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Leonardo DiCrapio was spotted leaving London's Jalouse nightclub at 4 A.M. on Thursday morning behaving like that because ________.

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Nov 6, 2008 at 2:00 pm / Email this »

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LettyB says – reply to this

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HIS BODYGUARD IS HOTTER THAN HIM!!!!!!!!!!!
LettyB says – reply to this

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I AM FIRST! WHO WANTS SOME LOVIN'!!!!!!!
karencarpenter says – reply to this

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…he has alcohol bloat like once handsome Nick Lachey…
LAURA3 says – reply to this

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it was smelly
teambrenda says – reply to this

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He's HOT and we're NOT!! Love Leo!!!!
Seaweedjunkie says – reply to this

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….because…….. ummm…… he was….ummmm, he ummmm….. i dont fuking know.
Honky Donkey douche with Drano says – reply to this

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He had a barf bag in his shirt?
He had Jessica's pubes stuck in his teeth?
He accidentally swallowed his dentures?
Honky Donkey douche with Drano says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB –
ME!!! What all did I miss while i was at lunch?
LettyB says – reply to this

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CARIANNE IS A CUNTFACE!!!!!!!!!!!!
scorpio_lady73 says – reply to this

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first! why do i care???
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: Honky Donkey douche with Drano – not much!!!!!!!!!!!
Mister Bo Bo says – reply to this

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… he was caught on cell phone video makin face with a boy!
Cheeky! says – reply to this

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Maybe he thinks the street cleaners out at that time give a shit who he is.
Hard-On says – reply to this

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Apparently he left at the same time the electrician that was setting up hidden cameras posted bail.
Spindoc says – reply to this

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He likes the smell of his own farts.
juditta says – reply to this

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he was emberassed of his shitty outfit.
juditta says – reply to this

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Re: scorpio_lady73 – not!
Niq the Skank! says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB – I DO!!! I DO!!!!
LettyB says – reply to this

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I AM FUCKING BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PeachyDawg says – reply to this

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GO DAWGS!!!!
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: Niq the Skank! – ONE AT A TTIME LADIES, WHERE'S ALICE!
Niq the Skank! says – reply to this

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Re: Spindoc – He's a GORP!!!!!!
Smells like chicken!!!
Melissa is always right. says – reply to this

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he's a washed up fat loser.
Niq the Skank! says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB – I'm first!!!
Alice is under my desk!!
njpaul0129 says – reply to this

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Tuesday - Country elects new President
Wednesday - Hussein and Congress announce new plan to take over 401k's
Thursday - Market Drops 346 points due to this.
Thanks Hussein Obama, Letty B, Sweetpiece, the guy with the skirt on, and liberal Congress.
New Bumper Sticker
1/20/12 - Hussein Obama's last day.
Yesss!!!
topper says – reply to this

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He has a coke nose.
frederica says – reply to this

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his jacket smells funny
magicsinthemakeup says – reply to this

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poor leo
Honky Donkey douche with Drano says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB –

Am I in the top 5 at least?

I'm bored too… Perez isn't working too hard…
Afed44 says – reply to this

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He thinks he's better than he is. I used to love him, he turned into a freak though.

Weird… I knew it was him just from the picture of him covering his face. I'm THAT good.
Afed44 says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB – I do! Me! I never got my lovin from before. I demand I get it this time!
ashleypaige says – reply to this

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that guy is his date, NOT his bodyguard!
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: njpaul0129 – YOU NEED TO DIE BUTT MUNCH!
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: Niq the Skank! – Re: Afed44 – Re: Honky Donkey douche with Drano – OK GIRLS THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!!!!!!!!!
rickftw says – reply to this

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Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see

Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
Occupent says – reply to this

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Re: njpaul0129 – yer such a dick
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Re: Niq the Skank! – SHHHHH! I love you LettyB!
fiona says – reply to this

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Leave Leo alone. There are plenty of desperate non working celebs who would kill for your camera being jammed up their nostrils. The pictures would sell better too.
njpaul0129 says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB – Don't worry about it honey you probably don't even have a 401k working at Burger King. Laters!!
Sugarmama says – reply to this

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if he didn't cover his face, he'd stun everyone with his beauty.
LettyB says – reply to this

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WTF!
jackie kay says – reply to this

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loooove leo, sexy sex face from sexytown.
luvyaP says – reply to this

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He is wasted!
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: njpaul0129 – I AM CANADIAN YOU DUMB FUCK! AND GAYS CAN GET MARRIED HERE AND OUR COUNTRY HASN'T FALLEN APART! IGNORAMUS! GO FUCK YOUR COUSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miss McGillicutty says – reply to this

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Re: PeachyDawg – I said the same thing!
jackie kay says – reply to this

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Re: rickftw – wtf! there is no escaping you,you rick-rolling mofo!!
mckenziej2 says – reply to this

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Leave him alone Perez. You are sooo just jealous!!!
Daystripper says – reply to this

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Im probably confused from workin the mornin shift today at the club, but why is he even relevant anymore? Whats he done worth watching since Titanic 18 years ago??? And its NOT just me…his ass has gotten bigger
njpaul0129 says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB – And you work at Burger King to right Letty. Go on admit it. It's ok to work there Schmoopie, eh!! Piece of shit Canadian bacon
CandyApple says – reply to this

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because he doesn't want his picture taken?
Rhi says – reply to this

