Promise To Be A Slut?

Filed under: Disney > Miley Cyrus

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Miley Cyrus is one busy girl.

She's managing a singing career, an acting career, a relationship with a 20 year-old "straight" underwear model, and even goes to school.

Well, we bet she's home-schooled. Somewhat. Doubt she'll pass her GED - but that's for another post 3 years from now.

Slutty Cyrus was in Berlin, Germany, yesterday to promote her album, Breakout. On Monday night, she performed for the Germans with a FABULOUS concert.

And like a good Christian girl, she made sure to wear her "promise ring."

We doubt Justin Gaston bought her that ring, though. You know Miley's the sugga momma in that relationship!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Oct 28, 2008 at 6:45 pm / Email this  »

    91 comments to “Promise To Be A Slut?”



    1. 1

      1st?? :D



    2. 2

      hey I love MILEY leave her alone she's only 15



    3. 3

      you mean to tell me she can't get herself a manicure? pish!



    4. 4

      I challenge that girl to a sing-off. And I want all of her money when I win.



    5. 5

      Okay.



    6. 6

      HAha!
      Promise ring my ass!
      She's just doing it to look good!
      Cmon people, we all know she's a whore.
      With not much talent either.
      She got big on her dads money.



    7. 7

      Her boyfriends busy being the new star of the gay porn celebrity sites.



    8. 8

      She's just starving for attention , if it is a promise ring, let's wait for how long the finger keeps it



    9. 9

      Her teeth look super wierd in this picture.



    10. 10

      first? hideous outfit.



    11. 11

      What the fuck is up with them beaver teeth? They look toxic.

    12. k-lee says – reply to this


      12

      Blah. Who cares? You're so obsessed with this girl



    13. 13

      woooow first?



    14. 14

      ?

    15. sushi says – reply to this


      15

      I came across the very first Hannah Montanna episode ever and it's amazing how she went from cute little kid to someone who looks like a bar slut. She looks like she's aged 15 years and has smoked 2 packs a day. Trust me, this girl is not aging well at all — and she's what? 16? She already has a hard look to her not to mention she'll never be able to escape her white trashiness.



    16. 16

      Re: mestewart5 – wooooow. no.



    17. 17

      Eeeeew. What is your obsession with a 15 year old? You are a big boy now, P. Time to stop living your dreams through the disney channel.



    18. 18

      whats with her face???
      hahahahahaha

      miley suckks:]



    19. 19

      miley=devil hahahahah



    20. 20

      leave her alone. it's getting really old.

    21. AMO says – reply to this


      21

      Promise rings aren't supposed to be that fancy. Unless… her dad gave her an engagement ring instead. You know how they do it.



    22. 22

      here in kentucky we call a girl her age a bride

    23. AMO says – reply to this


      23

      I just noticed that her teeth are glowing like Ross' from that Friends episode!



    24. 24

      yall are horrible. miley is not ugly nor is she a slut. yall are just jealous that you couldnt reach stardom at 15.



    25. 25

      really Miley, stop picking your ass with those disgusting nails….
      and get older soon so I can start having achy breaky fantasies about you AND your Dad.
      signed
      Mounting Montana



    26. 26

      and perez did something to her teeth



    27. 27

      woah loook at those shits glow.



    28. 28

      That slut is a virgin?
      Dating a 20 years old UNDERWEAR model?

      Yeahh right…



    29. 29

      Perezcious, please don't even mention the name Justin Gaston without posting a picture of him.



    30. 30

      Its simple everyone, no 20 year old man and i mean NOOOOOO 20 year old man would be dating a 16 year old if he wasn't getting laid. Getting laid is what teenage guys and 20 somethings are all about. And hey she's almost 16, sex is all she thinks about and if she hasn't givin it up to him already, then he knows she'll be doing it soon cuz otherwise he wouldn't be wasting his time. oh and he's using her for fame of course. Dont lie people…when you were 16 your life revolved around sex too and i know she'd not technically 16 but come on…she's almost there might as well be



    31. 31

      she's such a trashy little disney whore who feeds on the lame attention she gets



    32. 32

      whoa what happened to her teeth? they're glowing in the dark.



