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Angelina Jolie on the cover of the new issue of U.K. Harper's Bazaar.
Flawless!
And the way she's biting her pinky….
Grrrrrrrr.
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Flawless, beautiful, sucks a good dick, man stealer…..
damn.
Mimi's retoucher has obviously been working some major OT on this photoshopped-to-hell-and back interpretation of Angelina Jolie. She looks "flawless" because this is someone's fantasy of what the silly cow should look like at age 18. They even carved out a new nose for the ol' skank. The whole "Look at me, I'm a temptress" pose has got to go - grrrr? More like grrrooosss.
wow angelina can pose. i'm beyond amazed. stfu.
What a skanky ass bitch. Gross
oh baby!
lalala
She's s smoking hot I would be bi just for her.
She's hot…………but still a whore fo' sure!
I love her!
She's gorgeous!
OMG IT AN ASS!! …wait no , its her lips.
phewww i was scared for a moment
When did Megan Fox get oversized lip implants?
why do i hate her so much?
re=3052179]Re: GATA GORDA[/re] ?
agreed, computer technology is advancing rapidly (including airbrushing)…
also, no babies for this picture? were they busy[
hate her!!! skank bitch
Re: marlow – GREAT MOM? SHE HAS 5 NANNY'S.
She is perfection, the most beautiful creature to have ever walked this planet. Those who disagree or get angry are purely jealous.
It is sad that some people can't appreciate the beauty in others without making it about their insecurity.
Accept it. Nothing compares.
mmmmm
DAMN HER. I'm 25 and have no kids and I look 1/4 as good as she does! …and by 1/4, I mean 1/40….
Re: Karlan – Oh, so the opinion of anyone who doesn't agree with you is invalid and they're "just jealous", eh?… what an agressively stupid person you are. (If you were mocking an Angie fan — because that is their typical whine — I do apologize for taking your post as if it were seriously intended).
Oh wow she is gorgeous/hot!
i love her!
She always looks amazing!
Blech. Blech, and Photoshopped to hell, too. She is nasty.
hey BRANGELOONIES-
what do you think of this little HEROIN gathering angie had? birds of a feather, flock together WATCH THE VIDEO 4 YOURSELF
thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1178856.ece
Beautiful…
i used to have a huge crush on angelina, i thought she was so beautiful and mysterious. now i think she's kind of trashy (billy bob????), not to mention a homewrecking whore.
Yeah, she's photoshopped but who cares. There's no denying
she's beyond GORGEOUS. I wish I had those beautiful eyes.
I couldn't stand her a few years ago but I'm just so
mesmerized with her, Brad and her beautiful brood! They
are perfection! They are Hollywood royalty!!!!
thats as purdy as you can get people.
could she be anymore photoshopped?
she's beautiful but i barely recognized her.
Want!! She is endlessly beautiful.
I think I'm in love……….
She is beautiful. If her and brad pitt were to walk into my room and be all over me…i think i would tell brad to leave. lol
She looks stunning!
hello?!?!? ever hear of airbrushing??? Der…..!
i just dont like her…
never have never will.
hello photoshop
Are you serious? My god when are you going to stop defending this woman? She steals another woman's husband and you continue to reward her? Give us a break!
Flawless ?- Airbrushing Perez!!!!!
could she look any better?you are right,Perez,she is flawless!
She's so incredibly beautiful!
Yes, we are all jealous haters. I'm jealous I don't have a photoshopper like this. Perez knocks all these other photoshop jobs and praises Angelina. Careful Perez, you're so far up her ass, you might be straight again.
Well… first of all, Angelina Jolie is more beautiful than all of us, i mean ALL of us, more beautiful than %90 of people on earth. So you must be idiot for saying that we are haters cause she's more beautiful than us. Of course she's more beautiful than me or than you. But you can't deny that she's also biggest homewrecker and attention whore. That's the fact!! she stole husbands and she does anything to promote herself… i mean… come on! what are you headless or blind??
Re: Buttsex – sheeeh….get a life…she beautiful and ure not….thats that
Best airbrushing I've seen in a dog's age. But her nails look cheep.
Darnit, I spelt cheap wrong.
Why is she always doing that skanky come-hither chewing on her finger pose?? It's creepy and nasty. She expects everyone to accept her as some kind of Mother Theresa figure, doing the downward gaze toward the baby pose while shamelessly promoting her and Brad Whipped on the front of a magazine. These people nauseate me.
She got some more work done to her face? She is so plastic and over-rated.
She needs to stop whoring out her kids and family, that is very abusive and unhealthy for little kids. But of course, that is a good way to milk the magazines for money and have her fans fund her child rearing expenses. She has no moral.
3 things:
1st: That's a GREAT magazine cover! I'm not bad looking and I'm good with photoshop but even Mimi's retoucher I couldn't get close to looking like that!!! The one thing I can say is I have better nails
2nd: I think the reason why people give Sienna such a bad time is she was/is involved with a man when clearly he was/is married with little kids. Which is not the case with Angelina. Nobody thought Brad & Jen had happy marriage when these 2 got involved (some of us even thought they were already broken up) and there weren't any kids involved so it's minor in our books.
