Completely Gratuitous

Filed under: Anglophilia > Yummy Yummy Screw > Robert Pattinson

Twilight hottie and superstar in-the-making, Robert Pattinson, participates in a handprint ceremony at the Planet Hollywood in Times Square, NYC, on Tuesday.

Funny faces ensue!

[Images via WENN.]

Posted: Nov 5, 2008 at 10:15 am / Email this »

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Wanna Milk Me? says – reply to this

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hottie? are you fucking nuts?
PrInCeSs IrIs says – reply to this

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I'm loving the top left picture
for sure!!!
SheriMoonZombie says – reply to this

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I'd like to play with him and maybe peal his scalp back..hahaehehe
Goodbye Sweet America, Goodby says – reply to this

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Who gives a Rat's Ass.
SheriMoonZombie says – reply to this

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correction" peel"
before someone gets their nose out of joint.
Its McFucky McLicky McForehead you Fuck says – reply to this

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Is he trying to get something to shoot out his ass?
Vince will Shamwow your ass says – reply to this

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He still looks like a homeless man someone dressed up.
libgirl says – reply to this

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So this is your new crush? Can Effron get a rest now?
Melissa is always right. says – reply to this

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I've changed my mind, he is not hot.
Vince will Shamwow your ass says – reply to this

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Re: Its McFucky McLicky McForehead you Fuck – Perez stuck a remote controlled butt plug up there. He just turned the vibration on.
Aaaandy! says – reply to this

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bottom left. Omg. Soooo hot.
Mike555 says – reply to this

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Dude, stop reporting about this guy so much..Geez!!!! Get a life…
juditta says – reply to this

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i think hes a cutie!
****MRS.JOSH*HOLLOWAY @>-----^----- says – reply to this

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BUSH JUST HAD TO PUT HIMSELF ON TV TODAY…….WE DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR ASS GET THE FUCK OUT NOW
Watty says – reply to this

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YES! I LOVE Rob posts I love all of the faces, now you see why he is Spunk
LaRose says – reply to this

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I love him….SO hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LaYadie says – reply to this

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Soo beautiful!!! I want him soo bad!! The things I would do to himm…BWAhahahahahahahahaha
... says – reply to this

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He looks ILL. no offence. i dont think any person is ugly no matter who but… he is just not my type. these hollywood men look like anorexic women with nosejobs.
****MRS.JOSH*HOLLOWAY @>-----^----- says – reply to this

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THIS GUY IS NOT A YUMMY YUMMY SCREW
LaYadie says – reply to this

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You people are HATERS!!! PEREZ I WOULD LOVE IF YOU JUST POSTED OF ROB..HAHAA.
Nelly_In_SJ says – reply to this

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Planet Hollywood still exists?!?
SweetPat says – reply to this

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he sure sweats a lot ewwww
Wanna Milk Me? says – reply to this

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Re: LaYadie – and um, your a FAG!
YODA SPEAKS says – reply to this

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Well, he looks smelly and greasy, and empty in the eyes as well? And what is with the busted shirt???????
Butt Sex says – reply to this

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Perez, don't listen to these bitches. I agree with you! ROB IS FUCKIN' SEXY!
melissssssa says – reply to this

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looooooves him.
lalbc says – reply to this

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in that first picture he looks sooo gay…
swandive says – reply to this

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Mrrroaw..pic 2 is the best
melania says – reply to this

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I want to do bad things to this boy
SheriMoonZombie says – reply to this

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Re: ****MRS.JOSH*HOLLOWAY @>—–^—– – HAAHahehee, Bush no only Broke the Republicunt Party, but he broke the world of stocks. Who let him lose to unleash such
horror on our people? We're lucky we still have this chocolate factory, coz we almost went Commi.
RachelWantsACullen says – reply to this

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The top left one is adorable. Yay!
Sagebeth says – reply to this

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Word!! He is fucking dreamy.
... says – reply to this

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Re: Wanna Milk Me? – its spelled " ummm you're a fag "

and dont use the F word missy! uneducated is unhot
kylie4 says – reply to this

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Hot???? YUCK. He's kinda ugly actually
izabel...? says – reply to this

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Oh my…
perlzz says – reply to this

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He is no Ben Barnes, Rob is not cute at all!!!
baysidebird88 says – reply to this

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total sex faces. love it.
so sexy.
iloveyooh says – reply to this

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so freakin' gorgeous.

ugh!! i can't wait until the movie comes out!!
Bruno42 says – reply to this

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I wonder if he's dirty in other ways? He is in my head.
Brittttt says – reply to this

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loves him
Ulia says – reply to this

