Mackenzie Phillips Gets A Lucky Break!!!
Filed under: Drugs > Legal Matters
One Day at a Time's resident rebel without a cause, Mackenzie Phillips just scored a Get Out of Jail card on Friday with a guilty plea to felony drug charges.
The actress was arrested at LAX after baggies and balloons of drugs fell down her pant leg at security.
Yikes!
She will avoid jail time, but she does have to enroll in a drug diversion program instead. Once she completes the program, however, her guilty plea will be dropped, excising the incident from her records altogether.
Her lawyer, Blair Berk, also parts seas, walks on water, and makes rabbits appear out of top hats.
Phillips told the court, "I want to thank the Los Angeles Police Department and the Airport Police for stopping me — they saved my life" and then checked herself into rehab.
This will be Phillips' 10th stint in detox.
You know what they say: if at first you don't succeed….
Just go back to rehab!
[Image via WENN.]
hey fatass that is michelle phillips not mackenzie phillips
that's not McKenzie Phillips!!!!
That's that old fucker from Titanic…
That isn't Makenzie Phillips FUCKTARD! This site just keeps getting lamer.
Is she related to that one chick from Wilson Phillips??? She sure looks like her
ummm, that's not Mackenzie Phillips.
Meth is better.
uh, dummy - that's Mama Phillips, not Mackenzie. der.
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THAT'S MICHELLE PHILLIPS "ANNE" FROM "KNOTS LANDING!"
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STICK WITH SLUTTIEANNA MILLER PEREZ!
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u are losing your shit perez….fuckinA
That is not Mackenzie Phillips.
That pic of Michelle Phillips you dumbass!!!
That pic is of Michelle Phillips you dumbass!!!
Thats not Mackenzie Phillips….come on Perez get your shit right!!!
IF SHE WENT TO JAIL SHE WOULDN'T BE THANKING THEM FOR STOPPING HER! WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP!
That's Michelle Phillips, Perezito!!! Mackensie looks like more of a crack head.
that's not mackenzie phillips, silly ! love you!
Pilar08 you beat me to the punch!
That's Michelle Phillips, Mackenzie's former stepmother.
do you know how to spell Paris or are you blind……cause this old fart isn't her.
Jesus Christ Perez! WTF? Get your nose out of your ass!
that's michelle … not mackenzie
So friends now we learn that Hussein Obama's sister - get this now his sister - lives in a slum in Boston. Where is the hoaxster spreading his wealth to his sister? Hmmm Lord Kain and dumbass Sweetpiece? Hmmmm? You see friends, Hussein wants to spend your money not his. Sned this huxster back to Chicago. Vote McCain/Palin and vote yes on Prop 8 in California.
who the hell is this pic of????
thats not her picture
Why can't we say fagg*t on here, but every other word is ok?
DUMBASS PEREZ!
That's not McKenzie Phillips, stupid!
PEREZ GOT HIS DRINK ON EARLY. That's not McKenzie dope it's Michelle the step-mommie.
Re: Vince will Shamwow your ass – BECAUSE PEREZ IS AN IDIOT!
uh, wrong picture, silly.
Re: njpaul0129 – HOW DID YOU LIKE HOW I GAVE IT TO YOU UP THE ASS! TELL THE PEOPLE THE TRUTH!
NOT MACKENZIE PHILLIPS
Re: Vince will Shamwow your ass –
But he REAAAAALLLLYYYY likes it up there!
Ok Perez, I understand when you totally screw up when you try to get into politics or economics, because you know nothing about that. But, come on! Celebrities are you JOB. That is what makes you money. You really should know the difference between Michelle Phillips and Mackenzie Phillips. If nothing else, the 20-30 year age difference should have been a big blinking clue.
A lot of you people wouldn't know this, but back in the day Michelle Phillips was the quintissential hippie chick. Check out some old pictures of her. As it is, she's the only member of the Mamas and the Papas who is still alive. Mackenzie Phillips isn't even her bio daughter, she inherited her when she married John Phillips. Plus, Mackenzie was, is, and always will be pretty much a total fug.
NJPAUL IS A CLOSET GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPREAD THE WORD PPLS!
It's Halloween!! Maybe McKenzie is wearing a mask, lol!!
That isn't Mackenzie Phillips.
that picture is of michelle phills, not mackenzie phillips. come on!
Re: mamajud – I owe you spanking mamajud. Get ready…here it comes…..*SPANK*
HA ha ha ha…PP, you're drinky.
that is michelle phillips, mackenzie's step-mom you idiot!!!!
YAWNS!!!!!!!!!!
Re: LettyB –
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GOOD AFTERNOON, DARLING!
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I'M WATCHING MICHAEL MYERS DO HIS THANG TONIGHT!!!
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THEN I'M WATCHING "THE HUNGER" WITH CATHERINE DENEUVE AND
DAVID BOWIE–ALL WHILE DRESSED AS A YORK MINT PATTIE!!!
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Uhhhmm….that is definetely NOT Mackenzie Phillips!!!!!!!
Because no one else has mentioned this,..WRONG PICTURE!!
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….and you call yourself a professional homosexual blogger. Hmph!
THAT IS MICHELLE PHILLIPS FROM THE MAMMA AND THE PAPPAS YOU FUCK-TARD!
Re: LettyB – #36.
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DARLING I THINK RU PAUL IS GAY, TOO.
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I'M GOING FOR A SMOKE!
Re: Cali_Girl – Re: Leona$ Gho$t – SOUNDS DELIGHTFUL! WISH I COULD BE THERE!
That is her STEP MOTHER, MOTHER Michelle Phillips
Re: njpaul0129 – Actually it is NOT his sister, but a long lost aunt. Sister to his Dad, who was not a Dad to him. So he doesn't even know this person.
