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Financial expert, TV personality and recently out lesbian, Suze Orman dressed up for Halloween as _____________.

[Image by Patricia Schlein via WENN.]

Posted: November 2, 2008 at 3:08 pm

95 comments to “Fill in the Blank”

gonzo617 says – reply to this

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one rich bitchh
AMB57 says – reply to this

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#!
AMB57 says – reply to this

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im first
Fallenangels says – reply to this

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as a rich lesbian!
AMB57 says – reply to this

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she be a gold digger?
funkytextgirl says – reply to this

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CASH COW
patsy519 says – reply to this

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an idiot
heychelsea says – reply to this

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a republican
moshingkills says – reply to this

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money taco?
ORSONWELLES says – reply to this

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a fucking tosser !!!!!!!!!!!
Desilu says – reply to this

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the golden parachute. Clever!
thebigfish says – reply to this

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a person who's asking to get mugged at gunpoint.
KEELY.xo says – reply to this

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now i ain't sayin' she's a gold digger. but she ain't messin' with no broke nigga.
babygrand says – reply to this

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Her bank account?
moshingkills says – reply to this

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a strippers g string
SELENA4EVA says – reply to this

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Money i will never see:(
Ima Perv says – reply to this

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….a dyke with no cents.
mollymouse says – reply to this

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a white obama…lol I kid I kid hahahaha LOL..just need to add some puppet strings LOL
*Karmas a Bitch* says – reply to this

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??gold digger??
Leona$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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…HER FAVORITE TAMPON MANUFACTURER, THE US MINT!!!
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MRS.RICKY MARTIN says – reply to this

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I CAN'T STAND THIS STUPID BITCH SHE NEEDS SLAP ACROSS HER FUCKEN FACE
Whitney_P says – reply to this

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Cindy McCain
dana_banana says – reply to this

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I was gonna say REPUBLICAN when there were only 5 comments, but this is my first time commenting and Chelsea said it first.
MissMaryLoubell_III says – reply to this

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Aw I love her! She gives such great advice! She should be running as VP nominee not Palin!
BelleMick says – reply to this

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heychelsea stole my answer! (a republican!)
TylerDurden says – reply to this

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She dressed up as Oprah's Dildo!
Kate_West says – reply to this

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A money bush
girl interrupted says – reply to this

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when did she come out?
sweetpiece says – reply to this

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A rich bitch? BTW, I like her! As in like, not as in I'd do anything nasty.
sweetpiece says – reply to this

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Re: Leona$ Gho$t – OMG so funny!
Pogue Mahone says – reply to this

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I thought it was Jennifer Aniston at first!
soupbread says – reply to this

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i'm guessing "a million bucks"
aubrii says – reply to this

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an over priced hooker, or an ompa loompa
Leona$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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Re: sweetpiece –
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KISSES DARLING!
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Bushwack says – reply to this

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…a douche bag who speaks to you as if you have a 3rd grade education.
lefty lady says – reply to this

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a republican? There the only ones loaded these days.
willie2states says – reply to this

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oprah's tampon
Milky Milky says – reply to this

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she's a lez? SWEEEET!!
Cecilie says – reply to this

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If this is what a million dollars look like? keep it!
Slater says – reply to this

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Cindy McCain?
DanaMarie=] says – reply to this

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the skits about her on SNL are fuckin hilarioussssssssssssss
Slater says – reply to this

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Hey that's the 700 billion dollar bailout money…Looks like she's getting the last laugh…..
Rodiggity says – reply to this

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A rich bald taco eating lezbot
prettybaby says – reply to this

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Suze is dressed as "The Bailout". All that money going to Bush's best friends, the 5% that have gotten filthy rich during the last 8 years robbing our government blind.
American's need to w-a-k-r u-p before what's left of our government is gone. Read, Common Dreams.org or theguardian.uk for intelligent articles.
I See Drunk People says – reply to this

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Re: funkytextgirl – YES, THAT'S IT!
Irish Joey says – reply to this

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Money.

