Trying Hard To Look Normal
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Did hell freeze over this weekend???
Here's a sight you don't often see.
The paparazzi-hating Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba actually managed to smile on Sunday.
Alba is currently in New York City to shoot some shiteous movie titled An Invisible Sign of My Own.
But this past weekend, the new mom and her hubby, Cashole Warren, were spotted walking around town with their baby, Honor Marie.
And, for some reason, Alba was caught smiling!
We didn't even know she could smile unless she was being paid to do so.
Paps caught Alba all giddy and joking with Cashole during their walk.
She should try smiling more often.
It makes her seem more human!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
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They Be Doing It
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Is "Don't Call Me Latina" your way of wanting us to not call you "fat", "ugly", "stupid", or "biggest failure since.. well ever?" If so, you've got the job done.
VOTE YES ON PROP 8
she looks awful with full bangs, yuck!
she use to be hot
The baby looks like an eskimo in that thing, but it's pretty cute.
Jealous, much? Stop with your Alba hate- just because you can't be a beautiful young Latina doesn't mean you have to rip on her.
MILF ALERT! MILF ALERT!
smiling…..it's what happy people do perez
i dont find her to be very hot.but quit hating on her
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"This is Bill Clinton calling to ask you to vote NO on Proposition 8 on Tuesday, November 4th. Proposition 8 would use state law to single out one group of Californians to be treated differently — discriminating against members of our family, our friends and our co-workers.
"If I know one thing about California, I know that is not what you're about. That is not what America is about. Please vote NO on 8. It's unfair and it's wrong. Thank you."
cute eskemo baby!
PROUDLY VOTED FOR MCCAIN!
They are a wonderful looking family, happy and healthy. Why do you write such hateful comments on this couple and their pretty baby? Why not comment on that waste of human tissue Paris whore Hilton? Or are you too far up her ass to really tell the truth about her?
She kinda looks like Katie Holmes in this pic, I dunno how that is possible, Jess is way hotter than Kat
Aooowwwhh, Perez, lay off Cash. He's actually a really great guy. Smart, educated and has a pretty sizable amount of moolah on his own.
Jessica is fair game she chose this life, he simply fell in love.
Honor is so cute.
Her bangs not so much!
I wonder how Jessica Alba's farts smell? I would love to have her drug me, tie me up in some old basement, and humiliate me, forcing me to eat her menstruation blood and scat, torture me by crushing my genitals, castrate me by cutting my cock and balls off, laugh at my loss of manhood, and parade me in front of her girlfriends who all laugh at me and force me to lick their buttholes. Finally she would tattoo filthy words on my face, and let a gang of gays rape my ass until my ass is a bleeding mess of gay sperm.
If she ain't latina, how come she looks such a shade of dirty, dark grey-green with no makeup? Nope, no-makeup always tells the story. Just like Tyra. Underneath the cracker blonde wigs and all the makeup…she's just another ngresss who's always wanted to be white.
Re: gangreenuts – NUmber 15, just type your email address backwards, using dot & at, we need to get together. If you know what I'm sayin'.
Such a beatifull family. I hope they stay happy forever!!!
OMG……"gangreenuts" scares the sh-double toothpicks out of me. How can any person have that kind of wish for himself?
"Don't call me Latina" looks really good with a smile on her face. Maybe she is happy for a change?
SHE IS SO UGLY
THAT ENTIRE FAMILY IS UGLY
ESPECIALLY THAT KID! SHES FUCKING UGLY
YES ON 8
Drinking hot coffee while carrying a child? Not a smart move.
HOLD YOUR BABY NOT YOUR UGLY MAN…POOR BABY….SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T SMILE & I'M ONE OF THEM….ITS A DON'T FUCK WITH ME OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS THING THAT LATINAS LIKE MYSELF HAVE
Perez, I know you hate the Albs but I had to tell you that An Invisible Sign of My Own is actually a really amazing book by Aimee Bender. It could make a pretty sweet film if Alba doesn't jack it up. So don't judge based on the title unless you know what you're talking about, k?
put some long socks on that kid.
He's staring at the kid wondering how long before everyone will realize she doesn't look like him.
ugh hate her.
NO!!!! an invisible sign of my own was such a good book!!! she's totally going to ruin it…
im sorry but her baby isnt as cute as i thought it would be
Jessica A. is so hott and her family is adorable. Quit hating on them. I wouldn't smile at a pap in my face either…
I like her bangs and Honor is so cute!
I think the baby looks freaky like somethings wrong with her; I hope its just the angle for her sake.
I hate that cunt. The only reason she's smiling is because she "accidentally" got pregnant and forced him to marry her. Its a "i got you forever" smile. Also, can someone explain to me why she is even making a movie she fucking sucks!
OMG what an adorable baby! Thank goodness her parents at least have enough sense to keep her snuggled up and warm.
I think I'm the only person that likes her, lol!!!
awww god, that baby looks SO CUTE in that coat!
Leave the woman alone.Your constant belittling of her is seriously defamatory.
pererzzers…come on! lots of other sites show her smiling and why shouldn't she smile? she has her gorgeous baby and hubby with her!
Perez, I didn't know Jessica was doing An Invisible Sign of My Own, but that is actually based on a very good book that I just happened to have finished reading only a couple weeks ago… I'm very excited that they're making it into a movie!!!
I saw her walking around New York with her family several weeks ago and she seemed very happy.
Luckily for her there were no paparazzi around so she was probably a bit more relaxed and off guard. It must be nice to have a little bit of privacy, especially when you are out with your child.