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Miley To Ruin Your Holidays

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We love the holidays.

Halloween, Christmas, and New Years Eve are always fun.

But Thanksgiving is the best because there's no dressing up or gift-giving required. It's all about spending time with your family and friends and giving thanks for all you have. But this Thanksgiving is about to get ruined.

It's a tradition of many people to watch the annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Though this year we think there might be a sharp decline in viewership.

Turns out the parade is going to be taken over by tweens and has-beens.

And set to perform this year will be Disney slut Miley Cyrus and American Idol reject David Archuleta.

Others scheduled to perform include: The Cheetah Girls, Kristin Chenoweth, Trace Adkins, James Taylor, and Darius Rucker.

What, was Raven Symone all booked?

The parade will take place on Thursday, November 27th and will air on NBC.

Besides, the best part of the parade will always be the floats.

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  1. 1

    team miley! :)



  2. 2

    PEREZ YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD CALLING THIS YOUNG WOMAN A SLUT! YOU ARE A FUCKING MANWHORE!!!!!!!!!!



  3. 3

    Perez is just a jealous F A G G O T !!!!!



  4. 4

    her DSL need to go away



  5. 5

    Re: blndemoment01 – NICE BOOBS, YOU' RE FIRST!!!!!!!!



  6. 6

    her DSL need to go away!!!!



  7. 7

    Re: LettyB – He can only be a manwhore if someone….ANYONE would fuck him!!!
    RUN TEDDY!!!!

  8. D-Bag says – reply to this


    8

    I read somewhere that Miley will be riding on top of a huge cock float and "singing" with her 80-year-old smoker's voice.



  9. 9

    I give Miley three years before she's knocked up.



  10. 10

    *YAWN!*



  11. 11

    Re: blndemoment01 – ya ready for us? lather up sista……



  12. 12

    I watch the parade for the balloons, rockettes, and broadway scenes. Teens and tweens can stay home or I need a new parade!



  13. 13

    Give the Girl a break for Christ sake, whats your talent apart fron writing about the talent!!!



  14. 14

    I never watched the parade, but now that Miley is going to perform I am definatly going to tune in! The parade needs big names like Miley to attract
    more viewers and she is definatly the person to do it! Woooooooo hoooo



  15. 15

    She could buy and sell your ugly, jealous ass, Perez!!



  16. 16

    David Archuleta is not a reject!!!



  17. 17

    Raven will be there, she one of the ballons now.



  18. 18

    Re: Synthia21 – One day, you are going to get your ass kicked, You have made fun of Adam Sandler baby, Rumor Willis, etc…. you are a vicious queen that owes your "fame" to the very people you make fun of.



  19. 19

    he posted it again.. LMAO.. i thought he loved her. what a loser.



  20. 20

    I smell a BOMB!



  21. 21

    Re: WILDHEART – how the hell have you NEVER seen this parade?? it's on like EVERY year.. it's the biggest parade in the world… wow..



  22. 22

    Why don't you lay off a little bit? It just gets a bit annoying after a while.



  23. 23

    the Macy's thanksgiving parade hasn't been worth watching in years. i'd rather go in person to the parade in atlanta.



  24. 24

    I wish i had her moolah!!!



  25. 25

    Re: FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED! – Want you? Always!



  26. 26

    Pathetic…picking on a teen girl. Is your self-esteem really that low?



  27. 27

    jelous much PEREZ??? Yea he wants to have a VAG… I was born with mine!!!!
    If you weren't BORN with it. that's a sign from GOD that your not supposed to have the other one.



  28. 28

    Re: LettyB
    but letty, you know that she's on her way to slutville, u.s.a.
    hehehe
    morning fukard and bitches.haha



  29. 29

    What's wrong with Kristen Chenoweth?!



  30. 30

    well maybe she on her way to slutville or w/e you called it. but does anyone remember when she did that "naked" photoshoot a few months ago??? after, she regreted doing it. so we'll see.



  31. 31

    blergh Miley isn't exactly known for great vocals.

    Archuleta has a good voice though, I'm looking forward to watching him.



