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"Man gets Big Mac attack — 23,000 times
54-year-old says OCD drove him to eat a burger nearly every day since 1972"

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Man gets Big Mac attack — 23,000 times
54-year-old says OCD drove him to eat a burger nearly every day since 1972

Talk about a Big Mac attack! Don Gorske says he has eaten 23,000 of the burgers in 36 years.

The Fond du Lac man said he hit the 23,000 milestone last month, continuing a culinary obsession that began May 17, 1972, and is fed by his obsessive-compulsive disorder.

“I enjoy them every day,” said Gorske, 54. “I need two to fill me up.”

Gorske has kept every burger receipt in a box. He says he was always fascinated with numbers, and watching McDonald’s track its number of customers motivated him to track his own consumption.

Despite a diet some would call unhealthy, Gorske says he keeps himself in good shape. He says he’s 6-foot-2 and weighs 185 pounds, and walks as many as 10 miles a day.

He used to order fries every day in the 1980s but began to cut back in the ’90s, now eating them about once a month. He eats two Big Macs and two parfaits a day. Gorske has written a book about his experience.

'I'm not going to change'
“Sometimes people call me a freak but it doesn’t bother me. I just say respect people as they are,” he told The Associated Press. “I just want to make sure people understand I’m not going to change.”

He can instantly recall the eight days in which he failed to satisfy his craving. One was in 1988, the day his mother died, to respect a request she made.

“I made a promise to her and I always keep my promises,” he said. “I also promised her I wouldn’t cut my hair and in 20 years I haven’t.”

He twice failed to attack a Big Mac because of his job. A correctional-institution employee, he said a number of work emergencies kept him on the clock past midnight so he recorded those days as missed days.

Three other times he was traveling and couldn’t find a McDonald’s. He also went Big Mac-less on Thanksgiving Day 2000, and during a 1982 snowstorm that prevented the local McDonald’s franchise from opening.

“That’s when I started a habit where I kept them in the freezer,” he said. He keeps one or two burgers on hand but increases his inventory to four to five during the winter.

Posted: Oct 30, 2008 at 9:00 am / Email this »

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96 comments to “Headline Of The Week Weak”

Where my ho's at ? says – reply to this

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I have ADDOCC, I keep changing the shit I'm complusive about.
LettyB says – reply to this

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FREAK! NEXT PLEASE FUCKER PEREZ!
bango skanks says – reply to this

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so what??
Lick/Fondle/Touch my Teats says – reply to this

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EAT
MOR
CHIKIN
Lick/Fondle/Touch my Teats says – reply to this

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Re: Where my ho's at – i'm here baby. i got some haters last night.
ArmPitt™ says – reply to this

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I saw this on the tube weeks ago!!!
No fucking wonder I stopped coming here so often!
ColorBlindest says – reply to this

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perez - you are really slacking on everything - all your posts recently have been old news
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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That's gross. And so are Big Mac's. What the fuck is that sauce anyway?
Vince will Shamwow your ass says – reply to this

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Damn, that looks good. I haven't eaten Mickey D's in Ages.
BIDEN'S MONKEY says – reply to this

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WTF PEREZ! THIS SHIT IS OLD… IS BRAD CHEATING? IS JEN PREGNANT? DO YOUR JOB FATSO…XOXO
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB – Good afternoon LettyB. How are you doing sweet tits?
Sensitivity says – reply to this

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Don't think that book will be a best seller..probably just hates cooking !!
Vince will Shamwow your ass says – reply to this

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What kind of dying wish to your son is "Please don't cut your hair"? Seriously.
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Re: Lick/Fondle/Touch my Teats – You really had some haters last night. It was fucking hysterical!
Sensitivity says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ – a very special sauce…
LettyB says – reply to this

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MORNING BBD!
Lick/Fondle/Touch my Teats says – reply to this

