Russell Brand Pirates Bound?
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Big Russell Brand news!
The "overreaction" victim may be appearing in the next installment of Pirates of the Caribbean as Johnny Depp's brother.
A source tells the UK's Sun that Russell has been in talks with the Disney people about the role and that the part could mean an $8 million payday for the funny guy.
Take that BBC!
The insider goes on to say:
"There couldn’t be a role more perfectly suited. There’s a lot of Jack Sparrow in his mannerisms and behaviour. Depp’s accent isn’t a million miles away from Russell’s either. Russell joining the Sparrows alongside Johnny and Keith Richards as their dad will complete the ultimate on-screen pirate family.”
We can totally see him in the role!
Good call, Mouse.
But, don't eff this one up, Russ!
[Image via WENN.]




letty you FINALLY posted a self-portrait
:golf claps:
that sweater is FIERCE I have one kinda like that from H&M
Re: abercorey – What up!
Re: abercorey – Aka harry
He sort of looks hot in that pic. Weird.
wow he looks so pretty lol
OMFG that would be SO perfect! I love that guy!!!!!!!
RUSSELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
OMG! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH, PLEASE COME BACK TO HAMSTEAD SOON, DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GRIND YOU DOWN.
PEOPLE IN LA PLEASE TAKE OF OUR MESSIAH AND IF YOU HAVE SEX WITH HIM MAKE SURE HE WEARS A CONDOM LOL
LOVE YOU ALWAYS RUSS, TILL THE DAY I DIE.
FUCKING GAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Loves this !
Hahaha, Russell Brand is fucking hilarious and would make an excellent brother to Johnny Depp.
Now I'll be depressed if this doesn't happen.
Re: abercorey – FUCK YOU YOU NASTY FUCKER!
wow! i can totally see him as jacks brother! good luck to him!
He won't need a lot of make-up.
He's almost sexy in a gross kinda way, but, since I'm a ho….I'd fuck him anyway!!
hey perez
can we focus on whats truly important on today of all days!?
please give us info re: election and whether or not paris hilton will be voting this time around.
inquiring minds need to know.
He sucks ass.
whatever
Re: LettyB – Yes, gay. But gay is good!
Re: abercorey – Watch it gayboy. I like the lettyb.
Vote for me today. I love Americain. I'm not going back to Alaska. I'm here to stay. I am the next white oprah. GollyGee, love me.
Re: Tell me how my Ass tastes! –
omg…it's black hairy dick lol
Re: LettyB – Your boyfriend is back I see. Good times!
Gee, I wonder why he quit the BBC so quickly lolol
Geez he looks HOT when he doesn't have that crazy sticking up in the back hairstyle!!
tHOS PANTS ARE SOOOOO EFFIN GAY! UGH! He can't let his nuts breathe! Dayum!
Re: LettyB –
umm….I've seen some of your comments, who knew you were such a nasty little whore once me, Andy, and swimstud left!
I can see his junk..nasty
Re: abercorey –
where haz your naked azzhole been.
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letty will beat y/r effen face off
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
gaylordwhore….haha
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Love the sweater.
That's inspired casting. I don't even like the Pirates movies but I will be there opening day to see Russell in that role.
that actually sounds like it would be really good!!
yay im even more excited now!
zzzzzzzzzzz no one lookz az good az zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ my Johnny Depp ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
zzzzz but, yea..I can C him az hiz brother zzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzz luv the Depp zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz♥♥]]]]]
Re: abercorey – I think i might bring back Mr. sac just to piss off the Haters.
PERFECT!!
Re: SarahAmerica –
good luck bb
Re: abercorey – Letty, yeah, I hit that.
Re: krazihottkelli/bitchygrl –
I will cut Lettyb if she comes within walking distance of me.
Re: Tell me how my Ass tastes! –
oh my, did her pu**y not bite you with it's fangs?
yay!
Re: abercorey – Back door!
Re: abercorey – Did ya ever hook up w/ Jermaine?
Re: SarahAmerica –
Looks like I should
of picked hilary
coz now my donkeyass
is going to lose. Botoxbiden
is not fun or interesting at all.
palin/americain.
what a douche.
OMG….I SO would.
Re: abercorey – YOU ARE FINALLY ADMITTING YOU ARE ALL THE SAME PEOPLE NOW! GOOD FOR YOU!
im totally seeing the movie noww!!
Re: Tell me how my Ass tastes! –
lol no has he been here at all? the only dick that's been in my mouth in a long time was actually this girl's bf…I felt kinda bad…she's kind of a friend lol
Re: LettyB –
no hunny…I left because I was over it without Andy being here, and I guess Swimstud left because I was gone…but he found me on myspace so we all still talk.
OMG that would be the best possible addition to the Pirates movies
I find Russell hilarious, and would LOVE to see him work with Johnny and Keith!!
He was great in Forgetting Sarah Marshall - I think as long as there is a good script he is amazing and not completely wacko-off-the-wall
OOOOOO..that would be sweet!
Re: Tell me how my Ass tastes! – WE WERE SUPPOSE TO BE ON THE DOWN LOW!!!!
