Hey, remember how Jessica Simpson thought she was hot shit and divorced Nick Lachey, and she thought she was gonna be this movie star and stuff?
Yeah, that was funny!
So, she made this movie called Blonde Ambition, which went straight to DVD!
Then she made this other movie, Major Movie Star, about this down-and-out actress who enlists in the army. Remember that? We're sure they'd rather you don't, because while the film has yet to receive a U.S. opening date, though it's already opened…in Russia.
The film debuted on October 6th to a #1 spot.
It was also the only film playing there for the entire month of October.
They must have quite a sense of humor in Russia.
The film is slated for a November release in Bulgaria.
It has yet to name any opening dates in a country where English is a primary language.
The dubbing must be hilarious!