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Even More Jordan for the UK Masses

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It seems like she launches something new every week!

On Wednesday, Katie Price Jordan launched her new line of curling irons and shiz in London.

What hasn’t boobylicious licensed her name to?!

Jordan (again) showcased her fabulous sartorial taste.

Trashtastic!

[Images via WENN.]

    Posted: Oct 29, 2008 at 3:25 pm / Email this  »
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    58 comments to “Even More Jordan for the UK Masses”



    1. 1

      Tacky!!!



    2. 2

      O….M…G….who open the gates from Trannyville?…..



    3. 3

      The woman is tacky but I do give her credit, she knows how to rake in the cash!



    4. 4

      I want to squirt my man cream on those mellons! I'll buy those dildo's she's selling and put them in her ass!



    5. 5

      SARAH PALIN…
      NO ON 8



    6. 6

      This weirdo has issues.

    7. Darby says – reply to this


      7

      Why is she famous exactically?? And why do we care? Yucky. Horrible outfit.



    8. 8

      Curling irons, eh? I just assumed they were anal dildoes.



    9. 9

      FUCKING HO BAG!



    10. 10

      Can she fart out the front butt?



    11. 11

      She couldn't decide which outfit to wear?



    12. 12

      I thought they were do-it-yourself gynecological exam kits….

    13. KayJ says – reply to this


      13

      she's like forty and dressed like she's five…..and blind…..and stupid..



    14. 14

      those are D-I-L-D-O-S; not curling irons. Ya know Perez…like the ones you have shoved up you bunghole.



    15. 15

      could someone please explain her outfit….. and ppl can hate but if i was her i'd probably be just as trashy w/ all that ca$h :o )

    16. KayJ says – reply to this


      16

      Re: La*Lady – haha..trueeee



    17. 17

      What the??? It's like the Queen of Hearts on acid.



    18. 18

      who is this chic?



    19. 19

      say what you like about her but shes savvy, everything (except that cd) she has done has sold like hotcakes, shes a lot brighter than she lets on



    20. 20

      what a twat



    21. 21

      WTF IS THE TRANNY WEARINGGGGGGGG



    22. 22

      What…is…that? Who the hell ARE these people? What are they famous for? What do they DO?



    23. 23

      Wow I would get lost in those fun bags. Too bad the majority of Perez posters have no clue what boobs are used for… You can bet your ass I wouldn't be curling her hair with those devices.



    24. 24

      I wonder if she can move her mouth again, to much botox or filler meant she couldn't move her mouth properly the other month.



    25. 25

      Nice big blue vein on her left tit.



    26. 26

      JUGS



    27. 27

      PUKE.

      I can smell her stretched-out festering crack from here.



    28. 28

      funny, I don't recall dropping acid before checking out Perez Hilton today



    29. 29

      I thought she just got a boob reduction? Is this an old photo?



    30. 30

      they are probably vibrators as well
      whore

    31. GOP23 says – reply to this


      31

      She looks like a psychotic Barbie. With the clap.



    32. 32

      Trashylicious is a word that comes to mind.



    33. 33

      So, does that make it five boob jobs? And how many crowns and veneers?

      Guess what? The U.S. audience still isn't interested, Katie. You're a British phenom, but you don't cut muster here.

      Someone's gotta tell ya'.



    34. 34

      She was such a beautiful girl! What has she done to herself? Too much plastic surgery and too much partying! A UK version of Pam Anderson. So sad!



    35. 35

      OK that entire outfit is just so fn wrong. It's not sexy it looks friggin stupid beyond belief - it appears too tight at the belly and her boobs look of a sow with pigglets….gross! Maybe it's just the whole ew la piggy look.



    36. 36

      I dont get it



    37. 37

      it looked like a dildo!!!!



    38. 38

      I think I just threw up in my mouth…



    39. 39

      Her twat is probably just as blown out as those misshapen jugs.



    40. 40

      And what exactly is she famous for?

    41. tilly says – reply to this


      41

      Jordan is a bitch. i wish she would go away and never come back, nobody likes her in the UK or US



    42. 42

      I thought she had a boob reduction…Those puppies look huge! And this bitch looks like dumb slut working at Disneyland. What the fuck is up with that outfit? Not cute at all…



    43. 43

      The only thing on the planet skankier than this slut is Ice-T's skanky-assed cartoon whore of a wife.



    44. 44

      Show is she going to put all three in one orifice,….or one each in her three primary orifices…??? ;)



    45. 45

      Who is this skank whore and why is she famous? England? Who gives a fuck??
      Twat.



    46. 46

      Interesting outfit. Fashion for the indecisive?



    47. 47

      Jordan! oh i love Katie. Much better then that old whore Pam.



    48. 48

      i love katie price.



    49. 49

      She looks like a porn whore with dildos in her hand



    50. 50

      I swear I thought those were dildos at first



    51. 51

      your such an idiot to try and make this girl famous, why push these dumb british c list stars on us



    52. 52

      blonde pamela anderson. gee wonder what made me think of pam?



    53. 53

      Re: Almondjoy –
      Your comment left me confused and very cold……



    54. 54

      Go Jordan!!



    55. 55

      She brings out everything under her name, that is already a product, she just sticks her name on it and earns money.Clever woman though.



    56. 56

      Idiots!!! why is she dressed like this?? the answer to your question is that you are asking the question in the first place!! She knows whats going to get people talking and whats goin to get her into mags & papers!! Yeah so it might look tacky but I really dont think she minds, esp when she takes off the dress to get into one of her many cars & drives home to her mansion, do u?



    57. 57

      She's such a tart.



    58. 58

      cool straightners luv u katie but wtf is that outfit get it off hun