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Quiz Time!!!

Filed under: Old People > Linda Hogan

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We can't decide what's worse in these photos of Linda Hogan and her 19-year-old son lookalike boytoy.

Maybe you can help!

Is it:

a) The tragically obvious gaping difference in their ages

b) Their matching fried chicken tans and peroxide hair

c) His stupid faux camera shirt

d) All of the above

(If you guessed d) All of the above, you win!)

The icy twosome mugged it up for photogs in Malibu this past weekend.

[Images via ramey photo agency.]

66 comments to “Quiz Time!!!”



  1. 1

    she got big titties



  2. 2

    oh shit did i win sumthin'



  3. 3

    Man, he is fucking her fucking brains out.



  4. 4

    Re: Cletus Fucktard – A slap upside your redneck head!



  5. 5

    Re: Cletus Fucktard
    Nice hair, fucktard!



  6. 6

    I WIN?
    .
    what, tickets to your bash on halloween?
    that's what i thought.



  7. 7

    Re: SheriMoonZombie

    yeah but those young guys are like 30 second wonders…



  8. 8

    he is so like 1987 chic



  9. 9

    Re: Cletus Fucktard – are you standing in front of a pickup?



  10. 10

    Skanks



  11. 11

    I'd rather look at my poo. Blech….



  12. 12

    Re: FuckinFurbyFuckinaFuckwadFucknutFU
    now I know that I
    can do more
    than 30 seconds.
    31 secondz…hahahhaahaha
    clintonz rokkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
    ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR



  13. 13


  14. 14

    you mean icky, not icy?

  15. Fluky says – reply to this


    15

    she's a fucking retard uugh i can't stand that family!!!



  16. 16

    She is such a trainwreck.. ugly and it's hard to look away.



  17. 17

    I'M FUCKING BLIND NOW, PEREZ.



  18. 18

    DEF D:All of the above. He's gotta be a lil golddigger because I just don't get the attraction-she's a haggared old mule



  19. 19

    You'd fuck em Mario.



  20. 20

    I'm sure his parents are Proud. White trash.



  21. 21

    Re: FuckinFurbyFuckinaFuckwadFucknutFU
    But can't they repeat that shit all day lone?



  22. 22

    Re: Lick/Fondle/Touch my Teats – why how did you know?



  23. 23

    She needs to get a new fucking face. Those are some serious childbearing hips.



  24. 24

    Heinous. White fucking trash. Fat ass cow Linda. Lose some fucking weight bitch.Re: _Alice_ – Not my hot bloody cum covered poo, fresh from a good old anal reaming? lols



  25. 25

    Re: yourazzzuckzbuttermilk
    How did you know about my ass?



  26. 26

    Re: SheriMoonZombie
    that's true and you know she's directing the show because he don't know better!!!!



  27. 27

    they make me sick.



  28. 28

    What a TAG team! Mother and son!



  29. 29

    Re: hot bloody cum covered poo – LOL…nice….Now I have to go vomit.



  30. 30

    thats nasty



  31. 31

    Or maybe it's the fact that she raided Mariah's closet?



  32. 32

    the hogans make me sad =\



  33. 33

    THAT'S A STUPID FUCKING SHIRT HE HAS ON!



  34. 34

    She looks like Hatchet Face from the Cry Baby movie!



  35. 35

    The way she flaunts her PAID toy around shows she's an insecure drunk pill head in dire need of help. The paid toy is laughing all the way to the bank while she remains emotionaly bankrupt.



  36. 36

    Linda puts the Ho in Hogan.



  37. 37

    What more could you expect from two worthless pieces of white trash?????? An airhead boytoy and a whore. Great trailer trash!



  38. 38

    classic Florida white trash

  39. mute says – reply to this


    39

    the whole family looks alike with the bad tans and peroxide hair, so why would you date someone who looks like yourself, your son, and your daughter?



  40. 40

    shes nasty

  41. GOP23 says – reply to this


    41

    If I was his mother, I would beat her ass.



  42. 42

    How many times does 19 go into 50. Must be a lot



  43. 43

    She is in desperate need of a make over. Somone should nominate her for the TLC show "What not to Wear"



  44. 44

    Re: riotgrl – ROFL!!! Good call



  45. 45

    What is with that hair color? They must share the same bleach bottle..
    Gross….

  46. LSD says – reply to this


    46

    WE KNOW WHAT HER DAUGHTER THINKS ABOUT THIS, BUT I WONDER IF IT PISSES HER SON THAT SHE'S DATING HIS FRIEND. I HOPE SO!! DRUNK DRIVER!



  47. 47

    Perez, you need to do a "seperated at birth" with Linda Hogan and Hatchet Face from Cry Baby.



  48. 48

    Re: KSruby – Genius



  49. 49

    what a fugly bitch. she should buy herself a new fucking face. that'd be nice. that kid's a ginormous tool. nothing better than white trash coming together.



  50. 50

    At least that old hag still looks good and takes care of herself. He's a man and should have a job and still provide for himself instead of living off of her.



  51. 51

    Anyone else find that he looks like a young version of Hulk Hogan?

    & she just looks old and gross.



  52. 52

    Re: riotgrl – hahahaha! Hatchet Face! :P …well @ least perez gave her boy toy a dick to go with her saggy old sacks! lol.



  53. 53

    ew. sick. barf. that's like dating her son. ew.
    i am going to have nightmares ah!



  54. 54

    It's their matching hair and tans. looks so stupid. What also looks dumb is the dark facial hair mixed with the blonde hair. Dumb. Dumb. Dumb.



  55. 55

    Jesus she is tacky as hell but she does have some nice titties

  56. ethel says – reply to this


    56

    Who cares what these two do? They are both adults .



  57. 57

    She is just a hot mess and as for him well he clearly has no shame… i can see her going psycho stalker for him when he moves on to younger pastures and starts dating 40yr olds



  58. 58

    everyone here in clearwater knows charlies just happy to get free xboxs and skateboards. im sure he closes his eyes to do the deed.



  59. 59

    facial



  60. 60

    Re: riotgrl – That's EXACTLY what I thought!!! HatchetFace!!



  61. 61

    the storys he tells bout her old cougar ass are
    so dam funny.

    she pays well.



  62. 62

    Re: riotgrl – hahaha so true!!



  63. 63

    i always knew she would end up like this.



  64. 64

    Glad to see another shining example of parenting! This bitch isnt even wanted b her own dumbass reality tv family, so I guess she has play house with people that look like her kids. Linda, you're no Demi Moore, so dont pull that cougar act on us. Your skin looks like it should be in a retirement home in florida, why do dont you join it and go the fuck away. You are not a star, and Im not sure youre even a woman with all that tranny makeup. PATHETIC!!!



  65. 65

    HOLD ON!!…. Hulk cheats on Linda, she divorces him and she's the bad guy??
    Go girl, have fun with the boy toy!



  66. 66

    They are both a fuckin mess