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How Do We Say This Delicately???

Filed under: Mischa Barton

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Mushy Fartone and a (hot) friend go shopping at the hardware store.

Uhmm….

Maybe she should have worn a skirt instead?

She'd cover up her thunder thighs that way - but we'd still be exposed to the cankles.

It's a toss!

[Image via National Photo Group.]



114 comments to “How Do We Say This Delicately???”

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  1. 1

    um, you're cruel



  2. 2

    holy moly what happened to her?
    those are some thighs…



  3. 3

    hhahahahah! cabron! funny shit.



  4. 4

    i read your website everyday, but it's people like you perez who make comments like this on a skinny girl, who gives fucked perceptions of a woman's body.



  5. 5

    Odd. It looks like his shoelaces are untied.



  6. 6

    Why does she look so bad?



  7. 7

    she does NOT have thunder thighs. Give her a break.



  8. 8

    WOW. She's really filled out. Not so pretty. I'm sure it's in part because of people like you that make so much fun of her. Such criticism is really stressful on a girl that doesn't have a great sense of self and is falling from hollywood grace.

    Fifth?



  9. 9

    Mischa Barton needs to do some serious work on those thighs…until then, she could at least shield them from public view.



  10. 10

    shes huge!

  11. Jai says – reply to this


    11

    Re: kate08 – Sorry Kate…..but truthfully those thighs are massive.



  12. 12

    I cannot for the life of me figure out why she is wearing breeches when she isn't riding a horse. They are not the most flattering of pants.



  13. 13

    Looks like she's been eating off the same plate as Perez.

  14. poli says – reply to this


    14

    SHE CAN'T WEAR FLAT CONVERSE WITH LEGGINS!!!! ONLY A GISELLE COULD PULL THAT OFF. SHE'S AN IDIOT.



  15. 15

    dumb rich bitches wearing riding breeches when all they know how to ride are dumb, druggie, loser guys…she looks so horrible..and like a poser grrrrrrrr

  16. WTFig says – reply to this


    16

    come on perez, usually i agree with everything you have to say, but when a celeb decides to eat and not fall into the whole "anorexic" phase, let her be. she's gorgeous. and she's actually a normal weight since she's so tall.



  17. 17

    That girl is NOT fat. It's assholes like you that make girl become bulimic and anorexic. She looks great, unlike you. Have you even looked into a mirror lately, you fat fuck?



  18. 18

    she looks beautiful. whatever, if they're too skinny you bitch, if they're not too skinny, you bitch. YOU BITCH! lol ease off a bit, geeez, celebs are human beings.



  19. 19

    I wonder if she's going to try and say that pic is photoshopped and someone added those thighs to her! LOL! She's such a loser!



  20. 20

    she is normal weighted!



  21. 21

    ewwww thunder thighs!!!!!!! she's such a slobbb



  22. 22

    Wow, even my mother wouldn't go out looking like that. She's an asshole.



  23. 23

    fat whore

  24. MR says – reply to this


    24

    whoa..somebody needs to go on a diet and get her ass working out

  25. KBF says – reply to this


    25

    wow u sure do care about girls' body image. Like if she has thunder thighs then i must be fcking star jones circa 2002. If I didn't hate myself enough already, perez.

  26. olive says – reply to this


    26

    she needs to let those pants GO.



  27. 27

    She used to be so pretty… what happened? Also, she's not fat by any means… she's just simply gained weight and isn't like a size 2 anymore…

  28. dbest says – reply to this


    28

    What the fuck is wrong with u thunder thighs r u stupid not only do u look like ur on crack like a crack out pig you r making normal size health drug free people have a complex then when they relapse ur the 1st one to say some shit so like I said before cracky! shut the fuck up with your dumb ass opinions I don’t know y your site is so popular anyways I used to like a respect ur opinions now ur just like the rest of cracked out Hollywood p.s people who r as ugly as u should really talk ur not one of the pretty one honey SHE LOOKS GREAT DUMB ASS

  29. dbest says – reply to this


    29

    What the fuck is wrong with u thunder thighs r u stupid not only do u look like ur on crack like a crack out pig you r making normal size health drug free people have a complex then when they relapse ur the 1st one to say some shit so like I said before cracky! shut the fuck up with your dumb ass opinions I don’t know y your site is so popular anyways I used to like a respect ur opinions now ur just like the rest of cracked out Hollywood p.s people who r as ugly as u should really not talk ur not one of the pretty one honey SHE LOOKS GREAT DUMB ASS



  30. 30

    to be fair, nobody looks good in jods…makes me wonder why she is even wearing them. I'd never wear mine when not doing anything horsey.

