Separated At Fug

Left: Kiki Drunkst. Right: Mushy Fartone.
Such beauty, such elegance, such grace, such….perfection.
[Images via WENN.]

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Left: Kiki Drunkst. Right: Mushy Fartone.
Such beauty, such elegance, such grace, such….perfection.
[Images via WENN.]
EWWWWWWWWWW those two should hook up and make a reality show about it, then go to rehab together all while pretending to be lesbians.
VOTE YES ON 8
They can both be smacked in the face with a frying pan and look a million times better than Perez can.
VOTE FOR NADER/GONZALEZ
Mischa looks like she's missing a tooth in that pic.
oh dear…..
PROUDLY VOTED FOR MCCAIN!
Hey Perez, not everyones gay - I'd still fuck either one of them.
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Not that that's sayin much. I'm not real fussy.
Re: Pwn3d! – eh you're wasting your time here.. nobody really cares.. i dont care. they dont care.
PROUDLY VOTED FOR MCCAIN!
come on, at least Dunst can ACT!
Time to get rid of the cutesy headbands. You aren't 17 anymore Mischa!
HAHAHAHAH This has to be one of the only things me and you agree on Perez buddy
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Perez, you did look in the mirror this morning, didn't you?
ugh, they both look like a mess.
i mean, they make enough money to look decent,
but yet they make no effort…
SUCH A TINY COCK ON SUCH A GIANT FUCKING LOOSER……
LOL one of the many things I agree with Perez on…
damn they're hot as fuck hahaha
Oh man! I though the economy was bad but now it's serious! If they can't afford to look good then what the hell am I to do?
Perez, I'd like to scratch that "perfection" and coin the new term "perFUGtion"…
" Dear Lord, If you can't make me skinny like these biatches, can you make all my friends fat?"
thanks for that.
i just lost my dinner.
Uhmm… no offense but they are both still better looking than most people!!!
dunst is DUNZO
NO ON 8 NO ON H8
NO ON 8 NO ON H8
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NO ON 8 NO ON H8
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NO ON 8 NO ON H8
Re: Classic Threat – exactly. thats why when people call these people ugly im like… oh i bet you're soooo hot…
perez just leave them alone. gosh..
HAHAHAHAH thats so weak
Good Lawdy Lawd. The Dunst gal be lookin' like a crackho.
Perez, why do you hate these girls so much?
perez you are hilarious.that just made me pee a little.
Eww…It looks like they're both missing their front teeth
HA!
Drunkst looks toothless and 90.
…I can't figure it out….how the hell does kiki score acting jobs….she is the homeliest….critter of a woman
I'd assume it has something to do with the fact that they both smoke pot.
Kirstin Dunst doesn't need to look good. She's got Jason Schwartzman as a best friend. That's all that needs be said.
hah, pot has nothing to do with the way they look,
but maybe coke plays a small part
You know I thought Kirsten Dunst was pretty in the Virgin Suicides what the fug happened? Those fucking headbands have got to go.
well kristen is naturally ugly ,
but mischa …
Perez, you are a poor judge of talent if you can honestly compare Kiki to that Mischa broad. This is why no one can take you or your causes seriously.
I alwasy get them two mistaken.
YUCK
RIGHT ON- these biotches are so fugly! I still can't understand how dumpst got the leading lady role in spiderman. ew.