Steve Carell To Star In A Movie About Beaver
Filed under: Film Flickers > Steve Carell
So one of the hottest scripts floating around the Hollywood movie market is about a beaver.
No, it's not a porn.
It's a "whimsical" movie about a man who walks around with a beaver puppet on his hand (Heehee!) that is being described as a mix between Being John Malkovich and Lars and the Real Girl. Anonymous Content - who picked up the script by first-timer Kyle Killen - has Steve Carell attached to the script.
Though many studios are interested, Anonymous is holding out until they have a director attached as well.
What's next? A Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood movie?
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: November 7, 2008 at 3:42 pm
yayy!
another flop!
are they casting Miley Cyrus for the beaver part???????
I just want anyone who is reading this to know that not all people in the U.S. are as malicious, petty, unbalanced and superficial as most of the people who work for PerezHilton.com or who post comments on their site. I read some of the nasty blogs and comments about celebrities and it never fails to amaze me the hateful and disgusting comments people make. I just want everyone to know that most of the U.S. is not this angry and unbalanced. It's just a small fraction of people here who are most likely high on drugs when they write this stuff. I don't know how else to explain it because happy and sane people do not think, feel, talk or write the way many of these insane extremists do on this and many other tabloid sites.
These tabloid sites are a breeding ground for extremism because it give these kind of people an outlet to project their own self-hatred, paranoia and lack of self respect toward innocent celebs. Tabloid sites are a meeting place for like-minded mentally unbalanced people who have nothing better to do than tear into celebrities they don't know. It's very sad that anyone out there is like this. Just realize most of us are not so please don't judge us by the angry vocal minority. Most Americans are nothing like them and we are all amazed that anyone is.
I like beaver.
I GOT A NICE FAT CANADIAN BEAVER MYSELF!!!!
don't diss mr. rodgers, perez!
Re: BIG DICK DADDY – HAHAHAHAHA!
I made a movie with my fist in a beaver once.
Re: LettyB – And I'm going to trap it!
I just want anyone who is reading this to know that not all people in the U.S. are as malicious, petty, unbalanced and superficial as most of the people who work for PerezHilton.com or who post comments on their site. I read some of the nasty blogs and comments about celebrities and it never fails to amaze me the hateful and disgusting comments people make. I just want everyone to know that most of the U.S. is not this angry and unbalanced. It's just a small fraction of people here who are most likely high on drugs when they write this stuff. I don't know how else to explain it because happy and sane people do not think, feel, talk or write the way many of these insane extremists do on this and many other tabloid sites.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Re: harrybalsac – IT'S NOT EASY TO CATCH YOU KNOW!
What movie people is this quoted from:
"Nice Beaver!"
"Thanks! I just got it stuffed!"
I feel better with the disclaimer, less of an asshole.
These tabloid sites are a breeding ground for extremism because it give these kind of people an outlet to project their own self-hatred, paranoia and lack of self respect toward innocent celebs. Tabloid sites are a meeting place for like-minded mentally unbalanced people who have nothing better to do than tear into celebrities they don't know. It's very sad that anyone out there is like this. Just realize most of us are not so please don't judge us by the angry vocal minority. Most Americans are nothing like them and we are all amazed that anyone is.
LOL!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Re: LettyB – Re: BIG DICK DADDY –
hahahaha!!!!!
maybe if we're really nice to him/her/it then they'll go preach on TMZ or somewheres else….
I don't know about anyone else, but I would personally LOVE a movie version of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood.
Re: Honky Donkey douche with Drano – Naked Gun
Re: Honky Donkey douche with Drano – NATIONAL LAMPOONS VACATION MOVIES????
BUT LIKE A WISE ASS ONCE REMARKED:
These tabloid sites are a breeding ground for extremism because it give these kind of people an outlet to project their own self-hatred, paranoia and lack of self respect toward innocent celebs. Tabloid sites are a meeting place for like-minded mentally unbalanced people who have nothing better to do than tear into celebrities they don't know. It's very sad that anyone out there is like this. Just realize most of us are not so please don't judge us by the angry vocal minority. Most Americans are nothing like them and we are all amazed that anyone is.
Re: harrybalsac – I THINK YOUR RIGHT!
Re: Taren – HAHAHAHAHA! YOU'RE JOKING I HOPE!
whoa. if it's going to be a mix between being john malkovich and lars and the real girls then it's going to be a pretty freak movie.
READ THE MUTHERFUCKIN" DISCLAIMER OR I WILL FUCK YOU UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: harrybalsac –
Excellent! I love Leslie Nielson in all movies from "Airplane!" to "Scary Movie 4"
"you're excited? You should feel my nipples!"
Re: SweetPat – lol
Re: harrybalsac – I'm making my own movie about beaver too. About how mine gets intensely pounded by a younger man. I'm just sick, malicious, petty and unbalanced like that. Not like most Americans.
WHERE'S MY ALICE! I THINK SHE IS MAD AT ME!!!!!
Here's another quote from a great movie:
"when those boys get the syrup in them, they get all antsy in the pantsy"….
that beaver in the picture looks like Letty B when he came out of his momma's vajajay, but prettier
Re: Melissa is always right. – WOW CAN I BE IN THAT MOVIE! I GOT A GREAT CANADIAN BEAVER!!!!!
Re: NickJonasIsMyMan – I AM A SHE AND YOU COULDN'T HANDLE MY BEAVER!!!!!!
My friends keep hope alive. 1/20/12 is only 4 short years away. Send this bum Hussein Obama back to the streets of Chicago.
Re: LettyB – ABSOLUTELY. We need global beavers in order for it to be an international hit.
Re: harrybalsac – Whata say we fuck all d's HO's ?
Re: LettyB – Alice spanked my filthy whore ass earlier.
ALMOST HOME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!
Re: The Warden – AH HA HA HA HA !!!!
Re: LettyB – Re: Honky Donkey douche with Drano – Re: Melissa is always right. – Later all my Love Muffins!!!!
Re: njpaul0129 – LICK MY BEAVER BITCH!!!!!!!
Re: harrybalsac – UNTIL NEXT TIME!!!
Re: njpaul0129 – DROP IT. for reals. you are only initiating hate onto yourself. Didn't you read the Big Dick Daddy posts?
Re: njpaul0129 – I need to kick that tiny dick of yours!!!
Re: njpaul0129 – What is 1/20/12??
I HAVE A FEW GOOD MOVIE IDEAS!!!
Re: harrybalsac – lates baby
BOO!
Re: Starbella – SO WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
Re: LettyB – post 31- Hahahahahahahahahaha……I can dig some nice Canadian beaver. Sounds finger licking good. Oh yeah…..
Ward, don't you think you've been a little rough on the beaver?
I AM OUT MY PEEPS! ALICE I LOVE YOU AND SO DOES MY CANADIAN BEAVER!!!!!!!!!!
Re: LettyB – Yeah buddy! Later honey bunch!
Re: BIG DICK DADDY – Re: LettyB – Re: BIG DICK DADDY
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh shit, that was funny
Re: SweetPat – YOU BEAT ME TO IT!
YES, MILEY WILL BE THE 'MO FUGLY BEAVER'.
Just hope your beaver doesn't turn out to be a porcupine.
sort of like dewey cocks and that porn buddy movie eh? Just put it all out there, no irony at ALL
Sounds interesting, I love Lars and the Real Girl!
lmao he looks like ellen degeneres in that picture
It cracks me up to see the hate for anyone famous or not on here.Obama Won! WOOOOO HOOOOOOO! Go Perez! You've been a big help! Ha Ha ha! CTFU!
steve carrell has my birthday!!!
haha….hes funny