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The ginger-haired power bottom attends the opening of Criss Angel's new show in Vegas, Believe.
When I look at Carrot Top, the first thought that comes to mind is "___________."
[Image via WENN.]

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The ginger-haired power bottom attends the opening of Criss Angel's new show in Vegas, Believe.
When I look at Carrot Top, the first thought that comes to mind is "___________."
[Image via WENN.]
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Whoa buddy! Thats him? Wow!
um…. richard simmons
sexy
next up on regis and kathy lee….
When I look at Carrot Top, the first thought that comes to mind is "VOTE NO ON PROP 8."
When I look at Carrot Top, the first thought that comes to mind is "PEREZ HILTON WON'T EVER BE HALF THE MAN OF CARROT TOP OR HIS HAIR."
When I look at Carrot Top, the first thought that comes to mind is "PEREZ JERKING OFF TO THIS PHOTO RIGHT NOW."
When I look at Carrot Top, the first thought that comes to mind is "PEREZ HILTON DOESN'T COVER REAL CELEBS BECAUSE TMZ & ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY BEATS HIM TO THE PUNCH."
When I look at Carrot Top, the first thought that comes to mind is "THIS IS THE REASON PEREZ IS LIKED BY PEOPLE WITH NO FUTURE… LIKE KATY PERRY & KAYNE WEST."
"Does the carpet match the drapes??"
….what poor woman has to be fucked by him?
OHHH NOOO!!!!
plastic surgery???
How God made a mistake.
He looks like an adult Chuckie doll
OMG… he's turning into Richard Simmons ! ! !
he looks like he's made of wax!
litte Orphan Annie! On 'roids.
STEROIDS AND PLASTIC SURGERY DON'T MIX!!
Is this really him? It seems like not so long ago he looked…young? Now he looks like a 55 year old grandma
i saw him on CL and he didnt look like this…
…how it always looks like he has eyeliner and mascara on.
…how INCREDIBLY creepy he is.
…how his pubic hair was shown on ROTFarazzi and I am forever scarred.
God fuck up!!! He fucked up REALLY BAD!!!
Pity.
tranny little orphan annie
Resembles John Mcain a little bit. HAHA
is he wearing makeup?
Wow…faggy dude who posted above me,. do you REALLY think John McCain will save America? Thank heavens you're not old enough to vote.
"Ew, that's horrible!" (I know it's not clever, but that's exactly what I said when the picture popped up.
HOW I SAW HIM GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS AT THE BUNNY RANCH!!! NO JOKE FOLKS.
he looks like he is a girl in her 60s
FIRECROTCH LINDSAY!!!
vomit
hell naw
McCain/Palin 08
Ronald McDonald forgot to put on his make-up!!
1800 call at&t
My what beautful red curly pubes you have!
Poor guy…seriously… Why is he famous??? He was in a phone company commercial back in the day right??
Re: Than Thou – I already have! it was very exciting!
ill be 23 in 4 weeks.
what happened to his face?
When I look at Carrot Top, the first thought that comes to mind is "__WTF_________."
Hey kids! Where's my fuckin avatar!?
"………what the hell happened to him? He didn't start out looking like a woman"
Re: John Mccain will save America – dumbass
the first word that comes to mind is…..douchebag!
You'd hit it, Mario. fag.
Re: Than Thou – and i loved it! voting for mccain was effing awesome!
McCain/Palin 08
ginger.=/
Gross
Re: mikahavens – great comeback
Re: SHADDUP – HAHAHAHAHA! SO TRUE!
I love the pissy replys i get! shows how scared the mccain palin haterz are of me!
doing my job right if i hit your nerve!
he got old… that can't be him. at least his eyebrows are back to normal.
Re: _Alice_ – I WAS FIRST AGAIN!!!!!!
Mangina
ew
Re: Pwn3d! – YOU'RE FUCKED UP!
DAYYY-UMMMM! What happened?
Re: LettyB – Give it to me!
Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech!
GINGERVITIS.
.
.
KATHY GRIFFIN GOT A BAD PERM.
.
.
.
Barack Obama has the kind of cocksure confidence that can only be achieved by not achieving anything else.
by Thomas Sowell
Beauty's only skin deep…
but his ugly goes clear to the bone!
little orphan annie and richard simmons…..ick.
do you think that is a wig?
lesbian.
…what the fuck do this guys parents look like?
fire crotch!!!!!
1-800-c-o-ll-e-c-t…..
OMG, This one needs a vasectomy right away. Don't let him make any more of that gene pool.
Little Orphan Anus!
He looks like a haggard Walter Mercado! (we Latinos know who he is). Mucho Mucho Amoooooorrrrrrr!
Jesus- he's looking OLD!
'Roid rage.
what the fuck is that
fugly ape
"Wow, that ginger abuses a lot of substances"
Re: LettyB – Wanna Neck?
Tranny
hang on I just threw up in my mouth…..yucky
aesthetic plastic surgery should be outlawed!
Re: John Mccain will save America – And what job is that a-hole?
is that my grandma?
FUG
an orange that is on steroids
holy crap bozo is back!
Tara Reid?
Re: Vince will Shamwow your ass – Back off bitch, she's mine. Don't cock block Alice!
lay ooooooff the steroids
..FUG!!
is PUKE!
Its little Orphan Annie!
Annie!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok Annie at 50 years old! Ok why does he do that to himself? i mean straiten your hair man, get an edgy cut, you might not look so freaking hidiously scary! ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
hermaphrodite….ewwwwwww
Ronald McDonald…Comes to mind. I love there Chicken McNuggets
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******** ASS WIPE
annoying
Re: Vince will Shamwow your ass – SURE!
damn he sure looks ugly as hell man
Re: _Alice_ – WHOAAH ALICE! THERE'S ENOUGH OF ME TO GO AROUND!!!!
"Little" steroid Annie.
gingers …….. are just unfortunate creatures.
U
G
L
Y
You ain't got no alibi
You UGLY.
Ronald McDonald on Steroids and crack….with eye liner hahaha