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this is fucking boring
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ – IT'S MORNING HERE AND I AM GOOD!
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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yuck.
mcdonalds is sick.
Re: LettyB – Re: Lick/Fondle/Touch my Teats – morning.
WHERE MY HOS AT? morning.
Pinguinooo says – reply to this

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Was this the guy that was in the movie Super Size Me?
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: Lick/Fondle/Touch my Teats – MORNING!
Lick/Fondle/Touch my Teats says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ – heehee! i am going to change my name and avatar to one of them and take over her identity!!
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: bango skanks – WHAT UP BANGO!
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: Pinguinooo – NO DUMBASS!
Lick/Fondle/Touch my Teats says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB – hiya sweet cheeks……
Re: mama of 2 – hi honey love
REMEMBER
eat
mor
chikin
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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Re: Lick/Fondle/Touch my Teats – lol
it's alot easier to get hated on at night.
they are sooooo serious at night.
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: mama of 2 – HEY YOU!
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: Sensitivity – MORNING!
amandadixon420 says – reply to this

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lame stories. i agree. wtf?
Lick/Fondle/Touch my Teats says – reply to this

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Re: ArmPitt&trade!!!SEMICOLON!!! –
he's too busy throwing 'parties' to be worried about the site that got
his fucking ass out there to begin with…….
Dirty old man says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ – What's in the sauce? they get pigs to watch animal porn then they cum on specially made seseme seed buns mmmmm!
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB – i like the new avatar.
almost halloween.
Lick/Fondle/Touch my Teats says – reply to this

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Re: mama of 2 – omg. it was funny. esp. that vamp ash girl. she even got on you so i went after her. what a douche. plus you get the youngings….
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Re: Sensitivity – Ewww, nice…..
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ – heyyyy prettyy!!
void2k says – reply to this

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Why no picture of this guy???
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Re: Dirty old man – How do you know that for sure?
LettyB says – reply to this

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WHOOAH!
kanyam says – reply to this

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Re: Pinguinooo – yes, he was! he is the skinny guy with odd specks.
Sensitivity says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB – Good Morning Letty ! ship to shore!
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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Re: Lick/Fondle/Touch my Teats – got on me???
for what??
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Re: mama of 2 – Hey mama!
mamajud says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ – "special sauce"……mmmm
Vince will Shamwow your ass says – reply to this

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Re: Dirty old man – Mmmmmm, protein!
SheriMoonZombie says – reply to this

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Re: void2k – I saw his fucking ass on TV. He's a skinny asshole.Re: LettyB – morning letty..morning fucking bitches. BBD, where's your fucking ho at?
Dirty old man says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ – cuz i'm the one who has to switch the porn tapes.
CutieLuLu says – reply to this

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This is insane!!
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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fresh………
AlyssaRose says – reply to this

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He was on Super Size Me
Lick/Fondle/Touch my Teats says – reply to this

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Re: mama of 2 – i think it was the first zuma picture post
FattieMcNasty says – reply to this

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My OCD causes me to eat a bag of Miss Vicky's simply salthy chils every day. Lip smacking good
FattieMcNasty says – reply to this

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My OCD causes me to eat a bag of Miss Vicky's simply salty chips every day. Lip smacking good
FattieMcNasty says – reply to this

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Yeah, that's what I meant. In the red bag bitches
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Re: mamajud – Hahaha…you're a big fan of that special sauce? Nice….
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Re: Dirty old man – I believe it.
Leahmaria says – reply to this

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this is RIDICULOUS! but still funny and intriguing for some reason
Rgoodie says – reply to this

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seriously you are way behind these days…
Tbee says – reply to this

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I saw him on the documentary super size me…. it explains so much that he says that he has OCD. Because even the most avid McDonald's fan couldn't eat it twice a day for over thirty years…. yuck!
guitarchild says – reply to this

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Let me guess Perez you ugly fuck..this guy is your hero
NavyWifey1227 says – reply to this

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He was that hippy looking dude in Super Size Me….thats old news.
Missy Marie says – reply to this

