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Jessica A Genius?

Filed under: Film Flickers > Jessica Alba

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As we mentioned to you back in September, some idiots actually hired Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba to star in a new film.

Alba will star in An Invisible Sign Of My Own, which centers on a young woman, Mona Gray, who has retreated from the world and everyone around her and is completely consumed by numbers and math.

Things then begin to change after she becomes a second-grade math teacher.

Someone needs to get a new casting company though.

We doubt anyone will believe Alba is really a genius.

And just yesterday, Alba was spotted on set filming for the flick in Brooklyn.

Seriously, are they trying to make her seem "special"?

This isn't going to be like Rain Man is it?

[Photo via Getty Images.]

44 comments to “Jessica A Genius?”



  1. 1

    first?



  2. 2

    hate that bitch she looks so ugly without makeup!!



  3. 3

    Didn't Russell Crowe already make that movie?



  4. 4

    Get over yourself, Perez, you bitter old woman. She's got more talent than you'll ever accumulate, stealing other people's pictures and attacking teenage girls from behind a laptop.



  5. 5

    who cares about this beyotch…



  6. 6

    Aww, come on Perez.
    Leave the poor girl alone.
    She may not be that talented, but you don't have to be rude about it.



  7. 7

    Jessica playing a genius is like Prop 8 passing: VERY BELIEVABLE!
    THANK YOU CALIFORNIA!



  8. 8

    WE CALL OURSELVES ANONYMOUS
    WE ARE HACKERS ON STEROIDS
    WE TREAT THE WEB LIKE A VIDEO GAME



  9. 9

    WE CALL OURSELVES ANONYMOUS
    WE ARE HACKERS ON STEROIDS
    WE TREAT THE WEB LIKE A VIDEO GAME!!!



  10. 10

    FUCK YEAH SEAKING



  11. 11

    seriously, when was the last time she had a hit movie?? Exactly. They only cast her when they want to movie to TANK. She's poison. And Cash ain't the daddy!

  12. DREW says – reply to this


    12

    she fuckin hot !!



  13. 13

    An Invisible Sign of My Own is a novel by a great fiction writer Aimee Bender. The novel is smart and has a surrealistic quality to it, so I am a bit apprehensive as to how Jessica Alba or this movie in general will pull it off.



  14. 14

    Ooh… Perez, you pissed off anonymous… watch out for endless spamming



  15. 15

    .
    .
    I'D FIND HER PORTRAYAL OF SARAH PALIN TO BE QUITE BELIEVABLE CONVERSELY!
    .



  16. 16

    man these posts are going doown hill since the election is over. just not tryin too hard anymore huh P?



  17. 17

    Re: zandygurl8526
    No need to watch out, we're here ^__^
    But you sir, are an idiot!

    / /b/



  18. 18

    Re: Leona$ Gho$t – now, leona…..i thought you of all people would put any political bashing behind you once the election was over…..tsk tsk!



  19. 19

    WHERE IS RICK! WHERE IS RICK! WHERE IS RICK!

    GIVE THAT DAMN AWARD BACK OR ELSE



  20. 20

    YOU GAVE US UP AND YOU LET US DOWN

    RICK WOULD NEVER DO THAT



  21. 21

    Oh leave her alone Perez.



  22. 22

    ha, i agree jessica is a dumb girl with
    no talent, shit, lets bring her down !

  23. abbyq says – reply to this


    23

    This is going to be dumbest film ever, you can already tell by the cheesy, cliche plot. Ugh. But I guess I didn't even need to read the plot b/c Jessica Alba alone says it's going to suck.



  24. 24

    boooo



  25. 25

    She looks Rev Run's daughter Angela in this picture.



  26. 26

    Of course not! Rain Man was amazing! I love that movie dearly. :-)
    Jessica on the other hands . . . C'mon, why is she given all these stupid roles! ugh!



  27. 27

    Re: Wanna Milk Me?
    .
    .
    BUT DARLING, SARWHORE JUST WON'T GO AWAY–THE WAY
    SHE MUGGED FOR THE PHOTOGS AFTER FELLING MCCAIN'S CHANCE
    OF EVER BECOMING PRES LIKE PAUL BUNYUN WITH HIS MIGHTY
    AXE WHEN SHE LANDED IN ALASK-UH WAS JUST UNCONSCIONABLE!
    .
    WOULDN'T YOU AGREE?
    .



  28. 28

    doesnt really help if she never gets any roles that involve proper acting..
    maybe give her a chance.



  29. 29

    Re: Leona$ Gho$t – oh leona….let it be. please? just let it be. you got your wish! now let us all be proud americans and stand behind our new president elect……..there i said it.



  30. 30

    Perez get over yourself with your hate for Jessica already! We are so sick of hearing about it!!!!!!!!



  31. 31

    but she can talk to dolphins!and straighten her hair!yay her.peenius!

  32. MRSB says – reply to this


    32

    In elementary school, no teachers just teach one subject…there is no such thing as a second grade math teacher.



  33. 33

    Re: monkeyhateclean – no….he didnt…that's a different movie. i forget the name but it's not the same. but this seems like a girl knock off version



  34. 34

    Re: emmarose17 – hey you watch that! my sister's child looks like her and…my sisters child is freaking adorable!



  35. 35

    perez, the book was really good–you should read it… it is a pretty quick read! the girl is not really a genius or a rainman, she's just good at math and thinks in terms of numbers all the time. she knocks on wood all the time and has some other quirks, like she washes her mouth out with soap to make herself sick to get out of sexual situations with guys… i guess jessica alba isn't how i pictured the girl (especially because she's supposed to be 20 in the book), but it could be a good movie. i know i thought the book was really interesting, and i look forward to seeing how the movie turns out.



  36. 36

    Why don't you just try reading the book, PotatoHead?



  37. 37

    a world of math and numbers



  38. 38

    Wow, could she look any more like Phoebe Cates with those bangs?



  39. 39

    the thing i don't understand is how she always tried to play a white person. she need to get over the fact that she isn't white!!! I guess this goes back to the whole don't call me latina thing… girl you look more wet back then anyone i know.



  40. 40

    You know, I really liked Jessica Alba until she made that comment about not being Latina - that she's just American. That bothered me for a few different reasons, and now I just don't quite feel the same about her.



  41. 41

    Jessica Alba is quite the strange one but she's funny in "Good Luck Chuck." I guess cause it's funny to see a lovely looking person do stupid things



  42. 42

    I don't like Jessica Alba. I used to think she was really pretty but now I just think she is a snotty snoot. She is definetly not what I would call a good actress, I think she is more know for her looks then anything. But seriously, how did she get on the big screen, all of her movies suck.



  43. 43

    Oh c'mon! GHOST WRITER! Perez would rip this chick a bigger asshole!



  44. 44

    Love those piggle tails! Why is it she looks halfway interested in the camera now that she's not pregnant, and was so eager to get back to work? Why don't moms enjoy their kids when they're super rich?