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Financial expert, TV personality and recently out lesbian, Suze Orman dressed up for Halloween as _____________.
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
one rich bitchh
#!
im first
as a rich lesbian!
she be a gold digger?
an idiot
a republican
money taco?
a fucking tosser !!!!!!!!!!!
the golden parachute. Clever!
a person who's asking to get mugged at gunpoint.
now i ain't sayin' she's a gold digger. but she ain't messin' with no broke nigga.
Her bank account?
a strippers g string
Money i will never see:(
a white obama…lol I kid I kid hahahaha LOL..just need to add some puppet strings LOL
??gold digger??
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…HER FAVORITE TAMPON MANUFACTURER, THE US MINT!!!
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I CAN'T STAND THIS STUPID BITCH SHE NEEDS SLAP ACROSS HER FUCKEN FACE
Cindy McCain
I was gonna say REPUBLICAN when there were only 5 comments, but this is my first time commenting and Chelsea said it first.
Aw I love her! She gives such great advice! She should be running as VP nominee not Palin!
heychelsea stole my answer! (a republican!)
She dressed up as Oprah's Dildo!
A money bush
when did she come out?
A rich bitch? BTW, I like her! As in like, not as in I'd do anything nasty.
Re: Leona$ Gho$t – OMG so funny!
I thought it was Jennifer Aniston at first!
i'm guessing "a million bucks"
an over priced hooker, or an ompa loompa
Re: sweetpiece –
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KISSES DARLING!
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…a douche bag who speaks to you as if you have a 3rd grade education.
a republican? There the only ones loaded these days.
oprah's tampon
she's a lez? SWEEEET!!
If this is what a million dollars look like? keep it!
Cindy McCain?
the skits about her on SNL are fuckin hilarioussssssssssssss
Hey that's the 700 billion dollar bailout money…Looks like she's getting the last laugh…..
A rich bald taco eating lezbot
Suze is dressed as "The Bailout". All that money going to Bush's best friends, the 5% that have gotten filthy rich during the last 8 years robbing our government blind.
American's need to w-a-k-r u-p before what's left of our government is gone. Read, Common Dreams.org or theguardian.uk for intelligent articles.
Money.
Duu
money whore?
A MONEY TREE, of course!
ummmm WTF perez your soo funny!=] this woman whoever she is better not be dressin up as a republican because republicans are obviosly better than demacrates im 15 and i know that DEMOCRATS SUCK! NOBMA 08
All the money State Senator Dianne Wilkerson accepted in bribes… haha
Im still an Obama supporter though!
a ceo
a swiffer duster
Her wallet
Man, Suze can never take a good photograph! And BTW, I find it hilarious that this woman is out there doing "damage control" when she helped create the mess we're in today. It was SUZE recommending people on her show to buy homes in 2005 at what was the peak of the largest real estate bubble in world history. Now they're all in foreclosure. That's good advice?? I don't THINK so, gf!
she's dressed up as the 700 billion dollar bailout!
A financial nightmare!! lol
She dressed up as a bank machine!
A cash cow?
who the hell knows but i think it's disrespectful to wear a "money boa" at a time like this when so many people have lost jobs and have to pinch pennies… what a bitch!
as a douchebag
oh and btw… perez, can you please remove the add where they show a skinny ass then a fat ass back and forth? or at least change the asses i'm sick of staring at the same ol' ass everyday… LOL
Re: TylerDurden – That is frikkin hilarious!!
Re: old heidi – I agree–for someone who is supposed to be so compassionate towards her audience–many of whom are in seriously dire situations, it's like rubbing their noses in it–"Look at me!! You might be on the verge of losing everything, but fuck it! I am filthy RICH! Muahahahahaaaaaa!!"
As being so f*&ckin rich that money is growin off that carpet munchin bod!
an even bigger douche than she already is
That shit's fucking real too! I don't wanna take the time to count but that has to be over 10 grand easily. FUCK MY LIFE!
Candy Spelling
The money she saved by switching to Geico.
herself
DIKE
I honestly have no idea what that is. I hope that's not real money, although I'm sure she can afford it.
LMOA– I love her and her blazers and Kristen Wiig's impressions of her.
a golden parachute?
Herself……..a money obsessed leso
well we know what shes NOT…. Wall Street…lol….
a cunt bitch
a money whore.
Re: Ima Perv –
HAHAHAHAHAHA DUDE THAT IS SOOO FUNNY!
ummm….I ain't sayin she a gold digger
As money in the shaped of a vagina…
Cindy McCain?
Re: jademoondust – off-topic, but is that your bird?? it looks just like mine
Camilla's tampon.
Doll-ard biaaaatch!!
A cashier resgister???
Suze Orman dressed up for Halloween as _____________ Suze Orman.
Herself I guess! You know she has the $$$$
Elton John!
A Greedy Whore!
Obama's new necktie made out of my taxpayer dollars??
Is she a lesbian???
America's debt.
What our economy used to look like..
P.Diddy's Xmas tree topper
golddigger!!