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Leonardo DiCrapio was spotted leaving London's Jalouse nightclub at 4 A.M. on Thursday morning behaving like that because ________.

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    Posted: Nov 6, 2008 at 2:00 pm / Email this  »

    91 comments to “Fill in the Blank”



    1. 1

      HIS BODYGUARD IS HOTTER THAN HIM!!!!!!!!!!!



    2. 2

      I AM FIRST! WHO WANTS SOME LOVIN'!!!!!!!



    3. 3

      …he has alcohol bloat like once handsome Nick Lachey…



    4. 4

      it was smelly



    5. 5

      He's HOT and we're NOT!! Love Leo!!!!



    6. 6

      ….because…….. ummm…… he was….ummmm, he ummmm….. i dont fuking know.



    7. 7

      He had a barf bag in his shirt?
      He had Jessica's pubes stuck in his teeth?
      He accidentally swallowed his dentures?



    8. 8

      Re: LettyB
      ME!!! What all did I miss while i was at lunch?



    9. 9

      CARIANNE IS A CUNTFACE!!!!!!!!!!!!



    10. 10

      first! why do i care???



    11. 11

      Re: Honky Donkey douche with Drano – not much!!!!!!!!!!!



    12. 12

      … he was caught on cell phone video makin face with a boy!



    13. 13

      Maybe he thinks the street cleaners out at that time give a shit who he is. :D



    14. 14

      Apparently he left at the same time the electrician that was setting up hidden cameras posted bail.



    15. 15

      He likes the smell of his own farts.



    16. 16

      he was emberassed of his shitty outfit.



    17. 17


    18. 18

      Re: LettyB – I DO!!! I DO!!!!



    19. 19

      I AM FUCKING BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    20. 20

      GO DAWGS!!!!



    21. 21

      Re: Niq the Skank! – ONE AT A TTIME LADIES, WHERE'S ALICE!



    22. 22

      Re: SpindocHe's a GORP!!!!!!
      Smells like chicken!!!



    23. 23

      he's a washed up fat loser.



    24. 24

      Re: LettyB – I'm first!!!
      Alice is under my desk!!



    25. 25

      Tuesday - Country elects new President
      Wednesday - Hussein and Congress announce new plan to take over 401k's
      Thursday - Market Drops 346 points due to this.
      Thanks Hussein Obama, Letty B, Sweetpiece, the guy with the skirt on, and liberal Congress.
      New Bumper Sticker
      1/20/12 - Hussein Obama's last day.
      Yesss!!!



    26. 26

      He has a coke nose.



    27. 27

      his jacket smells funny



    28. 28

      poor leo



    29. 29

      Re: LettyB

      Am I in the top 5 at least?

      I'm bored too… Perez isn't working too hard…



    30. 30

      He thinks he's better than he is. I used to love him, he turned into a freak though.

      Weird… I knew it was him just from the picture of him covering his face. I'm THAT good.



    31. 31

      Re: LettyB – I do! Me! I never got my lovin from before. I demand I get it this time!



    32. 32

      that guy is his date, NOT his bodyguard!



    33. 33

      Re: njpaul0129 – YOU NEED TO DIE BUTT MUNCH!



    34. 34

      Re: Niq the Skank!Re: Afed44Re: Honky Donkey douche with Drano – OK GIRLS THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!!!!!!!!!



    35. 35

      Were no strangers to love
      You know the rules and so do i
      A full commitments what Im thinking of
      You wouldnt get this from any other guy

      I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
      Gotta make you understand

      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

      Weve know each other for so long
      Your hearts been aching
      But youre too shy to say it
      Inside we both know whats been going on
      We know the game and were gonna play it

      And if you ask me how Im feeling
      Dont tell me youre too blind to see

      Give you up. give you up
      Give you up, give you up
      Never gonna give
      Never gonna give, give you up
      Never gonna give
      Never gonna give, five you up

      I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
      Gotta make you understand



    36. 36

      Re: njpaul0129 – yer such a dick



    37. 37

      Re: Niq the Skank! – SHHHHH! I love you LettyB!

    38. fiona says – reply to this


      38

      Leave Leo alone. There are plenty of desperate non working celebs who would kill for your camera being jammed up their nostrils. The pictures would sell better too.



    39. 39

      Re: LettyB – Don't worry about it honey you probably don't even have a 401k working at Burger King. Laters!!



    40. 40

      if he didn't cover his face, he'd stun everyone with his beauty.



    41. 41

      WTF!



    42. 42

      loooove leo, sexy sex face from sexytown.



    43. 43

      He is wasted!



    44. 44

      Re: njpaul0129 – I AM CANADIAN YOU DUMB FUCK! AND GAYS CAN GET MARRIED HERE AND OUR COUNTRY HASN'T FALLEN APART! IGNORAMUS! GO FUCK YOUR COUSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!



    45. 45

      Re: PeachyDawg – I said the same thing!



    46. 46

      Re: rickftw – wtf! there is no escaping you,you rick-rolling mofo!!



    47. 47

      Leave him alone Perez. You are sooo just jealous!!!



    48. 48

      Im probably confused from workin the mornin shift today at the club, but why is he even relevant anymore? Whats he done worth watching since Titanic 18 years ago??? And its NOT just me…his ass has gotten bigger



    49. 49

      Re: LettyB – And you work at Burger King to right Letty. Go on admit it. It's ok to work there Schmoopie, eh!! Piece of shit Canadian bacon



    50. 50

      because he doesn't want his picture taken?