Duu
chitown64 says – reply to this

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money whore?
wittywise says – reply to this

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A MONEY TREE, of course!
meganem says – reply to this

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ummmm WTF perez your soo funny!=] this woman whoever she is better not be dressin up as a republican because republicans are obviosly better than demacrates im 15 and i know that DEMOCRATS SUCK! NOBMA 08
CR110 says – reply to this

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All the money State Senator Dianne Wilkerson accepted in bribes… haha Im still an Obama supporter though!
KEEFER says – reply to this

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a ceo
skysky says – reply to this

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a swiffer duster
SHADDUP says – reply to this

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Her wallet
papatoony says – reply to this

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Man, Suze can never take a good photograph! And BTW, I find it hilarious that this woman is out there doing "damage control" when she helped create the mess we're in today. It was SUZE recommending people on her show to buy homes in 2005 at what was the peak of the largest real estate bubble in world history. Now they're all in foreclosure. That's good advice?? I don't THINK so, gf!
apesandbruises says – reply to this

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she's dressed up as the 700 billion dollar bailout!
rocrmom94 says – reply to this

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A financial nightmare!! lol
nick_jonas_lover<3 says – reply to this

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She dressed up as a bank machine!
Karleen says – reply to this

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A cash cow?
old heidi says – reply to this

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who the hell knows but i think it's disrespectful to wear a "money boa" at a time like this when so many people have lost jobs and have to pinch pennies… what a bitch!
TBAAAA says – reply to this

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as a douchebag
old heidi says – reply to this

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oh and btw… perez, can you please remove the add where they show a skinny ass then a fat ass back and forth? or at least change the asses i'm sick of staring at the same ol' ass everyday… LOL
Sookiemama says – reply to this

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Re: TylerDurden – That is frikkin hilarious!!
Sookiemama says – reply to this

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Re: old heidi – I agree–for someone who is supposed to be so compassionate towards her audience–many of whom are in seriously dire situations, it's like rubbing their noses in it–"Look at me!! You might be on the verge of losing everything, but fuck it! I am filthy RICH! Muahahahahaaaaaa!!"
Girth Vader says – reply to this

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As being so f*&ckin rich that money is growin off that carpet munchin bod!
coocole says – reply to this

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an even bigger douche than she already is
StratMan172 says – reply to this

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That shit's fucking real too! I don't wanna take the time to count but that has to be over 10 grand easily. FUCK MY LIFE!
babblepfish says – reply to this

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Candy Spelling
Gossip_Lea says – reply to this

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The money she saved by switching to Geico.
Shut.Tha.Fuck.Up says – reply to this

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herself
MRS.RICKY MARTIN says – reply to this

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DIKE
MP says – reply to this

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I honestly have no idea what that is. I hope that's not real money, although I'm sure she can afford it.
krizsn says – reply to this

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LMOA– I love her and her blazers and Kristen Wiig's impressions of her.
SwisKris says – reply to this

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a golden parachute?
Ozchick says – reply to this

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Herself……..a money obsessed leso
RoxUrSox says – reply to this

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well we know what shes NOT…. Wall Street…lol….
PinkMartinii says – reply to this

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a cunt bitch
Papagaj says – reply to this

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a money whore.
Deekinsss says – reply to this

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Re: Ima Perv –
HAHAHAHAHAHA DUDE THAT IS SOOO FUNNY!
MajorMom says – reply to this

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ummm….I ain't sayin she a gold digger
jademoondust says – reply to this

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As money in the shaped of a vagina…
TiAmoRC says – reply to this

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Cindy McCain?
TiAmoRC says – reply to this

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Re: jademoondust – off-topic, but is that your bird?? it looks just like mine
tetzy says – reply to this

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Camilla's tampon.
SimonB says – reply to this

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Doll-ard biaaaatch!!
SoWeSerra Bro chick 305 says – reply to this

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A cashier resgister???
cum-gun says – reply to this

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Suze Orman dressed up for Halloween as _____________ Suze Orman.
Crazydude says – reply to this

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Herself I guess! You know she has the $$$$
Leahmaria says – reply to this

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Elton John!
liliap86 says – reply to this

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A Greedy Whore!
crazymegtay says – reply to this

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Obama's new necktie made out of my taxpayer dollars??
andreinac13 says – reply to this

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Is she a lesbian???
eirelav says – reply to this

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America's debt.
Whitterz says – reply to this

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What our economy used to look like..
redmum says – reply to this

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P.Diddy's Xmas tree topper
choconal says – reply to this

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golddigger!!