    (Note jodhpurs, not breeches. Breeches are a completely different cut.)



  31. 31

    perez you suck



  32. 32

    Oh wow. She gained weight. Well she should be shot dead. Or at least tossed out of Hollywood on her tubby ass. Gimme a break. So the girl has gained a few pounds and she actually looks HEALTHY! Would you rather she look like one of the 90210 starlets who live off of water & cigarettes alone? Fuck, this is why 12 year old girls starve themselves. If you're gonna make fun of anything it should be the horribly mismatched handbag & jacket, not her supposed 'thunder thighs'.



  33. 33

    Bet the OC isn't looking to bad now, and she thought she was to good for the show lmao.



  34. 34

    You know, maybe if she didnt have people calling her "fat" when shes trying to gain weight to reach a HEALTHY size (remember when she used to be incredibly scrawny?) she wouldnt have such issues with her body.

    Not all of us can be as perfect as you, Perez.



  35. 35

    lol, the german word for thighs like that is breeches. And anyway, SHE wanted to be in the public eye and she got a lot of money for it, so it's down to her, it she lets herself go, then she will have to take the mocking comments! I'm not in the public eye, I don't get as much money and nobody cares how I look. That is the price, sorry everyone who thinks Perez shouldn't have a go at her, she didn't mind take everyones money for her movies and series



  36. 36

    Needs Rachel Zoe asap.



  37. 37

    Damn! She has really let herself go. Hey Misha, ever hear of cardio?



  38. 38

    oh yeah, wow, look how fucking grotesque she is, i can hardly look at her. seriously, wtf perez. so her pants aren't very flattering. whatever. i love your site, but seriously, she is no where near fat. it's no wonder so many girls think they're "ugly".



  39. 39

    For someone who used to be overweight and understands the cruelty overweight people face, you sure are quick to make fun of a person's slight weight gain.
    It's sad. It's because of people like you that cause women to have eating disorders.

  40. sushi says – reply to this


    40

    She looks like the fat chick from Shallow Hal.

  41. minka says – reply to this


    41

    Not everyone wants to be super-skinny. That said, this girl needs a fashion intervention. Soon, very soon.



  42. 42

    No surprise. Her mother is very heavy and unfortunately for Mischa she inherited her mother's build.



  43. 43

    I know her acting is awful and her attitude blows but Perez her body is beautiful why do you want her to be looking like lets say… Anorexic none ass Nicole Richie Mary Kate Olson or every other celebutard i can name. I think she looks great she looks like a real woman… Oh wait thats the problem Perez in jealous he wishes he was a woman sorry papi youre not a girl. :-( so sad for perez.



  44. 44

    seriously perez i read you every day but when you say stupid shit like this it makes me not want to come back to your site ever. if you remeber you used to be overweight, dont think that now you are in better shape that it gives you the right to make fun of someone who despite what you say still looks healthy to me. every time you make a post like this i like you less and less. also you have spelling/grammatical errors in 99% percent of your posts. id rather have big thighs than have the spelling comprehension of a 5 year old.



  45. 45

    it's weird how she's gained so much weight so fast.



  46. 46

    sheeeesh, wasn´t she anorexic looking before???? what happened?



  47. 47

    she has always been probably the WORST dressed actor in Hollywood, now that she isn't super skinny, it's more obvious, but I bet had she worn something that flatters her figure she could still look hot



  48. 48

    OUCH…I look like this but I am 34, had a kid and am trying to lose some pounds. What is her excuse - YIKES!!! Poor Misha!!!!



  49. 49

    shes disgusting. and whos the idiot that cant even tie his shoelaces ?



  50. 50

    that comment you made about her is really malicious and makes you sound like a shallow, insecure, dumbass highschool girl.



  51. 51

    She needs a stylist! Thats bad!



  52. 52

    i'm not a fan of her but i feel the need to stick up for her body.. super lame of you perez to say that especially when you have had your own body issues.. she has thighs, that's a real body. i have her same shape, weigh under 120 lbs but am still a size 9. that's how her body is made. it's not thunder thighs. it just really makes me feel like shit to have someone look at that and think she's fat.