3rd: People keep saying "she's no saint". While I hardly think she's in the same category as Giovanni Francesco Bernardone, my guess is that many of you must not have read much up on the lives of the saints. They didn't all lead holy lives. Some of them were fairly wretched people but then suddenly they turned their life around and did really wonderful things.
sickitten: Indeed. Few people, if any today, can hold a candle to a younger Liz Taylor!!! She was just naturally amazing.
cmd08: Right you are. If we can equate success with not being stupid, There's quite a few successful businessmen who dropped out of college. Bill Gates (Microsoft), Michael Dell(Dell Computers)the Steves (from Apple Computers), David Geffen ( Dreamworks, SKG, Geffen Records), Larry Ellison(Oracle), William Hanna (the carton guy)…And then there's people like Kanye West and Diddy. They aren't as well-spoken as I'd like them to be, but they are have definite business sense!
This pic has been worked on so much it doesn't even look like her. She has more lines than a roadmap, and she's looking very old lately. This is not her anymore…
she is a beautiful person.
Photoshop much?
No amount of photoshop can make Jennifer Aniston look as beautiful as Angelina without makeup. Because Angelina is beautiful INSIDE. Aniston is ugly INSIDE.
Re: Lisa W a Lil L – Can I get an Amen? Ugh, so true!
head too
She is beautiful but the picture is one of the most photoshopped ever. They even manage to make her forehead look smaller.
can we say..AIR BRUSHED
LOVE the Lady . Does alot of Great Things!!!
Angie's the fucking shiznit!!!!!!!!!! Too perfect for words!! LOVE her!!!!
Brangelina 4 ever!
I like how you don't mention the airbrushing on this!
I've read several articles about Brad Pitt and Diane Krueger getting pretty close on their upcoming movie together and that they have great chemistry on and off the screen.
Even though I don't care for Angelina Jolie, I do think she is prettier than Diane Krueger, but sometimes no matter how pretty a person is on the inside, what initially attracts you to them, once you get to know them as a person, the beauty fades. I wonder if this has happend to Pitt and Jolie?
Mimi's retouchers got after that one good!!
I'll tell you what, I would drink this bitches bath water!!!!
smokin hot
That women is just gorgeous! But for once, I would have liked to see a picture of her that was not retouched.
and then the title of the magazine? come on
Re: serialk – "That women is just gorgeous! But for once, I would have liked to see a picture of her that was not retouched. " You have - remember that picture with Clint Eastwood that people were saying she looked strange, or a little off on? Well, there was no photoshop there that's why she looked weird.
She is such a phony, apparently she needs 6 nannies - one for each of her kids, but still, she is gorgeous…Not fair…I hope Brad dumps her soon - unlikely, but still…Oh - life is so not fair…
DAYUM. She is beautiful…and may I say, she gives me great joy in the pants!
Re: cmd08 – Getting your college degree shows your employers you're interviewing with that you can complete something that is difficult. You started AND finished it! Very important when you go to get a good job. Also when you have children, how do you expect them to take a higher education seriously if you do not have a college degree yourself?
Why did they thin her nose and do such a bad job of it ? Looks like my little boy was playing with Playdoh … her nose is very distinct and it looks nothing like what that photo shows.
Whether you agree with her choices in her life, or not, she's still one of those exotic beauties … she doesn't have the Christie Brinkley look, she has her own but leave it to the world of hollyweird to change it still.
HOT!
She is beautiful as ever! Can't believe she just had twins!
How do you steal a husband?
Do you put a gun to his head and force him to leave his wife?
Do you drug him and keep him in the basement until que es completely emocional attach to you?
How can some of you say Angelina stole other woman's husband?
How is that done?
Can somebody explain that to me????????????
she is the hottest woman in the planet
Wow!!! She is really gorgeous BUT more importantly she is beautiful on the INSIDE I really love the way she works for the causes of the less fortunate, and how she loves children. God Bless Her !!!! Now, she should stop living in sin and marry Brad Pitt!!!!
WOW She looks amazingly beautiful!!!!!!!!
wow!
she's a really nice lookin white woman
shes stunning!
i wouldnt pay £3.80 for a magazine though!
Angie is beautiful - gorgeous, photoshopped or not, just gorgeous. Great woman, intelligent, strong willed, fabulous career and Brad Pitt and her make an awesome pair. Sorry Jen, you're a doll, but it doesn't look like anyone else wants you either!
except they totally messed with her nose.
Re: redred1 – Thanks. I didn't know that. I'll look it up.
most beautiful woman ever. ever!
love!
1) WOW. Airbrushed humanitarian does high-end magazine cover for more money. I wonder, how much did she donate from this to charity, and how much went to renting her "superior" living quarters, which exist all over the planet?
2) To the people who have written, "She's a great mom,":
How the HELL do you know that? Do you live with her? She could be a crappy mother, bringing up a bunch of spoiled brats.
And 3) Just ONCE I would like to see a picture of this woman where it doesn't look as though she's just given a blowjob to her husband while picturing a chick.
her and Brad were meant to make a million perfect babies together! such perfect mix of DNA! I bet Jennifer Anniston dies a little each time she sees them together and oh so happy…lol!!!
Yuck….me no like her.
no wonder brad left jen!!!