  32. 32

    Re: Niq the Skank!

    ooooooooooooh ur so right
    LOL



  33. 33

    why is the bitch always doing the peace sign .. fuckin kid



  34. 34

    The only good thing about the Macy's parade is all the Broadway performances at the beginning. After they're done i turn on ABC.



  35. 35

    Perez yur sooooooooooooo low
    don't u have anything else to do than pick on celebs
    its not sooooooo hard to say something nice…



  36. 36

    Re: Niq the Skank!

    buy yes… sell no, no one would want to buy his fat ass



  37. 37

    Clearly they aren't that desperate for talent - they haven't so low as to ask your fat ass to appear!

    Keep picking on the teen girl. The law suit is building momentum.

    And if second place equates to reject, what the hell are you?



  38. 38

    Kristin Chenoweth isn't a hasbeen!!! She's PHENOM!!!!



  39. 39

    the macy's parade, one of the great symbols of thanksgiving, always has c list or lower celebrities. need some entertainment to make the parade longer, so they throw in lipsynching, dancing. don't need more people along the parade routhe, it is filled up. people love looking at the bands, and especially the floats and of course, santa at the end. I don't ever recall anyone saying they tuned in the parade to see one of the american idols, pop stars from the 70's 80's etc lip synching. besides, they only have like a minute or two airtime.



  40. 40

    It doesn't matter whether you're homosexual or not Perez, because it is not an excuse to go around picking on girls half your age (literally). And you worship other 'tween' stars. And more people will probably watch it because she is singing, such as me.



  41. 41

    we do have SOMETHING to look forward to… Idina Menzel is set to perform on a float! YAY!



  42. 42

    give me a freaking break. leave her alone already. again…she is just a fucking 15 year old girl that you are jealous of. she is a huge name in the industry, and millions of people are going to tune in to see her. i am not a fan….couldn't care less if she's on the thing or not, but her movies and concerts sell out. kids love her, and even though the parade is for young and old alike, kids love that parade, so bravo to macy's for getting her to do it. i wonder if one day you will finally wake up and realize that you are no better then the people you make fun of…you're actually worse, as you are the biggest fame whore of them all. leave the 15 year old alone.



  43. 43

    Re: harrybalsac – for whatever reason, i am not feeling my new name and avatar.



  44. 44

    Hey Perez! Raven Simone is a Cheetah Girl :P



  45. 45

    Re: PIGezHIVton – thank you I'm glad someone else sees my point too.



  46. 46

    Re: ilyu17 – Ya, I guess I am not much into parades, but now that Miley is going to perform they are going to get one more viewer!!
    Miley is going to rock it out!! Good times!



  47. 47

    Even I think shes the sluttyst jailbait around.

    and she LOVES it. why else does a girl pose seminaked for old men?
    nope. dont feel bad for this one! she enjoys having the media talk about her dating a Gay model who is way older than her.



  48. 48

    Re: PIGezHIVton – Oh my lord.. i feel so horrible for you. no friends. no life. you're not in school ?

    you're on perez alllllllll day.



  49. 49

    what the crap perez, david archuletta is not an idol reject, he was freaking runner up! awwww archieeee



  50. 50

    Re: PIGezHIVton – If he is scum then why give his site more watches. i mean you're helping him in the long run.

    hes laughing his ass to the bank.



  51. 51

    Hopefully skanky Miley will wear tight white pants that shows her cameltoe and ass.



  52. 52

    not a fan….



  53. 53

    why is she a slut again?



  54. 54

    Team MILEY!Team MILEY!Team MILEY!Team MILEY!Team MILEY!
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    Team MILEY!Team MILEY!Team MILEY!Team MILEY!Team MILEY!



  55. 55

    perez,
    i love you,
    but david archuleta is NOT a reject
    you wanna see a reject,
    go look at yourself in a mirror
    no one chirps my david



  56. 56

    Almost all serial killers are GAY momma's boys who hate successful and or beautiful women. They are also usually losers. FIT A PROFILE MUCH PEEEEREZ



  57. 57

    Isn't Raven Symone a member of the Cheetah Girls?