Re: abercorey – HEY DOUCHEBAG, SORRY I MEAN ANDY LOL
HOW'S THE MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER?
eh so who effing cares. nothing more annoying than a loser from canada telling Americans who to vote for. in fact i turned off my tv and deleted the VMA's off my tivo just because of this guy. and so did my friends.
if you're not from america GTFO of our faces.
I *heart* Russell Brand. He is sexy and this will be a great role for him.
I love Russell, but I can't believe that no-one on here sees him as the pretender he really is - we here in the YOUUUU-KAAAY (sorry!) have been calling him a rip-off Jack Sparrow for years!
Where do you think he got his persona from in the first place?!!
anyways either way i wish the best for america. obviously mccain would be the better choice since he actually likes america.
Re: John Mccain will save America – HE'S BRITISH YOU FUCKING MORON, ARE ALL MCCAIN FANS THIS STUPID? IT FIGURES.
VOTE OBAMA.
Re: John Mccain will save America –
damn you are smokin
Re: John Mccain will save America –
true that!
i totally agree with "john mccain will save america"
who the fuck does this guy think he is?!
yeh he's funny whatever, but he bashed on the jonas brothers bc they didnt wanna fuck whatever had a vagina, told everyone to vote obama when he doesn't even fucking live here?! seriously, im a huge fan of the pirates movies, but if they pick him to be in it, disney is going back on everything they stand for.! this guy is fuckign scum. ugh!
the mouse never makes a bad call…it will be amazing
Re: abercorey – stop talking to yourself and stop using pictures you found on the internet while trolling for porn, and pass off as your own pictures.
perez knows that you are all of these people, he told me in person lol
Have to admit, that is a sexy fucking outfit.
Re: Uker –
well if that statement didnt just kill your credibility idk what will….
how the fuck is that one trick pony worth $8million? bullshit.
That would be effin' BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah, he could be the brother i mean, the hair? come on, perfect!
Re: John Mccain will save America – hes from the uk, dumbass
PLEASE!!! BE TRUE!!!
one word: MOOBS
I thought the scriptwriters already denied this rumor, but anyway…it would be great news for me own Russ…especially now….
That will be a trip as the brother i like him he makes me laugh and he reminds me of someone from another time period like the 1700's
That would be sooooooooooooo funny
That would be amazing! I could definitely picture that!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mickey, You can't let this fucking happen!
i think thats a perfect role for him. way to go russell.
OMG that is so funny!
When my friends and I saw the 3rd film I said to them that RB would be perfect for Pirates if they did a 4th and should possibly e related to Jack Sparrow.
haha awesome! Not a big fan of the guy but should be interesting…
Russell Brand is so totally hott. Happy guy forks everybody. Happy birthday to my nana and Happy 21st to Kevin Jonas
WOW….I heard on Ghram Norton he was a sex addict….. In general not in to him, but man he looks VERY DOABLE in that pic
What do they mean, 'this would complete the pirate family'? What do they think happened? Captain Jack's dad squirted his sperm under a rock and there came the boys? Uh, complete family = pirate mom too, huh?
the idiot is wearing womans Sass and Bide Black rats.
take them of you wanker and get some jeans
there's a fat man inside of his knickers…man titties, thunder thighs, pouchy belly…another russell bites the dust.
IS IT JUST ME OR DOES HE LOOK FREAKIN HOTT HERE.. I LUV IT.. FROM THE HAIR TO THE DAMN CLOTHES.. I NEVER THOUGHT OF HIM AS SEXY SEEING HIS STYLE HE HAD AT THE VMAS BUT HELL IM IN LUV WITH THIS PIC.. I LUV IT.. HOTT HOTT HOTT
Oh my gosh…that would be TOO perfect. I didn't like the last two Pirate movies, but I'd probably go check it out with him and Johnny Depp playing opposite each other. He already talks, looks, and acts like Jack Sparrow's long-lost twin or something, so it would be hilarious to see it on the screen.
Ew he's smelly-looking and self-serious…I heard he's an awful lay. LOL. Maybe that's why he's so obsessed with it?
Re: whoaitscachie – I say this as a huge Disney fan:
Disney stands for making money.
It's a company doin' business, not your sweet old grandma. Heavens.
Far be it for the Disney Co. to make a decision based on staying culturally relevant amongst all of the non-Miley/Jonas/HSM fans.
And I think I had pants just like that in 1999.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This rumor has been around for awhile. Would actually force me to sit through another of these long pirate movies. They should get a new director or something too.
omg Russell would be perfect as that roll i never thought about how close a like they are. Russell is so funny i loved him in forgetting sarah marshall.
now that i would like to see, not zaquisha ruining it
Awesome news!
Russell Brand is beautiful
BBC is going to totally regret ditching his radio show !
and Gordon Brown should get back to managing the country rather than discussing the antics of people way cooler than he is
OH, and POTC 2 & 3 both sucked,
but if he's in 4, I am def going to go see it (:
He's hilarious & I wouldn't mind seeing him alongside the most beautiful and most talented actor ever: JOHNNY DEPPPPP