And it's freaking hilarious!
Ch-ch-check out the brutal bit (above)!
As we mentioned previously, after 7 years of being together with Hugh Hefner, his now former girlfriend is shacking up with "illusionist" Criss Angel.
And slowly but surely, Holly Madison is opening up more about her relationship with Hef and releasing some very interesting details.
Such as it seems Hef didn't even see the breakup coming. Madison tells TV's Extra, "I'm just kind of sad about my breakup with Hef. I wish he would've seen it coming. Everybody was surprised when it happened because even though I was unhappy for a long time, the split happened suddenly… The signs were there. I was depressed for awhile."
Does this mean money and fame can't buy you happiness?
So just why did she split from Hef?
The platinum blonde says, "I want to be with somebody I can have more of a future with eventually. Hef and I can't get married and have kids…so it was fun while it lasted but it wasn't right for my old age. I got too old for Hef."
So is she still sharing a room with Hef?
Nope. She reveals that she's "been staying in the guest room. Hef was kind enough not to kick me out of the house….but my condo should be finished [soon]…"
Yea, a condo she mostly likely bought with Hefner's money!
And now that Hef is dating some new nobodies, just what does Holly think about that?
Holly says, "He does not waste any time but I'm happy for him. I want him to be busy and happy and having fun."
As for her personal love life, she adds, "It might be refreshing to date someone who is not high maintenance. Sorry, Hef, you know you're high maintenance. I love you but you know you're high maintenance."
Good job repeating it three times. We Loves It!
Oh, and as for Criss and Holly being an "official" couple, Criss said, "We're good friends and we love spending time with each other." And then he added, "Friends with benefits. Yeah!"
Wow, what a catch!
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