    33. 33

      how would you like it if your little mexican sister was 15 and being called a "slut" and a "whore", and "waiting for rehab"??
      What your doing to her is WRONG….WHAT YOUR WRITING ABOUT HER IS WRONG. I do not like her, and I DO NOT think she is a good role model, but I do respect the fact that is is only fucking 15 years old!!!
      Stick to the adults, plenty of those idiots out there for a thousand tabloid mags.



    34. 34

      Re: p*vixxxen

      We're not talking about a normal teenaged girl here - she's very rich and very much in the public eye. If he is not getting laid he is certainly getting NOTICED. I am sure none of us would ever have heard his name now - or ever - if he wasn't hanging out with Miley.



    35. 35

      I want to make chipmunk face's vagina bleed!



    36. 36

      Re: elton-john – PLEASE DON'T INSULT MEXICANS…FAT ASS PEREZ IS CUBAN



    37. 37

      GERMANY GAVE US WORLD WAR II
      AND NOW WE SENT THEM MILEY
      .
      I'D CALL IT EVEN.



    38. 38

      Re: Dirty old man – Can you make her whole body bleed - like large gaping wounds.



    39. 39

      Ok now i heard some gross shit about this family. like the dad sees himself in miley's pedo boyfriend. and that he stays over at her house.

      Mileys ego is bigger than ever as she rubs her millions and naked ass in our face. she is spoiled and out of control. she acts way older than she is and is hanging out with 21 and 22 year old men and women.

      as a gay man i dissaprove



    40. 40

      most adult men would rather shoot themselves than hangout with a child.



    41. 41

      adolescent whore.



    42. 42

      lololol



    43. 43

      Perez, calling a 16-year-old a slut and a whore is so off base. You think they're just words, right? But what if I called you the F word? I know from reading your stuff that you would take offense to that word. So come on, all's fair with adults, but leave the kids alone. I think you're awesome and all, but don't be a hypocrite.



    44. 44

      looks like she is taking a shit to me!



    45. 45

      ..you'll find absolutely anything to say about her.
      she performed in germany so you have to make up seomthing about her promise ring and all this shit. you're so desperate its rediculous and i saw u on paris hiltons new bff and ur a famewhore. you think ur so cool. its lamee



    46. 46

      Re: Adwell90 – So what she's 15? She's still a slut.



    47. 47

      Re: Productboy – LOL…



    48. 48

      Re: Frogger – Don't insult cubans..



    49. 49

      just leave her alone, perez.
      it's just getting old now. :\



    50. 50

      UGH I hate that American Apparel gold bandeau.



    51. 51

      she looks like she is shitting her pants. i bet she is



    52. 52

      lmao perez..ur hillarious! i fucking hate miley shes such an ugly skank.



    53. 53

      i think you're confusing a "promise ring" with a "purity ring" perez.



    54. 54

      Re: CottonMouth – UMM, HE'S CUBAN…WHAT, YOU WANT ME TO CHANGE HIS RAZA? NO CAN DO…HE'S YOURS :)



    55. 55

      what a hoe. who is she kidding??? really?



    56. 56

      Sounds like someone is just a little bit jealous.



    57. 57

      It's a felony!!



    58. 58

      Those rings really need to get some lie detection technology. Miley has some XXX time with the boyfriend and it goes up in a puff of smoke. Well, since that's not happening lets all just call her a liar. Her story holds up about as well as Palin under pressure. Maybe the reason she sings so badly is because she has some leftovers stuck in her voicebox. :-)



    59. 59

      oh yeah and about her teeth, the reason they glow is because they aren't actually teeth, they are veneers. Disney seems to force that on their "stars". I think they should have gotten her some anti-aging hand cream and a manicure while they were at it.



    60. 60

      Are you guys blind? Perez has drawn stuff on her teeth & her nails! Your all dickheads

    61. D-Bag says – reply to this


      61

      Yes she has a promise ring. It's just shoved way up her puckered twat.

    62. D-Bag says – reply to this


      62

      Re: g8rash12 – Go back to your homework little girl because you are out of your league. Believe it or not most people do not sing into their hairbrush, kiss posters of Zack Efron and fantasize about being famous like you do. Narcissistic and self-absorbed individuals long for popularity because they NEED to feel important and noticed. Some people are just popular for being confident and social. I'm sure that you are one of the fat, ugly girls in 7th grade who daydreams of the popular boy liking you and longing to be Miley Cyrus. The rest of us don't. So the answer is a big, fat NO. We aren't jealous and we couldn't care less about: gaining fame, this untalented bitch Miley or you, for that matter.