  58. D-Bag says – reply to this


    58

    Miley's been finger-banged more times than a bowling ball.

  59. ughh says – reply to this


    59

    i'm for sure going to watch now, i love miley :) she's so cute
    ps-did taylor and joe break up because miley's bf was in taylor's video? just a thought



  60. 60

    there is something SOOOOO wrong with her face….mini baby teeth, dsl lips; wierd squinty eyes with too much make-up; horse hair……it's like, she's 10 and 30 years old at the same time! creeeeeeepy =/

    I'll be watching the parade on MUTE this year.



  61. 61

    wow perez you are a fucking idiot. james taylor is a music legend and NOT a hasbeen. your such a fat stupid ugly peice of shit sometimes



  62. 62

    Seems like Miley is going to be the only good one performing there…suck on that you ass crack!



  63. 63

    Yo P, this OCD with Miley is truly mondo beyondo. You need to get checked in to your nearest psych ward for some seriously overdue therapy.



  64. 64

    James Taylor is not a 'has been' — he's a legend.



  65. 65

    Re: PIGezHIVton – AGREE WITH YOU 100%— AND IVE NEVER BEEN TO A MACYS PARADE BUT NOW THAT MILEY AND ARCHULETA ARE GOING, IM THERE!!!



  66. 66

    perez… james taylor a has been??!! i thought you were better than that. He is the original JT and is still just as amazing as ever



  67. 67

    While yes the Cheetah girl suck major booty - Kristen Chenowith, Trace and James Taylor are NOT hasbeens. Also, Darius Rucker has gone solo and has one of the hottest country albums out right now. And yes, Miley needs to be destroyed as do her fame seeking whores known as her parents.



  68. 68

    OMG! HYPOCRISY AT ITS GREATEST! "Turns out the parade is going to be taken over by tweens and has-beens." Ok, you are fucking in love with the Jo-Ho's and those two other Disney whores that hate Miley. So WTF are you bitching about? If it was the Jo-Ho's and those two other little skanks you would so not be bitching. You would be rubbing it in Miley's face. Yeah, it sucks ass that these turds are going to ruin the parade, but you should be the last complaining because you are the one who is in love with the Disney tween stars.



  69. 69

    I REALLY CAN'T STAND ANYMORE OF THIS
    STUPID
    STUPID
    SLUTTT!!!!!!
    .
    GO TO HELL MILEY



  70. 70

    ALL DISNEY TWEENS SUCK
    .
    INCLUDING SLUTTY CYRUS AND THAT SELENA BITCH PEREZ!!!!
    .
    ALL DISNEY TWEENS SUCK
    .
    INCLUDING SLUTTY CYRUS AND THAT SELENA BITCH PEREZ!!!!
    .
    ALL DISNEY TWEENS SUCK
    .
    INCLUDING SLUTTY CYRUS AND THAT SELENA BITCH PEREZ!!!!
    .
    ALL DISNEY TWEENS SUCK
    .
    INCLUDING SLUTTY CYRUS AND THAT SELENA BITCH PEREZ!!!!
    .
    ALL DISNEY TWEENS SUCK
    .
    INCLUDING SLUTTY CYRUS AND THAT SELENA BITCH PEREZ!!!!
    .
    BUT MILEY MORE…COZ SHES A WHORE :)
    -
    check out that poetry :-p



  71. 71

    my holidays are ruined just by looking at her slutty face



  72. 72

    WHOA. WHOA, PEREZ. I think we can all agree that Kristin Chenoweth is amazingly talented and shouldn't be grouped in with THOSE people. She will be the highlight of the parade.



  73. 73

    Re: sharpaiy – more like now that miley's there FUCK IT IM DEFFO NOT GOING!….get a life man…..getting excited over a 16 yr old whore



  74. 74

    ReRe: PIGezHIVton – PIGezHIVton

    Even if He's on americas most wanted, no one will want his pedophile ass. Oh yes thats anothe profile Peeeerez fits



  75. 75

    Why the hell is Kristin Chenoweth with those teeny boppers?
    ugh I do NOT want to see Miley on Thanksgiving Day.



