Separated At Birth
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Left: TV personality Steven Cojocaru. Right: actor Jessica Biel.
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
That's a man?? Holy shit
in that split screen….i totally see it
actress*
She's purdy.
Uh huh - I see it.
Cujo's hotter
Re: Gossipgirl08 – Kinda. He's a li'l "light in the pants" if you know what I mean - *wink*
No way, Cojo looks like Chastity Bono
HAHAHA
Oh Perez, you've out done yourself with this one! That's what she gets for being such a bitch.
Roboteeth.
Re: ViolaG – Yes he does, actually - hahaha
EVERYONE WHO POST AFTER ME ARE DOUCHE BAGS!
haha true! she's 27 or 20 something ? she looks more older than that
They do look alike, but he's funnier.
This is one the the BEST separated at birth posts yet! Jessica B has a hot bod, fug face, I think CoJo is actually cuter! And he definitely has a better personality.
lmaooooooooo genius!!! hahahahah
who is this cojo dude? where did he come from? I'm gay, but even he makes me want to puke.
she is such a stuck up biotch……and I dont know way she is fugly as He*L
Re: Basquegirl96 – oops**WHY
different mouth, different nose, different eyes… they don't like anything alike
they're both hideous.
Ew that seventh heaven bitch sucks.
she never had a pretty face but she at least has great skin and a nice body - but this is actually funny and perez its been some time so - good for you! Poor Steven he Pete Burns and Michael Jackson and the cat lady can form the deformed band.
i KNEW she reminded me of someone…I just couldn't put my finger on it! Butter Face Biel!!!
HAHAHAHAHA
Oh yeah, they totally look alike. They both have, umm, teeth. Fuck you're an idiot Perez.
OMG…lolololol…That's a good one Perez…I totally see it….
i too thought it was chastity bono before i saw the name
Hahahahahaha,good one.
ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!
Jessica is gonna LOVE this!
You KNOW she'll see it!!
I feel bad for Steven Cojo, his looks changed after he got sick (he is still hot) and had to take meds…thank God he was able to cope, get healthy and write a book about his situation. There is no excuse for Biel. Steven Cojo will always be hot in my eyes. Her—not so much.
LMAO!
Although Steven is stylish and possibly the most fun person on the planet!!
Only difference is that he's not a Bitch oh Imean a boring Bitch.
I personally feel this is one of the best separated at birth's yet. I dislike Jessica Biel.
I am fricking LMAO…COJO is just strumptious.
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Jessica is just so………… blah!!!!!
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XXX Cojo!!!!
Ha! You may have something there.
OHIO FOR OBAMA!!
TO MUCH PLASTIC,NOT ENOUGH FACES
dude. what happened to Jessica Biel. She is dog meat now. Gag
dead on! f*#kin hilarious!!!!!!!!
you should also add nina garcia.. cojo looks like her here
hahaaha! why is cojo all fatted up? looks like he ate garfield
Re: RAMADA – HA! very true!
i dont like jessica biel shes ugly
no no no
at a quick glance…
i thought the biel shot was vintage nina garcia.
true story.
I think he looks more like Orange Oprah!
He looks more like Mucca!!!
Perez, this one is way off. Normally I agree, but I can think of lots more women that look like that Cojo freak!
LMAO!!! That's no nice Perez!!!
No way! I have always thought that Steven Cojocaru looks like Jennifer Aniston.
aw .. but I can't lie she does look like him!!
OMFG!!! This one made me fall on the floor!!! Dead on balls accurate!!! Should be since they both have a set!
the dude in the left is better looking
When will Jessica Biel admit that she is actually a man?
THAT FAG DOES NOT LOOK LIKE Jessica Biel!!!!! JESSI HAS ONE OF A KIND BEAUTY AND ONE OF THE HOTTEST BODY ON THE PLANET! !!! THAT LUCKY BASTARD JUSTIN !!!
I don't like Jessica Biel at all!!!!
Perez I think you just made Cojo's Day, Probably not Jessica's
STEVEN?..is that..a MAN?omfg:o
I never have understood the whole thing about her. Maybe it's because staight guys don't look at her face. I'b have to put a bag over that fucking mug and duck lips…..
Cojo's face is puffy from anti-rejection meds he has to take following his kidney transplant. As for Jessica, I never understood her appeal. Great body but that's about it.
* LOL * SO RIGHT!!! BEST ONE YET.
I guess nobody else can see it but me. But Cojo = Nina Garcia
Cojo is too cool to be compared to Jessica. Jessica is a butterface.
Holy crap, what a fat cow he has turned out to be!
He should lay off the surgery and get himself to a weight watchers meeting.
Re: jtinphx – He had an illness that left him puffy due to medication, asshole!
HAHAHA. Sooo true. You funny Perez.
YOU GOT IT WRONG, PEREZ. COJO AND NINA GARCIA SEPARATED AT BIRTH!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Cojo's much hotter!
nothin alike jessicas gawjus
HA!
P? Please tell me this has been photo-morphed?
Is that really a man???
And lisa00789: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??????
Even Amy W. looks hotter…jeeezs
HHAHAHA GOOD ONE PEREZ!! SHE DEFINITLEY LOOKS LIKE HIM EXCEPT HE'S FUNNY AND NOT A BITCH