Re: LettyB – NOT SURE WHY IT REPLIED TO CALI CALI GURL?
Are you on crack? Eat some carbs and feed your frontal lobe!
Wow… why is everyone being so hard on P-Nasty??? He made a mistake… it's okay!
Hahaha he finally changed it. I thought he might have had the picture of Michelle up as a joke, but no, he actually doesn't know who these people are. If he doesn't know who they are, why post about them?
That looks like Palin in 10 years
I liked the other picture better…even if it WAS the wrong Phillips…
Re: LettyB –
SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HIS SISTER DOES HIS WORK FOR HIM? HIS SHIT HAS BEEN SO FUCKED UP LATELY. he truely doesn't give a fuck either.
*getting a headache*
That IS Mackenzie Phillips, she was on drugs when her show One Day At A Time was on as well…Perez has it right.
Re: 1MamaK – your babay daddy looks stoned!
Re: Milk Me – I KNOW! HE'S A LAZY PANSY RAVING FUCKING QUEEN!
Re: 1MamaK – it's our job
lmfao
Drug diversion or rehab? Drug diversion is a class that you pay for and rehab actually helps people with recovery. Diversion just makes you want to get high.
Re: _Alice_ – that was fun
Re: njpaul0129 – Why don't you learn to spell check and then go eat a big pile of steamy dog shit.
Re: TORTEZ – No, originally it was a picture of Michelle Phillips, but he changed it.
Re: _Alice_ – Sure, Meth is better if you wanna smoke things made out of battery acid & misc. chemicals, destroying your organs and ravaging your face in just a few years. Really, Meth is pathetic and revolting.
Sorry to Everyone THIS IS MCKENZIE PHILLIPS…SHE WAS IN TV SHOW IN 70'S ONE DAY AT A TIME WITH VALERIE BERTINELLI.SHE IS THE DAUGHTER OF MAMA AND PAPAS JOHN PHILLIPS/ALSO HALF SISTER TO CHYNNA PHILLIPS. MICHELLE AND JOHN ARE CHYNNAS PARENTS …..DUMBASSES!!
Re: Smarty Pants – I THINK SHE WAS JOKING YOU FUCKING RETARD! YOU SHOULD REALLY CHANGE YOUR NAME THERE IS NOTHING SMART ABOUT YOU!
Poor thing. She has been dealing with this FOREVER.
Re: LettyB – HAHAHAHA!
Re: parker – No, the picture was originally of Michelle Phillips. Perez changed it.
She looks like a cracked out, deflated testicle.
You can't quit drugs or alcohol because a judge or family urdged to to. You have to want to. I hate AA and rehab facilities because they force people into submission. You can't do that with an addict. It may work short term, but not in reality. The only thing that will work for these people is if they sincerely, within themselves, no longer want to use. No group therapy or rehab in the world is going the change an addict. You have to get to a personal point where the negatives of your use are greatly outweighting the possitives. Only then will you quit for good. A rehab and AA can't instill that in you, only you can. And BTW, you are not powerless, you have a lot of power over your emotions and actions. Don't ever forget that.
Re: njpaul0129 – wake up, loser
Does anyone in LA do jail time if they've committed a crime? Or is it just the poor schmucks who can't afford high powered lawyers? Seems like all the stars, past and present, almost always escape sentencing.
That IS Mackenzie Phillips, unfortunately.
Wow, even a has been star gets special treatment, in the real world, real people actually spend time in jail and get big fines for drugs, I wish real people could get the breaks the stars get, I am not saying that people who are addicted should go to jail I just think EVERYONE should get the breaks that the rich and famous get.
Re: parker – Ummm Parker, you're coming in a little late on this one, and although I'd never say the CAPS MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE, the original pic that Perez, doper/alcoholic or whatever the fuck is up with him these days, extrordinare put up there was MICHELLE PHILLIPS and not drugged out bitch Mackenzie. If you were (1) sober enough (2) intelligent enough to get to about post #56 you could have figured it out yourself YOU FUCKING MORON, but nooooo .. in front of everyone you make a TOTAL ASSHOLE OF YOURSELF. Perez likes assholes, so maybe you can be post #1 next time. Like LettyB says .. FUCKTARD
omg, who dug up this awful pic of her?? How embarrassing and what the hell is on her lip? poor girl. lol anyway, addiction sucks, winners never quit and losers never win. or something like that..which means keep fighting it girl, youre heading in the right direction once again! Wish you all the best Mac!
Re: parker –
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LISTEN UP BRAINZ OF SARAH PALIN!!!
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PEREZ CHANGED THE PICTURE YOU UNREPENTANT MORON!!!
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CONFUSING MICHELLE PHILLIPS WITH MCKENZIE WOULD BE LIKE
MISTAKING PEREZ WITH ZAC EFRON, YOU PRETENTIOUS BUTTPLUG!!!
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Rebel without a cause? More like rebel without a clue.
Re: 1MamaK – what kind of fucking moron posts pictures of their baby online??
Re: hdecker0214 – ditto the baby comment for you
I feel a law suit coming… geez, you need to be more careful about what pics you add to your blogs!!! you've been in this for how many years?? get more professional and stop worying about your next big party. This is embarrasing
Re: _Alice_ – #40. Alice dear, we'll get you in some sweet thigh high, heels-up-to-there leather boots and I have a few fun spanking toys for you to try out. A little warm up, and mamajud will be begging for more. You're talking my language sweetie!
Re: LettyB – Hi Letty, George Clooney is gay too, but I'd still do him. I like Mackenzie. I'd like to burn one with her.