  76. 76

    miley sucks!

    but james taylor and david archuleta are great… don't talk shit about them perezzz



  77. 77

    fine, okay i agree that miley and the cheetah girls arent great performers
    but excuse me..
    kristin chenoweth made Wicked what it is today (ever heard of the broadway show?) and james taylor is an amazing song writer and has achieved amazing things. so dont lump them in with the rest of them.



  78. 78

    Re: Serial killer Perez

    Anyone here remember Deliverance? Peeeerez will also squeal like a pig when Billy Ray catches up to him and pummels his fat ass. Or when the Feds catch up to him for the lewd drawings on photos of minor girls.



  79. 79

    Ew Miley. Yay David Archuleta.



  80. 80

    haha, perez you make me laugh with your hatred towards her.



  81. 81

    Make fun of all the others, just don't call little David Archuleta a reject.
    .
    And for all you Perez bashers……..if you don't like Perez, don't read his blog!



  82. 82

    Hey now, no dissing on the Chenoweth =(



  83. 83

    David Archuleta is not a reject. His sing 'Crush' is awesome!!



  84. 84

    I read on yahoo that she's SUPPOSED to be getting a Hannah Montana FLOAT!!!! I hope it's not true, but it probably is.



  85. 85

    Perez, I read your blog everyday and I love ya but David Archuleta isn't a reject. I remember you shipped for him at the beginning of American Idol.



  86. 86

    wow im suprised those famewhores called jonas brothers arent going to perform

    macy probably couldnt afford their booking fee

    hahaha



  87. 87

    Actually, it's funny to see Miley begging for attention now. She's gone this year from the hottest ticket in show business to almost an also ran. I guess acting like a dumb ass whore doesn't pay so well, does it Miley?
    Hey Miley, I have a birthday party coming up, do you want to sing?
    (just kidding, I would not want that mo fugly beaver near my party)



  88. 88

    Perez, good to see you still bashing Miley - I was afraid Miley was going to put her tongue up your ass at the Europe VMA's yesterday, and now she would be your new BFF.



  89. 89

    Re: Vince will Shamwow your ass – she already it but she had an abortion



  90. 90

    ewwww!!!!!!!!! that just ruined thanksgiving for me!!! i will barf up my turkey when miley sings and the only good person performing on that list is david archuleta



  91. 91

    hey now don't diss Kristin Chenoworth!! I Love her!



  92. 92

    Will Miley be allowed near the large blow up baloons?
    It could get ugly if Miley tries to give a 60 foot Superman a blow job.



  93. 93

    Im not so sure if I should believe she's having sex. I REALLY hope that she's not. She should be a good role model for all those little girls out there who look up to her… I hope she's not really going downhill…. If she is, she's going to be on my "bad rolemodle" list.



  94. 94

    Funny Miley Cyrus comment on 'Kath & Kim' last night;
    Selma Blair is dressed like a total whore and her mom says "you look like Miley Cyrus".
    Pop culture reference obvious: Miley=Whore



  95. 95

    Thats not the line up Perez.



  96. 96

    Miley is great I look forward to seeing her.



  97. 97

    Ramone Simone *is* in Cheetah Girls. Just sayin.



  98. 98

    hey perez did you call your sister a sl@t when she was fifteen??



  99. 99

    Re: Productboy – Why do you fail at every comment you post? You suck ASS. Dumb cocksuker. Miley is one of the most famous people in the WORLD. And all you can do is sit behing your PC and hate. How hilarious.



  100. 100

    Perez, you need to leave Miley the fuck alone. Just because your jealous and want to be her doesnt mean that you can go around calling her a slut. Wtf did she ever do to you besides confront you about calling her a slut? Not a damn thing. Shes not a slut. Shes 16 for God's sake. And just because shes a celebrity doesnt mean shes perfect. Mileys a teenager and shes gonna do stuff with guys. Who cares? Do you really expect a 16 yearold to be a virgin these days? No. Most of my friends my age [13] arent even virgins! That dont mean theyre fucking sluts though. And no one calls them sluts either.

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