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Completely Gratuitous

Filed under: Anglophilia > Yummy Yummy Screw > Robert Pattinson

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Twilight hottie and superstar in-the-making, Robert Pattinson, participates in a handprint ceremony at the Planet Hollywood in Times Square, NYC, on Tuesday.

Funny faces ensue!

[Images via WENN.]



133 comments to “Completely Gratuitous”

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  1. 1

    hottie? are you fucking nuts?



  2. 2

    I'm loving the top left picture
    for sure!!!



  3. 3

    I'd like to play with him and maybe peal his scalp back..hahaehehe



  4. 4

    Who gives a Rat's Ass.



  5. 5

    correction" peel"
    before someone gets their nose out of joint.



  6. 6

    Is he trying to get something to shoot out his ass?



  7. 7

    He still looks like a homeless man someone dressed up.



  8. 8

    So this is your new crush? Can Effron get a rest now?



  9. 9

    I've changed my mind, he is not hot.



  10. 10

    Re: Its McFucky McLicky McForehead you Fuck – Perez stuck a remote controlled butt plug up there. He just turned the vibration on.



  11. 11

    bottom left. Omg. Soooo hot.



  12. 12

    Dude, stop reporting about this guy so much..Geez!!!! Get a life…



  13. 13

    i think hes a cutie!



  14. 14

    BUSH JUST HAD TO PUT HIMSELF ON TV TODAY…….WE DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR ASS GET THE FUCK OUT NOW

  15. Watty says – reply to this


    15

    YES! I LOVE Rob posts :) I love all of the faces, now you see why he is Spunk



  16. 16

    I love him….SO hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  17. 17

    Soo beautiful!!! I want him soo bad!! The things I would do to himm…BWAhahahahahahahahaha

  18. ... says – reply to this


    18

    He looks ILL. no offence. i dont think any person is ugly no matter who but… he is just not my type. these hollywood men look like anorexic women with nosejobs.



  19. 19

    THIS GUY IS NOT A YUMMY YUMMY SCREW



  20. 20

    You people are HATERS!!! PEREZ I WOULD LOVE IF YOU JUST POSTED OF ROB..HAHAA.



  21. 21

    Planet Hollywood still exists?!?



  22. 22

    he sure sweats a lot ewwww



  23. 23

    Re: LaYadie – and um, your a FAG!



  24. 24

    Well, he looks smelly and greasy, and empty in the eyes as well? And what is with the busted shirt???????



  25. 25

    Perez, don't listen to these bitches. I agree with you! ROB IS FUCKIN' SEXY!



  26. 26

    looooooves him.

  27. lalbc says – reply to this


    27

    in that first picture he looks sooo gay…



  28. 28

    Mrrroaw..pic 2 is the best



  29. 29

    I want to do bad things to this boy



  30. 30

    Re: ****MRS.JOSH*HOLLOWAY @>—–^—– – HAAHahehee, Bush no only Broke the Republicunt Party, but he broke the world of stocks. Who let him lose to unleash such
    horror on our people? We're lucky we still have this chocolate factory, coz we almost went Commi.



  31. 31

    The top left one is adorable. Yay!



  32. 32

    Word!! He is fucking dreamy.

  33. ... says – reply to this


    33

    Re: Wanna Milk Me? – its spelled " ummm you're a fag "

    and dont use the F word missy! uneducated is unhot



  34. 34

    Hot???? YUCK. He's kinda ugly actually



  35. 35

    Oh my…



  36. 36

    He is no Ben Barnes, Rob is not cute at all!!!



  37. 37

    total sex faces. love it.
    so sexy.



  38. 38

    so freakin' gorgeous.

    ugh!! i can't wait until the movie comes out!!



  39. 39

    I wonder if he's dirty in other ways? He is in my head.



  40. 40

    loves him

  41. Ulia says – reply to this


    41

    Perez, don't listen to these people telling you to stop posting about pattinson, the hottest, loveliest, most genuine and not obnoxious actor out there. They just don't get it!ps Hi Mrs. Pattinson!



