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THIS is hilarious!
She always delivers.
WHO IS THIS?
I AM FUCKING FIRST! OH HAPPY DAY!
she is the funniest person alive. i love her on letterman.
Re: LettyB – You're first, congrats! Wanna make out?
amy uses a staple gun! LOL!
that was a two fister
The shit you Americans class as "watchable television" - that was utter crap.
lol so funny
Like Red Foxx said" If you in love, you gots to wash your ass!"
Paris was the model for that.
she is dam funny!!
Mistress go fuck yourself you dirty crotch
Re: Mistress – Let's have a spot of tea then you can kiss my Yankee ass.
Funny stuff! SNL can use her.
Re: Mistress – And the low budget, no name bullshit you people watch is any good? That's why you all remake American shows constantly? And watch American movies and listen to American music? Riiiiiight.
That was HILARIOUS!!! I love her!
I love Amy!
You got that Perez?
that was by far the funniest friggin skit i have ever seen, go Amy!
Re: summertimefairy – Re: Vince the Shamwow Guy – LOL - America is famous for taking excellent Aussie and UK shows and absolutely destroying them. Your television IQ is toilet humour - well done! And Vince, take your blinkers off mate - the U.S. isn't the only country with TV and music - you all just like to think you're the epicentre of the planet.
That was really funny. I needed that to make me smile. Thank you.
"Watchable television"? Absolutely the best! Gotta love the real nitty gritty world and all of its charms, including vaginal cleansing.
Re: _Alice_ – SURE!!!!!!
Re: Mistress – This is an American blog..take your whiny bullshit to a .au or a .uk website. Just goes to show that you think yours are substandard.
Re: Vince the Shamwow Guy – Gosh - an American site - really???? Goodness me, you'd better alert Perez immediately that people other than Americans are logging onto his site - he'll be furious!!! LMFAO
Good entertainment, lol…….
Oh my God that's one of the funniest things I've ever seen!
That was too funny!
Amy Sedaris is brilliant!
hahaha she is awsome
Re: Mistress –
Get over yourself, dude.
Everyone loves toilet humor, not just Americans.
To quote Sarah Silverman, "Even Kelsey Grammer likes poop jokes".
Re: Mistress –
Go and get the staples off your vagina Mistress.!
That show was intended for people with a sense of humor…
I laughed my ass off LOVE IT
I love Amy Sedaris. Watching this makes me very thankful that I am a dick man, a big dick man. Who has the time to wait around while someone does their "vaginal maintenance"? A dick is great, cause you can just whip it out and play with it.
funny lady ! luv her !
Re: zain – I agree ! Letterman luvs her too !
Re: Mistress – If you don't like it then don't watch it. Keep your fucking comments to yourself, you don't see any of us ripping on your or what you like to watch. You are just oppressive like Saddam Hussein and Hitler and Satan and Gargamel from the Smurfs.
Re: LettyB – Your face would look really great between my thighs.
Who else is going to teach us this stuff? Thank you, darling Amy for the ABCs of VAG. And, Chelsea: your show is as informative as PBS. News you can use.
oh. my. god. lol
amy sedaris is hilarious! love her, and her brother david!
Soap is very bad for the vajayjay! That was awesome!
lol that was so funny!!
That why you are on a american website takin about american shows and celbs! go fuck yourself you dirty smelly crap shoot!
HAHAHA!! OMG! SHE IS SOOOO GREAT! JUST MADE MY DAY, I LOVE HER.
Re: Topher – + ——You are just oppressive like Saddam Hussein and Hitler and Satan and Gargamel from the Smurfs.=YOU ARE AWESOME…..HAHAHA!
Had a bad day, 1st time I smiled today!!!
I want to marry the entire Sedaris family.
Re: Mistress – your jealous cause p!nk is american and you europeans wish you had cool celebs where you live! This lady is fucking hilarious! Americans have humor! get the stick out of your uptight ass!
Re: Topher – Get a life cunt - everyone is entitled to their opinion and that's mine. Saddam Hussein??? For fucks sake - what a drama queen.
This made my night! hAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Mistress – I have never been called a cunt before, thank you SO much for popping my "cunt cherry". And I bet you are not even close to being a mistress, your name should be "Fat Hag Who Gets No Dick In Her Coochie" Wise up you old troll, no one here gives two shits, let alone one, what your opinion is. You should just light your tampon and blow your box apart. because that is the only BANG you will ever get.
I know that Land O Lakes trick!
You're the man now, dawg Simon! The only man!
It what promises to be the most estrogen-filled season yet, Kelly Rowland & Paulina Rubio were just named new judges on X Factor.
While we thought these two would wind up sitting beside Demi Lovato and producer Simon Cowell, it's great to hear an official announcement!!
In a statement, Simon revealed:
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