Simon Swears Off Women
Filed under: Anglophilia > Simon Cowell
The United States elected a black man president.
California voted to ban gay marriage.
And Simon Cowell is…swearing off women.
Is he going to turn to men now???
Cowell must have really really liked ex-girlfriend Terri Seymour, because not only has he remained remarkably complimentary of her, but also gifted her $9 million, $4 million of which is to be used to purchase a house in Beverly Hills.
But, the American Idol nasty says that while he and Seymour remain friends, he is swearing off women.
"Don't worry about me. I don't need a lonely hearts ad. I'm off women now."
Awww! She must have broken his heart!
After six years together, she did the dirty deed over the phone.
And then Cowell gave her a small fortune.
What is the world coming to???
[Image via WENN.]
Well the good news for Simon is, if he starts dating men in Ca. they can't pressure him to get married.
…’cause his boobs are bigger than many womens…
I can't believe I actually miss stories about the Olsen twins. Gay / Politics / Brits… F me!
does that make me gay?
Remember, boycott all businesses that are owned or oporated by the Mormon (LDS) church. Additionally boycott all businesses that donated to the Yes on Prop 8 campaign. The mormon chruch owns radio stations, insurance comapnies etc… find them, and avoid them.
For a sec I thought it was Ric Flair with black hair.
It makes a decent change after all the mcartney/mills, madonna/ritchie crap.
Sounds to me like he's gay, and has given her some hush money. That's just my take.
He sucks his own dick like Andy27! In front of the mirror! Gross! That mirror needs a cleaning!
that'll last about a week. from what I read, he said he's married to his job and marriage and kids don't fit into it. He's seen to many marriage break up in celebrity land…
he also said being a celebrity is da bomb. maybe it's what he said above….dunno didn't read it…
wanted to hit my soapbox right away!!!
awww sweet! i knew he had a heart really!!!!!
Come on people, she got tired of being his beard and she milked some money off him
I hope that tail was worth it, what am I'm saying, ain't no tail worth that!
hmm i need a man like that!
Re: Major Dude – yup
This guy always looks like a sweaty, oily mess. He should be ashamed of himself with that pompous attitude. DEGREASE YOURSELF!!!
He's not gifting her anything - it's called Palimony.
She was with him for 6 years - so she gets a payout.
No lawyers and no tell-all books from her.
He has a thing for Ruth Lorenzo from the X-factor. Not only he flirts with her with his eyes and with his mouth, but he also said about her "She's all woman", and "She's a REAL woman". I think for him she's the improved version of Terri Seymour.
who knew he had a heart and real feelings lol
you know you want him FUCKER PEREZ!
She Joe Jonas'ed him!
He needs to swear off that haircut. It makes his head look really square.
Re: sweetpiece – HAHAHAHAHA!
I never liked Simon because I thought he was mean but it turns out he's a class act.
Re: HiHater – that's SHUT THE FUCK UP money. no class act there
I would look fantastic with that money that he got and he still look like slub, amazing!
She earned that money! 6 years of being together oh hell yeah she earned that.
I think he is gay and he paid her 9 million dollars to keep her mouth shut about it.
Don't blame her one bit, if she wants children and he won't give them to her, move right along! That's a big life decision to disagree on in a relationship. You can't compromise that one!
Am I the only one who thought of that girl who was like "He broke my heart so I'm done with men, I won't say I'm in love" or whatever in Disney's Hercules after reading this?
Sounds to me like it is money for her not to write a Tell-All biography of the freaky-deaky stuff he liked to do to her.
Hmmmm….at first I thought, wow what a great guy. Now after I'm reading the comments, yep, hush money….don't tell them about the pony play, the whips and how I dress up in your bras! Here's 9 mil honey.
THE DUDE IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE A HOMO…CAN WE SAY COVER UP GIRLFRIEND? HIM & RYAN NEED TO SETTLE DOWN AND ADOPT A CHILD FROM MALAWI
haha @ spindoc
Simon is gross, manboobs just make it worse. It sounds like he is paying off his ex because she knows something about him. I think he likes men….I always have, he just seems to show more interest in the male contestants on American Idol.
whats wrong with hearing about brits? thats well rude majordude!
Uhh if you read an earlier article, he doesn't want to get married. His work is his life, apparently, and that's the way he wants it to be. Leave him alone with the whole gay thing - with all this "no on prop 8" thing going around, I'd at least expect the supporters of the prop to be more sensitive about throwing the gay label around.