  53. 53

    … i dont get it… first she's too thin and now she's gaining some weight and seems healthy… but you make her seem like she's doing wrong thing. Perez what are trying to promote? being healthy or being stick thin? I guess it wouldn't matter cause you're still just a shit talker.



  54. 54

    I find it funny that a few years ago in a magazine Mischa "Fartone" said she wouldn't want to have Rachel Bilson's body because she was to volumptious.



  55. 55

    I think you need to quit calling girls fat when they are actually thin, this is the reason women are anorexic and smoke.



  56. 56

    Your so annoying perez she's perfectly normal weight and your a fatty so don't hate



  57. 57

    shut the fuck up perez she's perfectly normal weight and you're a fatty so don't hate

  58. modo says – reply to this


    58

    Oh please who are you to talk chubber? Pot calling kettle black.



  59. 59

    How do we say this delicately? lol…you can't. Just leave it alone, it's nasty.



  60. 60

    that's just wrong. its not your place to be criticizing a woman's body when you yourself are not a woman, and have no idea how difficult it can be to maintain your figure with stress and criticism like this



  61. 61

    So Perez you would perfer girls to be anorexic? Mischa use to be TOO skinny. It's nice to see she's not so boney looking. Out of all people who have had struggles with weight it seems like you would be more sensitive to the subject. You may have lost weight now..but karma comes back and knocks you hard on the ass and it may come back to hit you. I would watch out if I were you.



  62. 62

    you all are so dumb. you can be fat at 120 pounds.. if youre 5' …. its all different on people, she DID get fat for her body type and her thighs ARE too big for her body.



  63. 63

    damn i remember when people acted like she was the epitome of beauty and put her on every magazine cover. now look at her…



  64. 64

    Holy shit!! eat another cheese burger there

  65. Zen says – reply to this


    65

    it is kind of disgusting that you feel like you have the right to criticize… you are not exactly the skinniest person.. get over it perez..



  66. 66

    why is he not carrying her plastic bag ? ……not a gentleman



  67. 67

    When are you going to lose weight Perez?



  68. 68

    wow I never liked this girl but those thighs are hot as HELLLLLLLL

    Suculant and mmmm Gooddddd I like her now



  69. 69

    i don't understand how carry on about her thighs and cellulite and at the same time say "so sad, we hope she gets the help se needs soon" whenever you put up a picture of allegra versace, and embrace jennifer hudson. honestly she's not big at all, what is she a size 4? she's not morbidy obese so i don't really think she should be criticized for her weight. am i the only person that thinks thick legs are more beautiful than chicken legs? maybe they add aesthetic in "high fashion" (oh hey look it's a $300 sequin potato sack with prepubescent white girl legs sticking out) but in reality, most girls have FAT AND MUSCLE in their legs and yes, even cellulite. and it's normal, and even if she is another drunk washed-up starlet and wears stupid headbands and packs on the racoon eyeliner, there's nothing wrong with her body.

    please, keep supporting a HEALTHY weight. it's great that you've lost all the weight you've lost, and that's what people should do, but there's nothing unhealthy about this girl.



  70. 70

    She's ONLY 22??!!! I thought she was like 36….



  71. 71

    dang, she got bigger… which actually makes her more the average woman's sized body.. however, the average sized woman should probably not be wearing leggings as pants.



  72. 72

    i dont understand right..
    Shes on a program about EXTREME SKINNY CELEBRITIES!, and she was apparently too thin..

    and now shes put weight on, and looks alot better. people are calling her for that

    this is why people get paranoid, and get eating problems. :|



  73. 73

    OMG will you shut the fuck up, Perez? Just cause this chick actually eats unlike your beloved Saint Angelina - who by the way is a marriage wrecker. You know what your problem is? The fat guy inside of you is screaming to get out again and your jealous of anyone who can eat anything other than weight watchers. Why dont you have a nice cup of english tea and choke on a fucking donut, you spiteful little man.



  74. 74

    I certainly hope you don't ACTUALLY think she's fat, Perez. If you do, then you're absolutely ridiculous.



  75. 75

    Big is beautiful!!!!
    But I have never enjoyed leggings as pants.



  76. 76

    Perez I love you. I read your site every single day. You crack me up.

    But seriously - the average American woman is a size 14. Stop making us feel like shit by being uber- critical of women's bodies- especally one as skinny as Mischa Barton. I would have expected better from someone who struggled with weight issues himself.