  42. 42

    Am I the only one who doesn't think this guy is good looking. Ewwww! I wouldn't look at him twice on the street.



  43. 43

    Super HOT!! he reminds me of the next Johnny Depp/ Leo di Caprio



  44. 44

    Movin' on up! He's gorgeous. I don't think I can say that enough.



  45. 45

    oh get off the thread, you bunch of cranky heffers! Keep it up perezy, you know the ladies(and some men) love this guy. ONly the jealous bitches complain about him!



  46. 46

    Yay RPattz! He looks so happy here :D



  47. 47

    Dear Mrs. Pattinson:

    I want to marry your son. He is PERFECT in every way. DREAMBOATTTTTTT.
    Call me.

    xoxo



  48. 48

    Ugh. I'm just not feeling this guy. I don't think he's hot at all.



  49. 49

    he is so hot. ugh.. how i hate people that start bashing the articles, don't fucking open em! apparently you do want to see what they're about and read them.

  50. S_M_G says – reply to this


    50

    I want to be that cement he is pushing his hands on.



  51. 51

    Im glad hes proud of the craptastic movie Twighlight is



  52. 52

    omg i love him



  53. 53

    i love rob!



  54. 54

    Aww, I love you for loving Robert, Perez! *fangirl hug*



  55. 55

    awww he is adorable….like in a really dorky way. CANNOT WAIT 4 Twilight!!



  56. 56

    I LOVE HOW ALL THE PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT HIM COMMENT ON EVERY DAMN RP THREAD! IF YOU HATE HIM SO MUCH, IT'S FUNNY HOW YOU FOLLOW HIS EVERY MOVE ALONG WITH HIS FANS.



  57. 57

    ps: He's so cute cause he's so not a attention whore—look how self conscious he seems in all the pictures? Nothing cuter than a hot, self conscious boy!

  58. ktp says – reply to this


    58

    do. me. now.



  59. 59

    I love that he's dressed like one of the background solidier dudes from PUblic Enemy! Fight the power, Rob, Fight the power! Fist up, bigs!lol. So cute.



  60. 60

    can't wait for twilight!!



  61. 61

    hez ok, but hez
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    no
    zzz
    …. Johnny Depp……
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    thatz 4/vukin zure…haha
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



  62. 62

    johnny depp was no johnny depp when he was starring on "21 Jumpstreet" either. That came with time. I don't compare him to JD at all, but give him time to work his mojo.



  63. 63

    jesus….*thud*



  64. 64

    HOTTIE!



  65. 65

    Perez is smart. Not only does he have good taste in men, he also knows how many ravenous and–let's be honest–borderline psychotic Twilight fans read his site. So, he makes us happy by posting about RPatz! I'm really looking forward to the movie and I think Rob was a great casting choice (Kristen, too). Not only is he super hot (when he showers), but he's very talented. I'm sure all my fellow Twilighters who bought the soundtrack yesterday can attest to the fact that his voice is very sexy. Kind of Ray LaMontagne-ish. By the way, if anyone has deciphered the lyrics to "Never Think", do me a favor and share!



  66. 66

    GOD….he's sooo gorgeous!



  67. 67

    More Rob! More Rob! P-Nasty…..you make this lesbian want to switch teams when you post pictures of Hotty McPattinson. I LOVE Cedward!
    More! More! Never stop with the Robert Pattinson. He's sooooo pretty. And…not "dirty"…just—scruffy. Yummy yummy screw indeed.



  68. 68

    Aweeeee cutieeeeee.IWNA MARRY HIM! lol thats not happening anytime soon :(



  69. 69

    WTf is wrong w/ u ppl? Hes gorgous, hes got an awsome personalityyy and heees such a good actorr. YEa perezzz keep postingg roobb lol hhaha. im in love :0



  70. 70

    i want him naked



  71. 71

    Freaking GORGEOUS. Perez, I love you even more for your new obsession with Rob. And I don't blame you.



  72. 72

    I just LOVE him. Too sexy…….



  73. 73

    Perez thank you for all the pics of RPattz - keep them coming and by the way Mrs. Pattinson - your son is all sorts of gorgeous and I am available!!!



