Putting On A Show - Jordan & Her Man Deliver!
Filed under: Anglophilia > Jordan
They're really working overtime now!
Hoping to squelch rumors of a rift in their marriage, former titty model turned the U.K.'s Jessica Simpson, Jordan, flew to Los Angeles to be with her husband, failed singer Peter Andre.
And, the pair decided to have a nice, quiet lunch on Sunday at The Ivy on Robertson Blvd.
When the paparazzi "accidentally" caught them, they made sure to kiss for the cameras.
See, they're so happy!
[Images via WENN.]
Posted: November 2, 2008 at 7:23 pm
oh great another couple to get paid millions to do nothing.
his ugly
plus: first /second !
idk if people care but i love you!
HE HAS GAYFACE AND SHE HAS MANFACE…GROSS!
Why do you report on them? 99% of Americans don't even know who the hell they are, and those of us who do, only know because YOU report on them. They are completely irrelevant here. We have huge losers and douches as celebrites in the U.S, but the U.K. is even worse because they let really ugly people become famous. They are a prime example, maybe not with the ugliness but the NON-TALENT and doucheocity. Just stick to the Britons we actually know and care about, like the Royals and Vicky and David.
pale?
Does anyone outside the UK really care about this JAPPY tit model? Inside of the UK, isn't she a laughing stock? A wealthy, self-made laughing stock, none the less!
Uhm who the fuck are these people?
Why didn't you say all this "failed" singer shit to Pete when you met him a few months ago and had your picture taken with him and Kate, and splashed it all over your blog.
You're too gutless to do that, aren't you?
Get the fuck out of the UK, we don't want you here.
gross.
I just wonder if she really has no clue that her "husband" is gay??
i dont understand why she is so famous now..?
she's just another "celebrity" putting her name on eeeverything to make another buck. why not do something important in your life?
and i do believe there is def marital problems.. theyre relationship does not seem real to me
Look, I;m willing to stick my cock btn Jordan's tits. LEt;s be real and realize that Pete is a homo. Jordan, let me be the man that keeps your bed warm, I;ll give it to you so good that your tit's will spin.
All this butt boy is good for is sucking cock. We all know it;s a sham!!
More fame hungry pond jumpers. Go home.
What a repugnant pair. Yes, both of you, I'm sure you are reading this….
Perez is just pissed cause he writes/used to write WHATEVZ for a magazine her and he was saying that he was close friends with them and they were moving to LA then the next week when Pete was giving his weekly - I love Kate, my kids and my life interview to the same magazine they asked him about it and he was like "what no way we've met him like once and tbh we wouldn't divulge that information but we're not moving, especially with all our family being here and Harvey finally settled at school but we will be working out there a lot in the next year or so, so maybe he heard something from someone and got the wrong end of the stick." Words to that effect anyway and ever since then Perez has been all about the break up stories - despite the fact they just renewed their vows last month.
I think this is unfair! They are shown here together smiling and kissing but people are still saying they are splitting up! Now them being seen together is fake? And an attempt to hide their marriage troubles? Well what are they supposed to do? Not be pictured happy together because it might look like a cover up??? I also don't think Peter is a has been at all! He is working on some new songs that sound really great–you can see/hear him working on them on 'Katie and Peter:The Next Chapter'. And they just renewed their wedding vows last month. I think people need to just leave them alone. I'm a huge fan of them both and feel bad that they are having to constantly defend their marriage!!!
The LOW LIFE `TITTY MODEL' is a trashy skank compared to U.S Playboy-Playmate-Types.
She has a stretched-out, rancid, festering c*nt that you can smell ffrom 5 miles away.
She is also a former coke-whore and groupie-slag.
Peter Andre, her fake, plastic, orange `husband' is like a Ken-Doll Robot.
GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By-The-Way…
In the Uk, everyone LAUGHS at this low-life, skanky WHORE with scarred, gross fake tits and stretched-out vagina. She is a talentless-laughing-stock, why do you write about her Perez? Being paid I bet!!!!!
Re: Hawkeye – yah i was about to say, who are these people and why are they wasting perezious space.
We'll take back Katie and Pete if you take back Paris Hilton and Madonna. I reckon that's a fair compromise!
F*** it… I'd do them both!
People shouldn't be so nasty about English celebrities, this is the country we were born in. Katie has done so well for heself. Got such a good Business going and has earned more then any other glamour model
Re: BritChick1980 – Take it you don't know Hugh Heffner once asked her to be one of his girlfriends after her first playboy shoot stating he has never met anyone like her before but she turned it down because getting your tits out is one thing but sleeping with someone for an existence is known as something quite different.
They do know that we can care less whether or not they're still together, right?
I like her bra
nice bruises she has all over her neck, SLUT
Re: sickitten – Yep! You are so right, I live in the UK and she's a total laughing stock here. She makes me cringe Ewwwwwwww
Re: Deranged – Ha Ha! Sounds perfect to me! I'm certainly no fan of Jorden's but compared to what the USA inflicted on us with PH (I can't even bring myself to type her name) She's actually not looking too bad. Think I'd change Madonna to the Jonas bros. though they make me wanna hurl.
Re: Jillarooney – Bullshit. Magazines are falling over themselves to get an interview with her and when she doesn't give them one they make up shit about her. She was just named business women of the year for the second or third year running and she's only 30. That's not a laughing stock, for someone who used to get her tits out as a living she's made a good job of herself.
I was actually at the Ivy when they were there. The paparazzi kept yelling at them to kiss. After the Ivy, I saw her again at Kitson and she spent 2K on random things like a purse light. She's very pretty (and very skinny) in person.
Why does it matter if it's a scam?? Who cares. They have been together for four years, why would they need publicity on their realtionship?? They probably have had less press than Jennifer Aniston and John Whatever splitting and getting back together and they have been together for five minutes (and no one cares about them either!!!!!!) There are hundreds of 'celebrities' that are famous for nothing… We get stuck with listening about Paris Hilton when no one in England actually knows or cares what she does apart from act like a dick on the Simple Life!!!