    63. 63

      Your obsession with Miley Cyrus is one of the ickiest features of this blog Perez. She's the 15 year old girl you wish you could have been!



    64. 64

      Perez, the USA is one of few countries who think dating a 20 yr old at 15 is wrong. I honestly do not see anything wrong with that maybe it's because I grew up in Europe.



    65. 65

      LOVE MILEY
      dont be so mean perez
      she's 15 give her a break



    66. 66

      love miley n i think shes a virgin if shes wearing a promise ring perez



    67. 67

      dude, how is she being a slut?
      she's totally not. dating a 20 year old is not slutty.
      dating, two guys at once.
      or dating someone seriously then breaking up and quickly getting with someone else is slutty.
      and she's WEARING A PROMISE RING. def. not slutty.



    68. 68

      I find it strange that no crazy mom group has not made a big fuss about her dating a 20 year old. AND HE'S living in her guest house WTF. Talk about pediphile. Whatev at least he's super hot idk about her though. maybe if she kept her mouth closed.



    69. 69

      Is she not putting a bad title on a promise ring?
      *
      And I bet shes only wearing one to copy the jonas brothers and selena and the other disney stars….otherwise she'd be the odd one out..



    70. 70

      and all you cry babies sticking up for her and talking shit on Perez tell me Why the fuck are you here???? seriously you really must be a really lame person to waste your time.



    71. 71

      stop the hate or I'll vote yes on 8

    72. Wadup says – reply to this


      72

      First of all that SLUT should be in school!!!
      Second she ain't no "Virgin"!!!
      Third she is a fucking whore!!!

      You're only fooling yourself Slutty Cyrus!!!

    73. Wadup says – reply to this


      73

      I agree she a slut.



    74. 74

      she is what 15 or 16 and shes dating a 20 year old guy!!! we all know shes putting out..&& not just money. what a whore.



    75. 75

      This bitch is CRAZY. she aint no virgin!



    76. 76

      Get over yourself, Perez. Miley is not the victim!!



    77. 77

      she needs to disappear, like now.



    78. 78

      omg LOOK AT HER TEETH THEY GLOW!!!



    79. 79

      Guy and girls you should be ashamed of yourself talking about a kid that way. Yes she has talent and is rich, but I believe she is being raised right by her parents and they keep and eye on her. Who knows what the future holds for her but her parents have laid the fountation……Good luck Miley!



    80. 80

      You are so fucking pathetic, Perez! Get over it already. Everyone knows you hate Miley. You don't know jack shit about her, yet you think it's necessary to call her names and trash her. A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL. Isn't this kinda like verbal abuse? It has to be something. Because it's definitely wrong and petty.
      You are a piece of work.



    81. 81

      Re: scion_girlrs3
      I don't come to the site to read about how much Perez hates Miley. I do not hate Perez. I think it is stupid of him to trash Miley when he doesn't even know her. He doesn't know anything about her. He only thinks he does. I enjoy reading everything else. But Perez's obsession with Miley has come to far and it is ridiculous.



    82. 82

      y do people hate this girl so much she is only 15 f off and leave the poor kid alone



    83. 83

      plz
      ev one in the biz knows she is lez.



    84. 84

      Miley doesn't go
      to school
      b’cause she said it in her vid.
      in the MILEY && MANDY SHOW !!



    85. 85

      her life.



    86. 86

      ii h4t3!!!thz beverlyHILLBILLY she sh0od g0 back to the trailerpark with the rest of her family!!and leave uz all alone we dont need that bucktoothed hillbilly and her hillbilly horney father!!!

    87. NJK says – reply to this


      87

      why is she always making that face
      can you say ew?



    88. 88

      what up with her teeth their soooooooooo white and outtt. SHES A WHOREEEE.



    89. 89

      Its actually called a purity ring, not a promise ring, and i cant believe miley even calls herself a christian, especially with the way she acts. what kind of example is that.



    90. 90

      promise ring yeah she promises to date pedophiles while still obsessed with her ex
      i think it would be acctuallly illegal 4 them to do it so idk?



    91. 91

      btw her teeth are freakin meeee out!