  74. 74

    My god he's so yummy



  75. 75

    i just love the rob posts! keep them coming…hes just so cute!



  76. 76

    he's so hot and he doesn't even try!



  77. 77

    Oh dear lord, I love his adorable faces! He's so hot. Seriously. I can't stand it. Yum!



  78. 78

    HOTTIE :P



  79. 79

    WOW THAT TOP LEFT PHOTO.
    NOW that is a Face I would like to see ontop of me



  80. 80

    OHH!!! I LOVE HIM!!!!
    he's sooo sexyy!!!
    perez thnks 4 post about him!!!
    LOVE ROB!!!!!



  81. 81

    Perez dont turn against Rob like you tend to do with all your other attractions. Rob's way too nice for that. Youve finally got this oen right. He is lovely, gorgeous and too nice for Hollywood.



  82. 82

    Rob's a breath of fresh air in Hollywood. I;'m so fed up of all the smarmy airheads. Its great to finally see someone I can get behind and follow. Vanity Fair just wrote this about him:
    A controversial casting choice Robert Pattinson familar from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire should rout the doubters with his performance and presence, investing Edward with a troubled hesitancy and a sly deflective humour that suggest a post Method actor without the mumbles. When Pattinons's Edward emerges in the school parking lot wearing sunglasses and slinging his arm round Bella he's the troubled 50's adolescent of fast cars and rebel cool reincarnated - the James Dean of the undead, with a jolt of the Dylanesque."



  83. 83

    Frosh!!! He is majorly good-looking!!! Keep posting things of him Perez!!!!
    Loves it!!



  84. 84

    U bitches that r saying he's ugly wouldn't know beauty, talent, charm, or sex appeal if it bit ya in the va-jay-jay this man is friggin' gorgeous and the fact that he dosn't care what he wears just makes him even better but, I guess if u'r taste in what is sexy is a hand moisterizing, chest waxing, spa going, eyebrow pluckin' metro ala: Zac Efron then I guess u can keep lovin' him that only means more RPattz for the rest of us



  85. 85

    Thanks Perez, I love me some Mr Pattinson. Check out the young vogue you tube video of him and the cast. He looks scrumptious in it.



  86. 86

    Love the fact Rob knows about you Perez and his mum too. He seemed flattered by the attention and his mum even more so. He still cant understand the attention he's getting but that sums up how sweet and low key he is. I'm glad hes getting good reviews for twilight. I saw that one person who had seen an advanced screening said he was amazing in the film.



  87. 87

    yummm *drool*



  88. 88

    Loves it.



  89. 89

    Most gorgeous man alive! That first pic is a bit disturbing though..



  90. 90

    total hottie.

    Keep it coming!



  91. 91

    I think he makes a hot 17 year old vampire! I agree with Northshore in that he seems extremely self conscious. He always sits slumped over like he wants to curl up in a ball. I guess I would be a bit nervous, too, if I was a new talent with all eyes on me. Sadly, though, I have seen one too many clips of him drunk or maybe its drugs… he does sweat a lot!

    Momma Patt, if you are reading this…. don't let your baby get swallowed up by the Hollywood lifestyle! He is so talented ~ it would be a shame to see him end up like so many others that were succumbed to the hard partying.

    Just say "no", Rob!!



  92. 92

    i want him to push me =)

    thanks perez



  93. 93

    woot rob patz



  94. 94

    Usually so hot,
    Now looks like a twat



  95. 95

    i love you rob!!
    he's so fucking hot!



  96. 96

    He really loves that hat…well, he definitely looks good in it



  97. 97

    SO HOTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  98. 98

    fuck i love him sooo much..
    i WANT him!



  99. 99

    YAY another rob post!!! i love looking at this guy… :)
    YAY another rob post!!! i love looking at this guy… :)
    YAY another rob post!!! i love looking at this guy… :)
    YAY another rob post!!! i love looking at this guy… :)
    YAY another rob post!!! i love looking at this guy… :)
    YAY another rob post!!! i love looking at this guy… :)



  100. 100

    hes so fucking hot.
    its maddening.

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