) wet dream! Blow them all up! What a wish list: Tom Cruise, Paris Hilton, Lindsay & Ali Lohan, Heidi Montag & Spencer, every rapper, Aretha Franklin, Miley Cyrus, etc.

  27. 27

    omg her feet are soooo big!

  28. 28

    what a typical blonde

  29. 29

    Please don't tell me you took that seriously. She sometimes feeds the press a 'stupid blonde image', because that's what people think of her, just for a laugh. She's not as dumb as you may think!

  30. 30

    She is an embarassment. What a dumbass.

  31. 31

    lmao she cracks me up

  32. 32

    hey paris, look a star, just like u, go and say hi!!!!

  33. 33

    It would be fun watching Paris floating around trying to lap up cum.

  34. 34

    to bad she can't buy some brain cells with ll that money

  35. 35

    What about global warming?,every time a rocket goes up it pierces the ozone layer which is already torn…

  36. 36

    Light-years thing? I don't even think that's science fiction; I think she's just blethering

  37. 37

    I hate to tell you this, Perez, but she is talking about the famous Twin Paradox, of Einstein and Langevin. Modern spaceships cannot approach the speed of light, but if they could, Ms Hilton is exactly right about the possible repercussions.

  38. 38


  39. 39

    i wouldn't go. too freaky.

  40. 40

    if we had not given "broads" the vote.. this is how they would all be..

    we fucked up.

    ps ..why do all those nordic blond chicks have those big bony cross toed feet..

    give her a "darwin" award..


  41. 41

    If Paris Hilton went into space and didn't come back - how would we know?

  42. 42

    Did anyone see Idiocracy? If Paris came back in 10,000 years, she'd be Empress of the Buttfuckers Empire, "It's got electrolytes!"

    #37, you're overthinking what that dumb bitch had to say, seriously. When you listen to anything Paris says, put on your moron ears, smoke a gigantic bowl of the finest chronic you can find and drop your IQ down to about 70.

    She's the dumbest fuck of them all.

  43. 43

    Holy shit. I can't believe how stupid she is.

  44. 44

    LMAO She is retarded

  45. 45

    She shouldn't go, this is like a modern day titanic !
    Don't go Paris

  46. 46

    Nothing wrong with what she asked. i would want to know the same thing!

  47. 47

    hahahah I think that's kind of cute… especially with the 'Great. Now I have to start all over.' quote

    Go Paris! but don't stay away 10.000 yrs, we've probably blown up the planet by then

  48. 48

    Oh. My. God. She's a dumbass. She is probably borderline retarded. I'm serious.
    And why don't wealthy parents actually spend money on their kid's education? They should all be forced to actually EARN grades and attend college. In Paris' case her scholl of course would have been "special".

  49. 49

    lol she is silly

  50. 50

    it's hard to tell if she's joking or serious. either way, she's not too bright. it's a good thing that she's rich and pretty. if she had to live her life like the rest of us, she'd be giving $10 hand jobs to truckers behind the piggly wiggly.

  51. 51

    A light year is a distance equal to about 9,500,000,000,000 km (just shy of 10 trillion). It is not a unit of time, which many people misunderstand.

  52. 52

    crazy shit

  53. 53

    Paris is wearing UGG's and as I recall when you were on her new bff show you made the girl wearing ugg's leave!!