  77. 77

    Just because she doesn't look anorexic doesn't mean she's fat or has "thunder thighs". It's stuff like this that makes young women with normal bodies feel like crap.



  78. 78

    For the love of God she is NOT fat, this is what normal healthy people look like. Do you prefer this or nasty anorexic no boobs skeleton?



  79. 79

    it's true that IIII would never wear that, but 'ol girl is looking better now than she ever has–honestly. nowadays, I don't look at her and it doesn't make ME want to eat a cheeseburger. She's not fat and she's not emaciated. I still don't like her, but realistically, she looks….decent. Never wear Chucks with that outfit…I don't care how "fashion forward" you think you are.



  80. 80

    um idk what you're talking about perez,
    she looks great to me!
    i'd love to have thighs like that ahaha



  81. 81

    Re: ariel_is_swell – i agree (couldn't have said it better =))

  82. Lidia says – reply to this


    82

    hahaaa!! you're soo right!!! she did gain some weight!!!
    lol!! ugh! that outfit would look alot better if she wore ankel booties instead of those converse.
    BTW her friend is HOTT! and ps his shoe is untied!



  83. 83

    She looks beautiful. Fuck all the assholes who can't say anything nice. You all are probably really ugly fucks.



  84. 84

    so, perez, what exactly are insecure girls out there reading your site supposed to believe when one second youre bashing someone for being too skinny then the next second youre making fun of one for looking perfectly healthy and normal and saying they have thunder thighs and cankles?!! youre the reason why girls out there are confused and paranoid about their weight and what people will think of them and thats why they develop eating disorders
    oh and by the by, why dont you give us a nice closeup look at your fat man belly before you go making fun of other people
    WHATEVER!!



  85. 85

    Jesus! i weigh 10 1/2 stone and at 5'7 and my thighs are thinner than hers i thought she was like 6' tall and like 9 stone, and thought leggings were meant to suck everything in?



  86. 86

    she's not fat but she is definitely bigger than she used to be. only thin chicken legs should wear those leggings… sorry mischa! you are not fat but you can't wear those anymore…



  87. 87

    Perez is not asking her to be anorexic or begrudging her to eat, he is purely pointing out she has huge thighs which is clearly a sign of overeating.

    Micha's a fame whore anyway what do you care?



  88. 88

    I actually think its nice to see her not looking like a stick, makes me feel normal being a size 6 with a fat ass and big hips. God bless Italian motha!



  89. 89

    She looks like a homeless person who walked into a "Goodwill" store dressing room, picked up whatever was on the floor and walked out!!! Doesn't she have any freinds who will tell her she looks like a crap-cake??



  90. 90

    Wow, she gained a little weight, but she looks good. She was too skinny before!



  91. 91

    Yupp
    Tjunda Thighs deffinatly.

  92. MP says – reply to this


    92

    I think that's mean and no wonder this country has such a problem with eating disorders.



  93. 93

    FYI she doesn't have kankles…somebody needs to show you what real cankles look like! and its people like you that make chicks either anorexic, bulemic or just not healthy. how would you like to somehow survive in hollywood as an ACTRESS when the average size is like a double zero.



  94. 94

    you say dont' spread hate with your little prop.8 bullcrap and yet you hate on people all the time..its your job to hate!..really hypocritcal



  95. 95

    ya know what, ur a complete douchebag.



  96. 96

    Why don't you hand her some drugs and teach her how to stick her finger down her throat properly? It's worked well for you, so far.

    Actually I have no idea how you lost weight, but your ridicule over someone who is not nearly close to being overweight was just as cruel and unwarranted as what I just said.

    Can you see it? You know, how much of a hypocrite you can be?



  97. 97

    i think you should give her advice on hiding those thighs and ankles if they bother you just ask your mother ho shes done it for years or take from yourself it would help either way



  98. 98

    ahh, some people, I tell ya. I'm sure more then half of those critisizing Mischa for her "zomgzz@221 hUyyyuge thiiGhhz" are far worse off. I mean, like Perez, you make a great example. Is she fat? No, definitely not by any means. Is her outfit flattering? No- the pants, I admit are not flattering but she looks perfectly normal weight wise.



  99. 99

    Unless she just got off a horse, please lose the damn riding breeches. I hate posers who wear equestrian shit for "fashion". Riding pants look like shit on all of us, so to wear them for no reason is stupid.



  100. 100

    what happened to her?? she looks not so good>

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