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SUPER OLD NEWS….I read this article like 4 WEEKS ago.
TIGERLILY57 says – reply to this

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Wow ! I treat myself to 2 Big Macs a year. I wish McD's would come out with a mini version so I wouldn't feel so guilty.
jjacey says – reply to this

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thats cool, but didn't we already hear of this guy from "supersize me" …? he was in the documentary. he had a big mac shirt on… he kinda looked like john lennon or ozzy osbourne with like an odd hair cut.. and very tall… yeah…
CuddlyCarla says – reply to this

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How on Earth did this man live to 54???
DrinkYourKoolaid says – reply to this

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THAT SECRET SAUCE IS SOME GOOD SHIT! HEY LETTY B!
sweethotashes says – reply to this

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EWW
stinkie says – reply to this

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I LOVEEEEEE BIG MACS
stinkie says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ – IT'S SPECIAL SAUCE
Dana1963 says – reply to this

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Wow, that's crazy! But if he's not hurting anyone then more power to him!
ColinFarrellstheman says – reply to this

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That looks pretty good right about now…
mollerama says – reply to this

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wow CHOLESTEROL
MP says – reply to this

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I wish this man would get some help from a mental health professional.
garage sale says – reply to this

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big macs rule
bob1234 says – reply to this

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THIS NEWS IS SO OLD ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY, I READ ABOUT THIS ABOUT A MONTH AGO. A MONTH.
bob1234 says – reply to this

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its thousand island with mayo
vintagebitch says – reply to this

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i already read this, your lacking news!
TRUpopTART says – reply to this

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thats fuckin awesome!! i wish i had that kind of committment lol
johnnyfresh says – reply to this

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He probably got the wrong order 1000 times.
DiorChick2 says – reply to this

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lol wtf
oh well
jessie_jealousy says – reply to this

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haha, i love this guy. he was in "supersize me"
GirlsAloud says – reply to this

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OLD OLD OLD! This is old fucking news. I saw this on the news weeks ago! Perez, do you ever take time out of your day to watch the news?
dimsims says – reply to this

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that guy was in morgan spurlocks movie supersize me years ago… he looked like a beatles groupie
Candy Queen says – reply to this

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like i love big macs and all, wow they are good, seems like this is more of an attention thing than obsessive compulsive… does anyone agree? like im not nieve i do understand fully the nature of the disease as my life is touched with a very close friend suffering the disorder but really.. a big mac…like a century earlier bigmacs wouldnt have even exisited so what would it hav been then? toffee apples??

anyways..
kisses from the candyqueen
kaylamarie says – reply to this

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Do you have pictures of this guy???
Jess_L2 says – reply to this

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why does a 1982 Storm effect the mcdonalds in the year 2000 on thanksgiving
NatalieLiebe says – reply to this

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I saw something about him on TV once. . . I think that's funny. If I ate one every day, I would weigh 4,000 lbs.!
NatalieLiebe says – reply to this

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That's right, I saw him in Supersize Me, not on TV.
SwankySexii says – reply to this

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isn't that the guy from SuperSize Me?
Xelia Kay says – reply to this

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I'm amazed that a person could eat at McDonald's every single day and not be overweight. I guess it's because he exercises too though. It's probably the only way to mange your weight while continually dining out on fast food.
Real American says – reply to this

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I am a fat bastard and I dream of a BIG MAC with a couple of meat patties
like on a WENDYS double but with that special sauce. A BIG MAC with
some meat would be awesome. God, they're missing the boat.
lishlovesrpattz says – reply to this

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is this the same guy who was on super size me
MLD says – reply to this

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Where've you been? This was news like 3 or 4 weeks ago
MLD says – reply to this

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Re: Pinguinooo –
He was featured in the movie, yeah
sara may says – reply to this

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i've met this guy!! haha funny.
badlass says – reply to this

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that's bloody disgusting.
TranceQueen says – reply to this

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that's gross.

and you regulars are just sad… gahaha, c'mon…