Ready To Pop, But - First - The Baby Shower!
Teddy bear lover Ashlee Simpson has a lot to celebrate for. Especially her first-born child arriving soon. Very soon.
Soooo soon that the mom-to-be is getting ready for her baby shower this weekend, which she's managed to keep secret - until now.
An inside source reveals to Life & Style that Ashlee is "having a last-minute baby shower tomorrow. The location is top secret. They'll send out an e-mail to all invited guests early Saturday morning. Ashlee was eyeing the Bel-Air Hotel in LA — but no one will know exactly until tomorrow morning."
Well a last minute baby shower will make it hard for your guests to purchase gifts for your baby!
Between her money and Pete Wentz's, we bet they're pretty well off to spoil their kids.
The source adds, "This could be the last chance for everyone to see Ashlee before she becomes a mom."
You know Jessica Simpson is dying a bit each day with jealousy!
[Image via WENN.]
Moving Time!
I bet she lip-syncs her birthing pains. First cunts?
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FORGET HER STOMACH LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT FUCKING CHIN!!!!!!!!!
…siblings who each have a career in the gutter. Luckily they made a lot of cash…
Wow, that's a generously sized chin. Just sayin'…
Oh, and neither Ashely or her husband have talent. I guess that is why they have so much money.
Big fucking deal.
That baby will be born today and be completely evil like her Aunt Jessica…
its amazing how much better she looks with her new nose. The change is quite dramatic. I dont promote plastic surgery but she looks much more beautiful with that nose.
Yawn….WTF Perez? She's boring, her baby daddy is boring, and her music is on par with Jon Tesh. Next please….
Re: LettyB –
think she's had a chin implant?
poor Jessica, i bet she is dying deep down inside.
Re: _Alice_ –
how do you get your hair so nice? I just can't do a thing with mine…
She is so skanky looking…lose that ugly ass red hair Asslee!
Hasn't she been pregnant for like two years…gah…
Hasnt she been prego for its seems 20 months now!
haha jessica simpson.
Nose job!
Hasn't she been pregnant for like two years…gah.
Re: Misty927 – hahaha I was thinking the same thing.
they are definitely going to induce labor today if the baby doesn't come on its own….it's halloween….this is pete….let's be honest, it's gonna happen!
i can't wait to find out the name!!!!
Too bad her man looks like a little troll monkey..That is gonna be one short, fug baby with flat ironed hair hahahahhahahaha!
Re: D-Bag – hahahahahahaha!
Re: FuckinA my forehead is HUGE – Pantene, of course.
So friends now we learn that Hussein Obama's sister - get this now his sister - lives in a slum in Boston. Where is the hoaxster spreading his wealth to his sister? Hmmm Lord Kain and dumbass Sweetpiece? Hmmmm? You see friends, Hussein wants to spend your money not his. Sned this huxster back to Chicago. Vote McCain/Palin and vote yes on Prop 8 in California.
Where's the nip slip when you need one?
i am bored!
Re: njpaul0129 – HOW DO YOU LIKE IT UP THE ASS BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW YOU DO LIKE IT UP THE ASS!
YA'LL ARE SO MEAN AND VERY JELLOUS..WHATEVER SHE IS FINALLY HAPPY
WASH THAT GREASY HAIR YOU BITCH!
Re: Obama says YES on 8 – STFU with your political rants! You are NOT changing anyone's mind with a post on Perez, you cretin.
You Know this Photo is kinda funny……Shes soooo big that their using her as a parking area…..*Look at the sign at the background ppl*
On E last night they said that she's having TWINS! i guess pete wentz spilled it and said 'i can't wait to meet them' or something like that.
Re: Obama says YES on 8 – Take a coffee break from all your campaigning already….Your forever on her with this and that about Obama I guess that Fear and hate keep you pepped up!! I cant wait for this election to be over so i wont have to hear anymore of this vote my way propaganda
Re: njpaul0129 – NJpaul you & obama says yes on 8 need to fuk and get married already..On every thread posting about obama when it's not even related to politics damn…Can we say LAME !!!
Re: cali kitty – OH WE ARE ALL A BUNCH OF MEANIES, GO TELL YOUR MOMMY! FUCKTARD!
Re: cali kitty – Since when is Jealous spelled Jellouse…….wow
Re: Vegasborn – Good lord thats a big ass my dear…
if i were jessica i would bury my head in the ground
Re: njpaul0129 – It's his aunt, you dumbfuck, and she WANTS to live there. Get over it.
Re: cali kitty – Trust me no one is jealous of this fug bitch and her troll husband.
is she STILL pregnant?!
Re: cali kitty – Did mommy take you out of school early today?
Ashlee Simpson+Pete Wentz= ugly ass baby
With Pete Wentz's ENORMOUS head and her…interesting features, that's going to be one unique looking baby.
How does she still manage to look look in skinny jeans at boots when she's 56 months pregnant? Gah!
Um, "look good", not "look look". I have issues typing today, apparently.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jessica could have had a baby had she had stayed with Nick. He wanted to settle down and have kids. Her loss.
HA HA - Jessica probably hates herself every day for divorcing Nick! Dumb Ass. I wish Ashley all the best. My advice for her when she is in labor is do the little hoe-down dance she did on SNL & it'll help speed up her delivery!
This girl been pregnant since 2002 or does it just feel that way?
you know, being pregnant you can dress so much more flattering. SHE LOOKS LIKE SHIT.
Re: cali kitty – You're just JEALOUS that Perez is literate enough to spell "jealous" correctly….
Re: lulu1975 – OMG, yes - it seems like she's been pregnant FOREVER
whoa, she's positively HUGE.
why is it that shes always wearing black? come on, girl.
liven up. you're pregnant…at least PRETEND like its exciting.
she looks so gross. aren't pregnant women supposed to be a little puffy? her face looks soooo angular!
why do i feel like shes been pregnant foreverr??!
i wonder if its a boy or a girl
O MY GAWL!
She's still pregnant? She been preggers for forever and a day
She needs to get a chin job
who gives two fucks about that slut. The baby was only made for publicity. She was jealous because of nicole. There's a rumour going round that they're having twins.
she's been pregnant forever already. you bitched about gwen stefani's long pregnancy, but this woman's pregnancy was longer than hers.
i dont think jessica is jealous. why would she be? lil ash is gonna be a lil tied down for the next 18 years.
Re: FuckinA my forehead is HUGE – It's not a chin implant - it just looks bigger in proportion to her smaller nose. The surgeon should have taken her entire profile into consideration.
She still looks way better than before.
another talentless "star" that was forced on us by the media
She's STILL preggers??!?
i can't wait to meet the baby!!!i hope it's healthy….
She's adorable, but it seems like she's been pregnant forever!
Jessie shouldn’t be jealous, there is every chance Ashlee’s baby could be born with Ashlee’s original nose.
I love baby showers especially the games. My favorite is filling baby bottles with Tequila and whoever finishes the bottle first wins some lame gift. My family likes to drink, play stupid games drunk and throw in gifts we call it a "baby shower". Good times.
I hope she dies in childbirth.
another child victum to divorse ……Ash and Pete will never make it. I give them 4 years tops
NO babies for Jessica unless she adopts. Not with Tony anyways. Major split happened. HUGE!
OMG poor thing she's still pregnant…
If the kid looks anything like Pete Wentz with his Emo hair that'll be sad.
she is having a girl! congrats ashley
I just noticed that the sign saying valet parking is pointing to her belly. pretty funny.