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Perez, don't listen to these people telling you to stop posting about pattinson, the hottest, loveliest, most genuine and not obnoxious actor out there. They just don't get it!ps Hi Mrs. Pattinson!
pisa77 says – reply to this

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Am I the only one who doesn't think this guy is good looking. Ewwww! I wouldn't look at him twice on the street.
vickstar says – reply to this

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Super HOT!! he reminds me of the next Johnny Depp/ Leo di Caprio
MonicaMonica says – reply to this

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Movin' on up! He's gorgeous. I don't think I can say that enough.
lilnino says – reply to this

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oh get off the thread, you bunch of cranky heffers! Keep it up perezy, you know the ladies(and some men) love this guy. ONly the jealous bitches complain about him!
Zippedychick says – reply to this

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Yay RPattz! He looks so happy here
LaRose says – reply to this

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Dear Mrs. Pattinson:

I want to marry your son. He is PERFECT in every way. DREAMBOATTTTTTT.
Call me.

xoxo
Solaera says – reply to this

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Ugh. I'm just not feeling this guy. I don't think he's hot at all.
forever&forever says – reply to this

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he is so hot. ugh.. how i hate people that start bashing the articles, don't fucking open em! apparently you do want to see what they're about and read them.
S_M_G says – reply to this

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I want to be that cement he is pushing his hands on.
Crazydude says – reply to this

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Im glad hes proud of the craptastic movie Twighlight is
lishlovesrpattz says – reply to this

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omg i love him
katt654 says – reply to this

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i love rob!
MBitch says – reply to this

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Aww, I love you for loving Robert, Perez! *fangirl hug*
stephie86 says – reply to this

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awww he is adorable….like in a really dorky way. CANNOT WAIT 4 Twilight!!
Northshore says – reply to this

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I LOVE HOW ALL THE PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT HIM COMMENT ON EVERY DAMN RP THREAD! IF YOU HATE HIM SO MUCH, IT'S FUNNY HOW YOU FOLLOW HIS EVERY MOVE ALONG WITH HIS FANS.
Northshore says – reply to this

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ps: He's so cute cause he's so not a attention whore—look how self conscious he seems in all the pictures? Nothing cuter than a hot, self conscious boy!
ktp says – reply to this

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do. me. now.
lilnino says – reply to this

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I love that he's dressed like one of the background solidier dudes from PUblic Enemy! Fight the power, Rob, Fight the power! Fist up, bigs!lol. So cute.
mrs123 says – reply to this

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can't wait for twilight!!
krazihottkelli/bitchygrl says – reply to this

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hez ok, but hez
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
no
zzz
…. Johnny Depp……
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
thatz 4/vukin zure…haha
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
lilnino says – reply to this

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johnny depp was no johnny depp when he was starring on "21 Jumpstreet" either. That came with time. I don't compare him to JD at all, but give him time to work his mojo.
greenandnavy says – reply to this

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jesus….*thud*
Racquel says – reply to this

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HOTTIE!
holyhapa says – reply to this

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Perez is smart. Not only does he have good taste in men, he also knows how many ravenous and–let's be honest–borderline psychotic Twilight fans read his site. So, he makes us happy by posting about RPatz! I'm really looking forward to the movie and I think Rob was a great casting choice (Kristen, too). Not only is he super hot (when he showers), but he's very talented. I'm sure all my fellow Twilighters who bought the soundtrack yesterday can attest to the fact that his voice is very sexy. Kind of Ray LaMontagne-ish. By the way, if anyone has deciphered the lyrics to "Never Think", do me a favor and share!
TwilightLover says – reply to this

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GOD….he's sooo gorgeous!
Death is my Gift says – reply to this

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More Rob! More Rob! P-Nasty…..you make this lesbian want to switch teams when you post pictures of Hotty McPattinson. I LOVE Cedward!
More! More! Never stop with the Robert Pattinson. He's sooooo pretty. And…not "dirty"…just—scruffy. Yummy yummy screw indeed.
Annabondana says – reply to this

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Aweeeee cutieeeeee.IWNA MARRY HIM! lol thats not happening anytime soon
Annabondana says – reply to this

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WTf is wrong w/ u ppl? Hes gorgous, hes got an awsome personalityyy and heees such a good actorr. YEa perezzz keep postingg roobb lol hhaha. im in love :0
11.21.08 <3 says – reply to this

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i want him naked
MrsKevKev says – reply to this

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Freaking GORGEOUS. Perez, I love you even more for your new obsession with Rob. And I don't blame you.
lieverd says – reply to this

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I just LOVE him. Too sexy…….
hot4ed says – reply to this

