The Best Voting 'Gift' of All
Filed under: Politik
Move over Starbucks, Ben and Jerry's, and Krispy Kreme!
Babeland, a sex toy shop in New York and Seattle, is showing y'all up.
Bring in proof of voting from 11/4-11/11 and you can get a free Silver Bullet vibrator or Maverick penis sleeve.
Decisions, decisions!
God bless America.
And, if you don't like the new president, you can fuck the pain away!
Posted: November 3, 2008 at 4:30 pm
god bless america!
THE BULLET ROCKS! IT'S A MUST HAVE.
lol :]
you would put that up..
ahahahhahahahahahhahaa
First?! Doubt it.
I rather have the silver bullet than a donut
The silver bullet fucking rocks.
Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Only in AMERICA
LOL! Loves!
OooooOOooooooooooo! do they have one in Chicago?
Ha perez you are funny!
Lol seriously?
I wish I was American for a day.
Shouldn't bring the kiddies to pick up that gift me thinks!
haha wow!!!
now that should make you feel better. lolz
i LOVE babes in toyland…….however my 86.00 rabbit habit broke….
already have the bullet……….
hahaha hilarious!
Damn, I am not near any of those.
Babeland is a great pro-female shop, on par with the wonderful shop Good Vibrations. I encourage everyone, especially women, to check it out.
Hahaha Maverick Maverick Maverick Maverick!!! LMAO Brings new meaning doesnt it? lololz
Why aren't you reporting that Obama's grandma died? You should be on top of this shit! It's a precursor to Obama's loss tomorrow!!! Bad things come in 3s.
I so need to be in New York!
And PS, even if you're not near a Babeland shop, you can still go to their website and order yourself a bullet! They are very inexpensive and everyone should have at least one. They are the little black dress of the sex toy world…
mmmm sounds yummy.
Too bad it's a cheap bullet that wholesales at $1 and the world's worst masturbation sleeve that only works if your pecker is the girl of a pencil. Have fun burning/ripping off your naughty bits!
that would be 'girth'
OH HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA lets all CUM 2gether and VOTE FOR OBAMA!!!!!!
NOT FAIR! I am an avid voter not living in these two cities. Such a sad day for America. Everyone could use a silver bullet…
LMFAO. love it.
"Decisions, decisions!" = stick it in your ass, or put it around your c–k.
:( Why don't we have these stores in Michigan???
think i'll pass and let obama fuck me up the ass personally
LOVEEEEEEEE it
Don't need that crap; my man whore has a big fat cock that he uses oh so well.
genius!!!!!!!
Very funny!!!
what if you don't live in NY or seattle? no free fucky fun for us??
This Information is rated X.———– COuld make my ears Stand Up ! Golly Gee Wizzzz!!
um…ok…so, they're trying to encourage that if u vote for someone who will save our shitteous country, u get something to brighten ur down spirits and use sex to make yourself think the opposite? all of the people on here are fucktards.
that's awesome. I used to have a bullet, but once you move on to Mr. Hitachi there's no going back.
this was the best and most sarcastic post i have ever read (of you), i think - thank you, i'm laughing tears right now. =)
Yeah, that what you bitches want, to get fuck by a snow tire!
haha god bless America
Take the bullet!!!!!!!!!!
Well if that isn't incentive to vote, I don't know what is. Just make sure you pick the right guy this time and save the world from a further four years of hate and oil mongering. Cause believe it or nohe whoever you choose as your president pretty much tells the world what to do VOTE OBAMA!
YEAH i had one JUST like it amazing all i can say………………………..
wow doesnt that cost them alot of $$$
oh oh
That is hilarious!!!
Hahaha!
Thats cool!
Man, Why dont they have it in California too!
lmao!
Ummm, not sure quite what to think of this… but, it puts incentive for voting on a whole new level… teehee
HAHAHAHAHAAH LOL GOD BLESS AMERICA! How the fuck did you find this shit anyways Perez? Browsing for toys and found it?
I'm just messing with you xD
LMFAO
hahaha I'm so going to do this!
this is too funny!
The gifts are demonstrator and refurbished models from Rooster Heavens Adult Boutiques of California. Be sure to apply double condoms before using.
LOLz!!! That's awesome.
Damn I wish I was in America right now
quite possibly the only reason i'm voting…but what counts as proof of voting?!
the silver bullet is a must have!!!!
They just trying to get attention. Oh lawd. I'm sure the dumb fucks gonna go though.
there isn't any PROOF of voting in NYC. I walked away without any proof!
It's not just for people who visit Babeland stores anymore. Get 20% off your next babeland.com purchase when you enter coupon code VOTE08 between now and November 11.
i'm going to the store in soho tonight
Ahahah…
This is sooo funny. It would be better if they passed these out while people are waiting in line. Just tell them all it's a foot massager. LOL
THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING IDEA EVER CUDOS
Re: STFU BITCH! –
Dude, we don't need screwed by a tire. We need effen chocolate. Obama is winning, yea! No more war, at least no more100 years of war. Go Obama. He still has to win Virgina or Florida. 67 electorial votes to go. Good luck.
haha i want one! with vota obama on the side AHHAA