    51. Rhi says – reply to this


      51

      his rectum was teething and it upset him



    52. 52

      Re: njpaul0129 – YOU ARE SO STUPID YOU PROBABLY HAVE NEVER BEEN TO CANADA SO ANY OF MY JOKES BACK WOULD MKE NO SENSE TO YOU! YOU FUCKING BACKWARDS ASS LICKING BRAINWASHED SHEEP!



    53. 53

      …because he's gorgeous and can do what he wants, DUH!



    54. 54

      Re: njpaul0129 – not to stop your fight but is there a problem with people who work at burger king? i mean hell its a job right?



    55. 55

      Re: LettyB – team letty. gays can marry here in germany too. we have a women in the leading position. if we could have voted in the us, obama would be president with 90% of the votes. does all of this mean, that our country is going streight down to hell? hell no, NJPAUL. you´re probably one of those dumb ass americans we all hate down here in europe. because of people like you, the usa is were it is right now. deepdeep down. and because i still love the us, i wish you all the best and i am very pleased that so many of you were smart enough to vot for the right guy!!!!!! thanks to y´all.



    56. 56

      Re: slimmer_04 – Yes true, it is a job. Though, it's not really anything (I'm just guessing) that someone sits there when they are little and says … "I can't wait to grow up and be a burger flipper!". Unless, of course, they are white trash.



    57. 57

      ……………………HE CAN!



    58. 58

      He is an imbecil! Seriously, he is an actor, he sells his image, and now he does this? I hate those kind of celebrity. They only uses the media when they are promoting a movie. People like he, Justin Timberlake, or Cameron Diaz are disgusting. If they hate paparazzi so much, they should stop acting and go live in a village or something. That stuff "i am a normal person" doesnt fit anymore. I dont know whats worse: them or fame whores like Lindsay Lohan and the Cruise (yes, because them uses Suri's cuteness to look more normal).



    59. 59

      WHY DID U PUT BABY DICK?…I'M SURE IT'S A GOOD SIZE



    60. 60

      He's always been an attention seeking diva. PATHETIC!



    61. 61

      ..he is full of himself.



    62. 62

      i never liked him. he's a douche.



    63. 63

      he's trashed.

    64. GIO says – reply to this


      64

      HE'S A TURD AND IS SO FULL OF HIMSELF HE CANT BE BOTHERED!



    65. 65

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      HE'S A DOUCHE BAG…………………..



    66. 66

      what a dumb fuck



    67. 67

      he wants us to think he's more important than he is.



    68. 68

      because he can!



    69. 69

      He's hot!!!



    70. 70

      … he's delusional enough to think girls across the globe will collectively swoon and pass out if they get a glimpse of his godlike face.



    71. 71

      he loves the smell of his sucky jacket!



    72. 72

      Geekin' & freakin' on Cokate's fav thing. . . .

    73. S123 says – reply to this


      73

      Because he's wearing a Georgia cap and is ashamed, hahaha



    74. 74

      he loves to smell his own jizz breath.

    75. bbk says – reply to this


      75

      … because according to reports he partied with 4 leggy girls ( and some friends ) at a club in London. The girls left first ( with directions to his hotel ) and soon he followed. Maybe his `official girlfriend` doesn`t need to know about it?!

    76. bbk says – reply to this


      76

      … or about getting cozy with a brunette in Rome?



    77. 77

      …..because he is walking past Perez Hilton's apartment, and the stink is overwhelming.
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    78. rhilo says – reply to this


      78

      he likes his own smell

    79. Hmmmm says – reply to this


      79

      HE CAN!!!!!!!!!!



    80. 80

      He just doesn't want a 'made- up' headline that could come with a pic of him leaving a night club.

      give him a break, he knows the price that comes with staying too much in the limelight. Yes, he just wants to use the limelight for good causes like promoting a green planet.



    81. 81

      Re: Daystripper – whats he done since Titanic ? Are you kidding ? Are you an idiots idiot ?
      He was niminated for 3 Oscars for starters !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    82. 82

      NOMINATED !!!! 3…..OSCARS !!



    83. 83

      cold sores all over lips
      unreal to see in person
      bad hygiene



    84. 84

      Unlike the other fame whore douchebags you promote on this website (Speidi, etc.) Leo enjoys his privacy!! LEO ROCKS!!! He's coming back big time with "Revolutionary Road"!!! And I have read that he has anything but a baby dick!



    85. 85

      IS HE WEARING A GRAMBLING HAT?!?!?!?
      .
      POSER!!!



    86. 86

      HOT, TALENTED AND AN ENVIRONMENTALIST!!!!! And duh, he was tired and didn't want a flash in his face, who would!



    87. 87

      Re: angelikauri99

      YOU are the biggest Douche of all. You are so insanely jealous of his success that is is pathetic.



    88. 88

      Notice his hat! Clearly he was still crying in his beer over last weekend when UGA was trounced by the terrible UF Gators. Hell we're all still crying over it!

    89. BJT says – reply to this


      89

      He was drunk and had blood shot eyes and his ass hole was hurting from being pounded by his body guard in the picture plus he is a douche bag and a fame whore that was shy that night.



    90. 90

      he discovered that his jacket smelled like ass.



    91. 91

      he's trying to hide the fact that he put on 50 pounds and looks like a fat cow.