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The ginger-haired power bottom attends the opening of Criss Angel's new show in Vegas, Believe.

When I look at Carrot Top, the first thought that comes to mind is "___________."

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Nov 3, 2008 at 3:15 pm / Email this »

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LettyB says – reply to this

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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Pink_whitediamond says – reply to this

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Whoa buddy! Thats him? Wow!
tutu-bambi says – reply to this

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um…. richard simmons
beatlesownyou says – reply to this

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sexy
mamajud says – reply to this

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next up on regis and kathy lee….
Pwn3d! says – reply to this

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When I look at Carrot Top, the first thought that comes to mind is "VOTE NO ON PROP 8."

When I look at Carrot Top, the first thought that comes to mind is "PEREZ HILTON WON'T EVER BE HALF THE MAN OF CARROT TOP OR HIS HAIR."

When I look at Carrot Top, the first thought that comes to mind is "PEREZ JERKING OFF TO THIS PHOTO RIGHT NOW."

When I look at Carrot Top, the first thought that comes to mind is "PEREZ HILTON DOESN'T COVER REAL CELEBS BECAUSE TMZ & ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY BEATS HIM TO THE PUNCH."

When I look at Carrot Top, the first thought that comes to mind is "THIS IS THE REASON PEREZ IS LIKED BY PEOPLE WITH NO FUTURE… LIKE KATY PERRY & KAYNE WEST."
guilty of being white says – reply to this

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"Does the carpet match the drapes??"
HashSlingingSlasher says – reply to this

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….what poor woman has to be fucked by him?
John Mccain will save America says – reply to this

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OHHH NOOO!!!!

plastic surgery???
Mr.Santa says – reply to this

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How God made a mistake.
SHADDUP says – reply to this

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He looks like an adult Chuckie doll
Scrib says – reply to this

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OMG… he's turning into Richard Simmons ! ! !
lindsayloo says – reply to this

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he looks like he's made of wax!
Minnesnowta says – reply to this

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litte Orphan Annie! On 'roids.
armygrrl says – reply to this

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STEROIDS AND PLASTIC SURGERY DON'T MIX!!
Zippedychick says – reply to this

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Is this really him? It seems like not so long ago he looked…young? Now he looks like a 55 year old grandma
John Mccain will save America says – reply to this

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i saw him on CL and he didnt look like this…
Than Thou says – reply to this

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…how it always looks like he has eyeliner and mascara on.

…how INCREDIBLY creepy he is.

…how his pubic hair was shown on ROTFarazzi and I am forever scarred.
Niq the Skank! says – reply to this

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God fuck up!!! He fucked up REALLY BAD!!!
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Pity.
mikeandsteph23 says – reply to this

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tranny little orphan annie
JeanetteC says – reply to this

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Resembles John Mcain a little bit. HAHA
Jesskes says – reply to this

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is he wearing makeup?
Than Thou says – reply to this

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Wow…faggy dude who posted above me,. do you REALLY think John McCain will save America? Thank heavens you're not old enough to vote.
realtimez says – reply to this

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"Ew, that's horrible!" (I know it's not clever, but that's exactly what I said when the picture popped up.
MISS CLEO says – reply to this

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HOW I SAW HIM GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS AT THE BUNNY RANCH!!! NO JOKE FOLKS.
allisonpaige says – reply to this

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he looks like he is a girl in her 60s
Plum_Sweet says – reply to this

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FIRECROTCH LINDSAY!!!
seaofnames says – reply to this

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vomit
John Mccain will save America says – reply to this

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hell naw

McCain/Palin 08
Niq the Skank! says – reply to this

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Ronald McDonald forgot to put on his make-up!!
she's glamorous says – reply to this

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1800 call at&t
dodgenhaz says – reply to this

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My what beautful red curly pubes you have!
Cristi says – reply to this

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Poor guy…seriously… Why is he famous??? He was in a phone company commercial back in the day right??
John Mccain will save America says – reply to this

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Re: Than Thou – I already have! it was very exciting!

ill be 23 in 4 weeks.
JER77573 says – reply to this

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what happened to his face?
mikahavens says – reply to this

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When I look at Carrot Top, the first thought that comes to mind is "__WTF_________."
Mr.Santa says – reply to this

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Hey kids! Where's my fuckin avatar!?
HotMommy says – reply to this

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"………what the hell happened to him? He didn't start out looking like a woman"
mikahavens says – reply to this

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Re: John Mccain will save America – dumbass
kimmer says – reply to this

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the first word that comes to mind is…..douchebag!
Vince will Shamwow your ass says – reply to this

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You'd hit it, Mario. fag.
John Mccain will save America says – reply to this

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Re: Than Thou – and i loved it! voting for mccain was effing awesome!

