Kerry Katona to Undergo Alcoholism Testing to Save $400K Endorsement Deal
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Britwreck Kerry Katona's future as the 'face' of UK frozen food giant Iceland rests on the results of an alcoholism test.
According to reports, the food company arranged for the test after they received a ton of angry complaints from customers about Katona's 'drunken', pathetic appearance on a live Brit morning show, which we talked about a few weeks ago.
Katona's meddling husband, former cabbie/dealer Mark Croft, revealed, "Iceland sorted everything out for us. They said: "We're concerned about Kerry, and want to make sure everything is fine."
An insider told the UK media, "Iceland have been shocked by the scale of the fall-out but are sticking by her for now - especially since she is appearing in a current series of ads."
Kerry's already lost one gig post the morning show debacle.
OK! Magazine dropped her highly paying weekly column just days after her controversial appearance.
If Iceland drops Kerry, does that mean Mark will go back to driving cabs to help make ends meet?
[Image via WENN.]




Oh God, she's fucking DISGUSTING! frist!
drunken pathetic apperence…LOL. sucks for her…
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super duper icky!
kerry!! stop the bottle….go to the dr. they can give ya something……
don't lose your endorsements!!!
keep it together for those!!!
TEAM KATONA!!!
TEAM KATONA!!!
Who cares?
OHIO FOR OBAMA!!
Does anyone actually care about this lady? Perez should stop posting about her. BORING!
Everything counts in large amounts
yo, doesn't Iceland hold british banking by the balls
how ironic
umm…what exactly is an alcoholism test?? You can test for blood levels…but that doesnt mean ur an alcoholic..would just mean you drank before the test right? Something sounds whacky about that.
Looks like Florida is for Obama. Troops, you're coming home. Go Obama.
If you look up "Tragic Slag" in the dictionary wouldn't there have to be a picture of this woman in there? The saddest thing is she has 2 small daughters and a new baby - they should be removed immediately for their safe being - this idiot can't even look after herself.
She'll quit going on Holiday–for now. Kerry loves a good bender! I see Public Assistance in their future.
Perez, honestly girl, who cares? It's not like Atomic Kitten were ever that huge to begin with. Please report more meaningful gossip than this.
ridiculous…
GOD BLESS AMERICA… WELL DONE MY FRIENDS !!! (sorry who cares about this girl on such a historic night.)
She's a fucking pathetic excuse for a woman. Nuff said.
I feel pretty bad for her. She has bi-polar disorder, no wonder her husband is trying to keep her on track, hopefully this time she can get the right help. I do not think it was smart of her to fire Max too, he cared for her well being as well.
Re: Mistress –
Maybe if you weren't so ignorant and read her biography you would understand that she is Bi-polar. Not everything is her fault, before she was "properly" diagnosed she was doing a lot of stupid things, bi-polar people cannot control their actions, emotions. Even if she was on meds its not 100% effective. I feel bad for her and you should too.
They shouldn't just test for alcohol, but also analyse her hair for drug use in the past months
Re: Annikin – I may be many things but ignorant is not one of them. I wouldn't waste any of my time reading her biography but I was aware she was bi-polar. I have 2 friends who are bi-polar and both are great mums and responsible human beings. People like Kerry Katona use it as an excuse for bad behaviour. She needs to get over herself, dump that controlling idiot and behave like a decent mother. I don't feel bad for her - I feel bad for her children and I dont need someone like you with your obviously limited life experience to tell me what to think. Or maybe you use your mental illness as an excuse too . . .
I care about Kerry. I have been watching her show on MTV and i actually really like her. she just seems normal! not stuck up and fake, which is why people dont seem to like her. no one is perfect. I loved reading her column in OK magazine, so i guess i wont be buying it anymore.
She is a NOBODY why are you wasting time on this douchebag.? She does sweet FA except negelct her kids and get off her face.Stupid common cow
Why does this THING even have a place on your site?!?!
She is bloody awful!
I'm starting to hate England because of ”her”!
Before you walk out of your door check your fake eyelashes to make sure they are glued on straight…..
who the hell is she? Is she the same chick thats married to the cab driver and always making faces at the camera?
Both skanky people - I hope Brian and our lovely Delta get the kids from those trainwrecks!!