Papa Joe Can't Wait To Pimp Out The Next Cash Cow Calf
Dadager Joe Simpson is speaking out to the media about his daughter and mom-to-be Ashlee Simpson being all grown up.
Simpson says, "The day she found out she was pregnant, she became a woman."
He adds, "She's concerned about what she eats and how she prepares for the child and [details like], is the baby's room 'green' enough? It's a transformation you never expect as a parent – you pray for it, but never expect it. She's ready for this baby!"
Good to know. And what about Pete Wentz?
Joe reveals, "Pete is the king of details, so he wants to make sure the baby's room is just right – the right colors, the right sheets, the right look. He's a great parent."
He also talks about Jessica Simpson wanting to be an aunt soon. In fact, he's trying to keep her performing instead of heading back to be with Ashlee.
He says, "I'm trying to keep her out there until the baby's born. I have a couple of other dates I need her to play!"
Good job at making her seem like she's excited to be an aunt. Maybe she's just tired of "working" at concerts.
As for Joe, the 50 year-old says "I am too young to be a grandpa! But I am excited."
And as for the baby name, guess they're having a boy. Pappa Joe hints, "I'm not allowed to give any hints. I can tell you it's not Joe. I wished, I tried, but it didn't work."
[Image via Nikki Nelson/WENN.]
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…that's one huge face!
…not that there's anything wrong with it!
Give up Gramps.
…I'd slap him if given the chance!
He is like Assley's twin…
Am I the only lazy bum who is not reading the long posts?!?!?
wow!
…"The day she found out she was pregnant she became a woman." You dumb fuck. She was apparently a 'woman' prior to being pregnant. Shut up and go away…
As for Joe, the 50 year-old says "I am too young to be a grandpa! But I am excited."
So was I, it's a wierd day when you find your kid's a freak.
Creepy old man…
Re: Not All The Same – THANKS FOR THAT FUCKTARD! AND I WANT TO SAY THAT I DO NOT REPRESENT ALL CANADIANS WITH MY DISGUDTING TWISTED COMMENTS! BUT THIS IS PEREZ YOU DUMB FUCK WHAT DO YOU EXPECT!
Re: LettyB – DISGUSTING*
Papa Joe comes up with the dumbest shit to send out to the media just to get his daughters mentioned.
And he's totally going to hell. Hee, hee.
Re: Not All The Same – Are you goin' to wash my keyboard out with soap?
That was right after he fucked her up the ass?
That's their families tradition of 'womanhood' from what I heard…
Re: Not All The Same – How do you feel about Prop.8 ?
Re: harrybalsac – Re: LettyB – Re: Honky Donkey douche with Drano – Re: karencarpenter – Y'all are some extremists. LOL
Oh, HELL! This is why I shouldn't be at the computer today. I comment on all the bullshyt.
I hate, hate, hate, when people get all overly anal over their new baby. Yes, some analness is required, but is the room green enough? Are you fukking kidding me? LMAO. No matter what you do to make your baby safe, smart, healthy, or lovely, they will never turn out the way YOU Want them to. They will always end up doing what THEY want to do as they grow. They will disrespect, lie, cheat, steal, do drugs, get preg., have abortions,fail college, rape, murder, turn psycho, have car accidents, become suicide-uni-bombers, child molester, church people and or rock stars. Just live, folks. Stop being so anal. Do you think cavemen worried if the grass was green enough to lay their new baby on when she pushed him out w/ no drugs? FUKK! Worry about if the earth will even ramain green enough for your growing child who will inherit all of this bullshyt.
Good parents? Or designers of a nursery… sounds like the latter to me….. I hate this old fuck.
Re: Not All The Same – That's a long post!!!! Can you say it in less words so I can read it???????
Damn. Obama already set clock to Colored People's Time…
Re: Not All The Same – It must suck having to go through life being an ignorant moron.
Re: Not All The Same – If it makes ya feel better, I'll wash before I tea-bag ya again.
Re: Not All The Same –
The more you talk the more i'm convinced you're sitting at a pulpit preaching dreaming of what little boys you'd like to fuck up the ass!
Re: Melissa is always right. –
I'ts because i've got a naughty mouth….
Re: Not All The Same – NJPAUL IS THAT YOU!
Re: Melissa is always right. – YAH REALLY EXTREME!!!!!!!! LOL!
How can he say Pete's a great parent, just because he's picked out some sheets.
picking the right sheets and colors for the baby's room is what makes a great parent? huh.
I'm sorry, but how the f*** does having the right color on the nursery walls make a person a "ready" for having a baby?
Oh, yah, because making sure your baby has the right color sheets makes you a really good parent! Bingo, dummy
Re: Not All The Same – YOU FUCKASS! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON HERE?
This man is stupid and Pee Wentz is gay. He admits he has been with guys, just no butt action. DL bullshit.
Ashlee became a woman the day he popped her cherry. Of course he did it from behind so he wouldn't have to see her huge beak.
so he's saying you're a good parent if u know the right colors to pick out for your child's room???!!! douche. i'll see him and his grandchild in rehab.
Re: Not All The Same – fuck u u fuckface
Pete Wentz and Rumer Willis oughtta get together and have some kids with some really big jaws. And they could have an open marriage and date members of their own sex on the side.
Re: Penelope Palin – You know what, I'm black,and I don't like you…but that shyt ws funny. I so agree. I was like "why is he not on yet, damn, he's working on CP time already? lmao"
He is so creepy!!!!!!!!!! I can never picture my dad saying "The day you became pregnant you became a woman" Creepy creepy weirdo!!!!!!!!!!!
Pappa Joe looks bloated in this photo. He needs to watch his sodium levels. I can easily picture his as a Grandpa to Baby Boy Wentz.
I bet that isn't how he reacted when he found out she was pregnant - she was NOT married at the time and her dad is(was) a preacher - big no, no
pete lewis kingston wentz iv
Pete Wenz is a good parent because he's a good decorator . . . ?
Yeah, that's how it works.
too young? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
well, since Pete Wentz's full name is Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III, i can only assume his son will be the 4th.
Pop this baby out already!!! I thought she was due late Oct. am I wrong? I find myself looking on the internet everyday to see if baby sellout Simpson-wentz has arrived!!!
hes such a perv
This idiot repeatedly crosses "normal-parent" line. His bizarre obsession with Jessica's breasts was first and now he's defining when his other daughter "becomes a woman". This is really, really creepy stuff coming the father. He's too controling to realize the big psychological damage he's doing to these two poor girls.
He's six years younger than me, but he looks like he's in his late 30's. Say all you want, I think he's hot.
Is it just me, or is Pete in the closet? he wants the 'right look' for the room? that seems a bit odd–right sheets and colors? again–very unusual straight dad behaviour
someone looks FAT and it's not jess for once
>>>>>>>PIG