McCain/Palin 08
Mrs.VujacicBitch says – reply to this

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ginger.=/
PotFem says – reply to this

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Gross
John Mccain will save America says – reply to this

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Re: mikahavens – great comeback
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: SHADDUP – HAHAHAHAHA! SO TRUE!
John Mccain will save America says – reply to this

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I love the pissy replys i get! shows how scared the mccain palin haterz are of me!

doing my job right if i hit your nerve!
babybird says – reply to this

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he got old… that can't be him. at least his eyebrows are back to normal.
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ – I WAS FIRST AGAIN!!!!!!
kvnphotography@yahoo.com says – reply to this

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Mangina
everlight29 says – reply to this

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ew
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: Pwn3d! – YOU'RE FUCKED UP!
NYCBabee says – reply to this

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DAYYY-UMMMM! What happened?
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB – Give it to me!
papatoony says – reply to this

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Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech!
Riccaroo62 says – reply to this

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GINGERVITIS.
Leona$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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.
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KATHY GRIFFIN GOT A BAD PERM.
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CORNDOGMAN says – reply to this

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Barack Obama has the kind of cocksure confidence that can only be achieved by not achieving anything else.

by Thomas Sowell
bunsen b says – reply to this

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Beauty's only skin deep…
but his ugly goes clear to the bone!
rikisjen1019 says – reply to this

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little orphan annie and richard simmons…..ick.
ColinFarrellstheman says – reply to this

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do you think that is a wig?
lm2008 says – reply to this

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lesbian.
Solaera says – reply to this

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…what the fuck do this guys parents look like?
caligirl22 says – reply to this

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fire crotch!!!!!
Mr.Santa says – reply to this

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1-800-c-o-ll-e-c-t…..
LitlLuvBug says – reply to this

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OMG, This one needs a vasectomy right away. Don't let him make any more of that gene pool.
BerniB says – reply to this

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Little Orphan Anus!
Lady In Black says – reply to this

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He looks like a haggard Walter Mercado! (we Latinos know who he is). Mucho Mucho Amoooooorrrrrrr!
sf_lupa says – reply to this

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Jesus- he's looking OLD!
SugerMagnolia says – reply to this

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'Roid rage.
happy-marc says – reply to this

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what the fuck is that
fugly ape
Amanda Says says – reply to this

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"Wow, that ginger abuses a lot of substances"
Vince will Shamwow your ass says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB – Wanna Neck?
hotbartender says – reply to this

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Tranny
flametoker says – reply to this

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hang on I just threw up in my mouth…..yucky
Azura says – reply to this

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aesthetic plastic surgery should be outlawed!
EatMe says – reply to this

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Re: John Mccain will save America – And what job is that a-hole?
coldplayislove says – reply to this

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is that my grandma?
EatMe says – reply to this

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FUG
Heinz57 says – reply to this

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an orange that is on steroids
ech71 says – reply to this

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holy crap bozo is back!
INTIMIDATOR says – reply to this

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Tara Reid?
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Re: Vince will Shamwow your ass – Back off bitch, she's mine. Don't cock block Alice!
Scorpla says – reply to this

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lay ooooooff the steroids
r0ckstar21 says – reply to this

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..FUG!!
KacerLynn says – reply to this

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is PUKE!
kiester98 says – reply to this

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Its little Orphan Annie!
lolololo says – reply to this

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Annie!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok Annie at 50 years old! Ok why does he do that to himself? i mean straiten your hair man, get an edgy cut, you might not look so freaking hidiously scary! ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
Lizziepea says – reply to this

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hermaphrodite….ewwwwwww
Terra Blue says – reply to this

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Ronald McDonald…Comes to mind. I love there Chicken McNuggets
Evil Woman 2 says – reply to this

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********
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******** ASS WIPE
QueenMommy says – reply to this

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annoying
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: Vince will Shamwow your ass – SURE!
Amina says – reply to this

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damn he sure looks ugly as hell man
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ – WHOAAH ALICE! THERE'S ENOUGH OF ME TO GO AROUND!!!!
nycborg says – reply to this

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"Little" steroid Annie.
hollywouldntyou says – reply to this

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gingers …….. are just unfortunate creatures.
AmeliaV says – reply to this

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U
G
L
Y
You ain't got no alibi
You UGLY.
mollymouse says – reply to this

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Ronald McDonald on Steroids and crack….with eye liner hahaha