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Completely Gratuitous

Filed under: Scarlett Johansson

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Scarlett Johansson - and her boobies - attend the 'A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Cure Parkinson's' 2008 benefit for The Michael J. Fox Foundation in New York on Wednesday night.

We've missed the boobies.

Those things could cure a lot of things!!!

[Image via WENN.]



70 comments to “Completely Gratuitous”



  1. 1

    Ryan, you are a LUCKY S.O.B.!



  2. 2

    I feel better!



  3. 3

    *yawn



  4. 4

    I'd play with her boobies….and I like guys!!!



  5. 5

    I've never really realized how big her boobs are!! I knew she was a good size but in that dress…DAMN!!!



  6. 6

    motorboat anyone?

  7. AMO says – reply to this


    7

    I know that's right; I'm jealous!



  8. 8

    sorry not looking that great in this pic or that dress!



  9. 9

    BOO!



  10. 10

    I don't care about boobs!
    Give me a big fat dick any day!



  11. 11

    she needs a fucking tan!

  12. EatMe says – reply to this


    12

    She's the lucky one. Ryan is smokin hottttt!



  13. 13

    Re: LettyBRe: harrybalsac

    I"m bored with these posts…

    what happened to miss mimi and the other dumbasses?



  14. 14

    yawns!!!!!!!!!!



  15. 15

    Re: PIGezHIVton – YOU HAVE FUCKING ISSUES FUCKTARD!!!



  16. 16

    good gawddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

  17. I.Z. says – reply to this


    17

    She is so fugly! Can't she do something with her horrible horse teeth? Her boobs is the only thing that's attractive about her.



  18. 18

    pretty and legal



  19. 19

    Re: LettyB – perezhivton has NO life… they stay on perez all day. its so pethetic.



  20. 20

    Re: PIGezHIVton – lol you want attention soooo bad there is no way you think like that nobody is that evil.



  21. 21

    Re: MissDoodahDay – Jealous loser



  22. 22

    Re: Honky Donkey douche with Drano – What ? Who? BOOBS!



  23. 23

    FRESH!



  24. 24

    Re: Im Chris Hansen from MSNBC – UHMMM! I AM ON PEREZ ALL DAY TOO! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY!!!!!!!!!!!



  25. 25

    Re: Im Chris Hansen from MSNBC – Dude, she said she was 19,I swear to God!



  26. 26

    Re: LettyB – well at least you dont copy and paste

    " perez will die of HIV " all day. I have no problem with actual people. but when you just write that scum its pethetic



  27. 27

    what's wrong with her lip?



  28. 28

    Re: PIGezHIVton – That animated girl looks underage



  29. 29

    her teeth are perfect



  30. 30

    Re: PIGezHIVton – Why don't you just go crawl back into your hole? Like all you ever spew out are racist or homophobic comments. If you're so against people who are different, why are you even on here? I mean Perez is Latino and gay, and I personally think he's great to tell it like it is. At least he's doing something with his life, while all you do is sit on here all day and criticize everyone else. Go lookin the fucking mirror before you judge others. Seems to me that pretty much everyone else on the planet is a better person than you. I just don't understand why you're here if you hate it so much.
    You are truly the scum of the Earth.



  31. 31

    Re: PIGezHIVton – DON'T FUCK WITH LETTY ASS CHEESE!



  32. 32

    I want to see that ring!



  33. 33

    she has a giant head



  34. 34

    Re: PIGezHIVton – you're a coward. its pethetic. do you tell your family and friends this disturbed twisted shit ? no. i doubt it. you dont have friends. and i am sorry but its time to do something about it and stop spreading hate. low self esteem.



  35. 35

    She has like, the greatest body ever.



  36. 36

    god DAMN she's got a sexy rack. any chest that can transcend both gay and straight culture deserves an award.



  37. 37

    Re: PIGezHIVton – PISSMOP???????? YOU SUCK! ASS FUCKER!



  38. 38

    Wonder what Michael J Fox is doing these days



  39. 39

    whats wrong with her eyes? has she had something done to them? they look weird.



  40. 40

    She looks like cheap trailer trash…no amount of money is going to fix that



  41. 41

    The boobs are big that's for sure! But bad hair, bad makeup and the dress isn't a good choice for her, although I never thought she was that pretty anyway. I agree, get in the sun, she looks sickly.



  42. 42

    her boobs are sooo disproportionate to the rest of her body.
    but whatevs. she's still hot.



  43. 43

    She's my favorite actress…she's so exquisite! Definitely one of the most beautiful celebrities around since Marilyn :) Oh, and she does not need a tan! Her skin is gorgeous! Maybe you should practice safe sun like her!



  44. 44

    i hate her…fucken stupid slut



  45. 45

    She looks so old here… Taking on Jo-Lo's bad hair look??



  46. 46

    This is one chick that I have never found to be attractive or interesting.

  47. riKa says – reply to this


    47

    NO ME GUSTA TU PELO, GIRLFRIEND…. HER HAIR IS NOT LOOKING CUTE!

  48. GIO says – reply to this


    48

    OK SHE'S GOT A NICE RACK! THERE YOU GO. NEXT TOPIC.



  49. 49

    She's gorgeous, and not to mention, she has the finest man in all of Hollywood…..I had to pay for boobs like that…..they're fabulous



  50. 50

    Re: LettyB
    Still using 'Ass fucker', c'mon Letty, going to public school must have taught you more colorful language than that…….ha ha ha….you crack me up with your 'originality.'



  51. 51

    SO? Where's Her Husband? LMAO



  52. 52

    she looks like shit..



  53. 53

    her boobs always remiknd me of pregnant boobs. her eyes are seperated kind of far fetched…and she has no indent to her top lip!

    true essence of young actrezz and beautay!



  54. 54

    Re: I.Z.

    OMG, I've been saying that for years!! I just don't get why they "the public" seems to think she's so "gorgeous" - I just don't see it, and I never will.



  55. 55

    Re: greasefan79

    AGREED to the nth degree!



  56. 56

    perez hilton was spotted on the street yesterday and he had his tiny little package with him!!



  57. 57

    yes frances
    u can become a shallow star
    even if ur a no talent
    lay.



  58. 58

    I had a crush on this cutie since she made"eight legged freaks"



  59. 59

    shes a stunnah!



  60. 60

    half the people on this post are pathetically jealous of her, shes got a great figure and a gorgeous face

  61. amida says – reply to this


    61

    Gay men interested in boobs, what's that all about?? Fucking bizarre!