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Perez thank you for all the pics of RPattz - keep them coming and by the way Mrs. Pattinson - your son is all sorts of gorgeous and I am available!!!
hot4ed says – reply to this

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My god he's so yummy
MrsCohenCullen says – reply to this

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i just love the rob posts! keep them coming…hes just so cute!
flightlessbird says – reply to this

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he's so hot and he doesn't even try!
Christar says – reply to this

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Oh dear lord, I love his adorable faces! He's so hot. Seriously. I can't stand it. Yum!
lovelyS says – reply to this

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HOTTIE
LickMeChuck says – reply to this

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WOW THAT TOP LEFT PHOTO.
NOW that is a Face I would like to see ontop of me
BellaLuna says – reply to this

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OHH!!! I LOVE HIM!!!!
he's sooo sexyy!!!
perez thnks 4 post about him!!!
LOVE ROB!!!!!
purplenailpolish says – reply to this

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Perez dont turn against Rob like you tend to do with all your other attractions. Rob's way too nice for that. Youve finally got this oen right. He is lovely, gorgeous and too nice for Hollywood.
purplenailpolish says – reply to this

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Rob's a breath of fresh air in Hollywood. I;'m so fed up of all the smarmy airheads. Its great to finally see someone I can get behind and follow. Vanity Fair just wrote this about him:
A controversial casting choice Robert Pattinson familar from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire should rout the doubters with his performance and presence, investing Edward with a troubled hesitancy and a sly deflective humour that suggest a post Method actor without the mumbles. When Pattinons's Edward emerges in the school parking lot wearing sunglasses and slinging his arm round Bella he's the troubled 50's adolescent of fast cars and rebel cool reincarnated - the James Dean of the undead, with a jolt of the Dylanesque."
latincutie_90 says – reply to this

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Frosh!!! He is majorly good-looking!!! Keep posting things of him Perez!!!!
Loves it!!
englove369 says – reply to this

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U bitches that r saying he's ugly wouldn't know beauty, talent, charm, or sex appeal if it bit ya in the va-jay-jay this man is friggin' gorgeous and the fact that he dosn't care what he wears just makes him even better but, I guess if u'r taste in what is sexy is a hand moisterizing, chest waxing, spa going, eyebrow pluckin' metro ala: Zac Efron then I guess u can keep lovin' him that only means more RPattz for the rest of us
kerry1 says – reply to this

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Thanks Perez, I love me some Mr Pattinson. Check out the young vogue you tube video of him and the cast. He looks scrumptious in it.
alisonb says – reply to this

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Love the fact Rob knows about you Perez and his mum too. He seemed flattered by the attention and his mum even more so. He still cant understand the attention he's getting but that sums up how sweet and low key he is. I'm glad hes getting good reviews for twilight. I saw that one person who had seen an advanced screening said he was amazing in the film.
zomgxbrie says – reply to this

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yummm *drool*
pixiepixie says – reply to this

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Loves it.
Spunklovee says – reply to this

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Most gorgeous man alive! That first pic is a bit disturbing though..
daydreambeliever says – reply to this

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total hottie.

Keep it coming!
one4peace says – reply to this

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I think he makes a hot 17 year old vampire! I agree with Northshore in that he seems extremely self conscious. He always sits slumped over like he wants to curl up in a ball. I guess I would be a bit nervous, too, if I was a new talent with all eyes on me. Sadly, though, I have seen one too many clips of him drunk or maybe its drugs… he does sweat a lot!

Momma Patt, if you are reading this…. don't let your baby get swallowed up by the Hollywood lifestyle! He is so talented ~ it would be a shame to see him end up like so many others that were succumbed to the hard partying.

Just say "no", Rob!!
HellenC. says – reply to this

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i want him to push me =)

thanks perez
11.21.08 <3 says – reply to this

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woot rob patz
Lulustre says – reply to this

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Usually so hot,
Now looks like a twat
addicted_2_twilight says – reply to this

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i love you rob!!
he's so fucking hot!
JAQLOVESPEREZ says – reply to this

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He really loves that hat…well, he definitely looks good in it
AmaraY says – reply to this

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SO HOTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
niela_jorjani19@live.com says – reply to this

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fuck i love him sooo much..
i WANT him!
athena*lexy says – reply to this

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YAY another rob post!!! i love looking at this guy…
YAY another rob post!!! i love looking at this guy…
YAY another rob post!!! i love looking at this guy…
YAY another rob post!!! i love looking at this guy…
YAY another rob post!!! i love looking at this guy…
YAY another rob post!!! i love looking at this guy…
GiveMeSomeRPATTZ says – reply to this

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hes so fucking hot.
its maddening.