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The ginger-haired power bottom attends the opening of Criss Angel's new show in Vegas, Believe.
When I look at Carrot Top, the first thought that comes to mind is "___________."
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The ginger-haired power bottom attends the opening of Criss Angel's new show in Vegas, Believe.
When I look at Carrot Top, the first thought that comes to mind is "___________."
[Image via WENN.]
he got hit in the face with a bag of dicks.
dani bonaduci's..plastic surgery overdosing younger self.
crissy angel in a wig
baby dick
what fucking egg was he hatched out of!?!?
When I look at Carrot Top, the first thought that comes to mind is "Anyone wanna go for some Wendy's and rent Pippy Longstocking?????"
Cabbage Patch Kids!!
When I look at Carrot Top, the first thought that comes to mind is "EEEEWWWwwwww!"
Omg I think I'm gunna be sick…
”nice” hair
wtf!
EYELINER!
Carrot Top is the definition of FUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just threw up a little bit. Literally.
I think pedophile….
Plastic Surgery
how he doesn't live too far from my college, and how I really don't EVER want to run into him.
Little Orphan Tranny!!!
… The Sun'll come out! Tomorrow!
a guy who my friend called "hella not funny" to his face after saving his friend (a waitress who was serving him) from being so tackily hit on.
ragady ANN!!!!!
no thoughts . . . can do nothing but shudder . . .
Tomorrow……Tomorrow………..I Love Ya……Tomorrow………Your Only A Day Away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew.
call the exorcist!!!