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his rectum was teething and it upset him
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: njpaul0129 – YOU ARE SO STUPID YOU PROBABLY HAVE NEVER BEEN TO CANADA SO ANY OF MY JOKES BACK WOULD MKE NO SENSE TO YOU! YOU FUCKING BACKWARDS ASS LICKING BRAINWASHED SHEEP!
julietsmom says – reply to this

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…because he's gorgeous and can do what he wants, DUH!
slimmer_04 says – reply to this

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Re: njpaul0129 – not to stop your fight but is there a problem with people who work at burger king? i mean hell its a job right?
juditta says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB – team letty. gays can marry here in germany too. we have a women in the leading position. if we could have voted in the us, obama would be president with 90% of the votes. does all of this mean, that our country is going streight down to hell? hell no, NJPAUL. you´re probably one of those dumb ass americans we all hate down here in europe. because of people like you, the usa is were it is right now. deepdeep down. and because i still love the us, i wish you all the best and i am very pleased that so many of you were smart enough to vot for the right guy!!!!!! thanks to y´all.
Afed44 says – reply to this

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Re: slimmer_04 – Yes true, it is a job. Though, it's not really anything (I'm just guessing) that someone sits there when they are little and says … "I can't wait to grow up and be a burger flipper!". Unless, of course, they are white trash.
BrittLover says – reply to this

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……………………HE CAN!
angelikauri99 says – reply to this

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He is an imbecil! Seriously, he is an actor, he sells his image, and now he does this? I hate those kind of celebrity. They only uses the media when they are promoting a movie. People like he, Justin Timberlake, or Cameron Diaz are disgusting. If they hate paparazzi so much, they should stop acting and go live in a village or something. That stuff "i am a normal person" doesnt fit anymore. I dont know whats worse: them or fame whores like Lindsay Lohan and the Cruise (yes, because them uses Suri's cuteness to look more normal).
****MRS.JOSH*HOLLOWAY @>-----^----- says – reply to this

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WHY DID U PUT BABY DICK?…I'M SURE IT'S A GOOD SIZE
SophieJane says – reply to this

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He's always been an attention seeking diva. PATHETIC!
bluejay says – reply to this

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..he is full of himself.
Voguette says – reply to this

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i never liked him. he's a douche.
prettybaby says – reply to this

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he's trashed.
GIO says – reply to this

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HE'S A TURD AND IS SO FULL OF HIMSELF HE CANT BE BOTHERED!
Evil Woman says – reply to this

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HE'S A DOUCHE BAG…………………..
candyasslvr says – reply to this

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what a dumb fuck
tellin ya what I know says – reply to this

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he wants us to think he's more important than he is.
squidney says – reply to this

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because he can!
kikilisa says – reply to this

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He's hot!!!
Love Love Me says – reply to this

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… he's delusional enough to think girls across the globe will collectively swoon and pass out if they get a glimpse of his godlike face.
Karlitosway says – reply to this

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he loves the smell of his sucky jacket!
SwisKris says – reply to this

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Geekin' & freakin' on Cokate's fav thing. . . .
S123 says – reply to this

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Because he's wearing a Georgia cap and is ashamed, hahaha
piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this

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he loves to smell his own jizz breath.
bbk says – reply to this

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… because according to reports he partied with 4 leggy girls ( and some friends ) at a club in London. The girls left first ( with directions to his hotel ) and soon he followed. Maybe his `official girlfriend` doesn`t need to know about it?!
bbk says – reply to this

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… or about getting cozy with a brunette in Rome?
Pig_Nasty says – reply to this

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…..because he is walking past Perez Hilton's apartment, and the stink is overwhelming.
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rhilo says – reply to this

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he likes his own smell
Hmmmm says – reply to this

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HE CAN!!!!!!!!!!
leoforever says – reply to this

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He just doesn't want a 'made- up' headline that could come with a pic of him leaving a night club.

give him a break, he knows the price that comes with staying too much in the limelight. Yes, he just wants to use the limelight for good causes like promoting a green planet.
Tananana says – reply to this

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Re: Daystripper – whats he done since Titanic ? Are you kidding ? Are you an idiots idiot ?
He was niminated for 3 Oscars for starters !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tananana says – reply to this

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NOMINATED !!!! 3…..OSCARS !!
fidobarks9 says – reply to this

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cold sores all over lips
unreal to see in person
bad hygiene
Snickers says – reply to this

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Unlike the other fame whore douchebags you promote on this website (Speidi, etc.) Leo enjoys his privacy!! LEO ROCKS!!! He's coming back big time with "Revolutionary Road"!!! And I have read that he has anything but a baby dick!
JustSayin says – reply to this

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IS HE WEARING A GRAMBLING HAT?!?!?!?
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POSER!!!
susart says – reply to this

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HOT, TALENTED AND AN ENVIRONMENTALIST!!!!! And duh, he was tired and didn't want a flash in his face, who would!
susart says – reply to this

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Re: angelikauri99 –

YOU are the biggest Douche of all. You are so insanely jealous of his success that is is pathetic.
Blondie816 says – reply to this

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Notice his hat! Clearly he was still crying in his beer over last weekend when UGA was trounced by the terrible UF Gators. Hell we're all still crying over it!
BJT says – reply to this

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He was drunk and had blood shot eyes and his ass hole was hurting from being pounded by his body guard in the picture plus he is a douche bag and a fame whore that was shy that night.
Sleepwalker says – reply to this

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he discovered that his jacket smelled like ass.
Starryeyez says – reply to this

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he's trying to hide the fact that he put on 50 pounds and looks like a fat cow.