Don't Piss On Our Leg And Tell Us It's Raining!
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Talk about being wasted.
New Jersey councilman Steven Lipski was got so drunk at a concert this past weekend that he….urinated all over a crowd of concertgoers.
For reals!!!!!
This past Friday, Lipski went to a Washington, D.C. nightclub to watch the Grateful Dead perform.
However, turns out he was so intoxicated that he proceeded to pee on the concertgoers from his balcony spot at the club.
EWWW!!!!!
Lipski was arrested and charged with simple assault. However, the peepee king has decided to stay mum about the incident.
He said in one recent interview yesterday, "I've resolved not to touch alcohol again."
And added in another interview that the incident was "deeply humiliating, very embarrassing, and troubling."
Even more troubling, the 44 year-old has decided not to admit to the peeing stunt.
He did say, "I can't comment on that. I'm going to continue to do all the good things, and I'm not going to let this overshadow me."
A source adds, "I spoke to one of his contributors this morning, and he's denying the whole thing. He's telling people he spilled a drink. It's ridiculous. He's already said he's not resigning. He's telling people that."
Too bad that Lipski was spotted by one of the club's staffers relieving himself at 9:50pm from the club's balcony.
Shady politicians!
Fuckin' Classy in Jersey ain't they?
this guy pissed on my assistant Sam once too!
Another embarrassing politician from my state. Ugh. Vote him out Jersey City!
hahaha……i got my feet pissed on at a clapton show once!!!
Not admit or can't remember? Dipstickski! Ain't The Dead been over for years now?
Jerry Garcia would not approve!
Classiness at it's finest
Hey Perez, why don't you have any stories on Jack Klugman?
DIrtY MAN ! ! !
Hahahahaha…awesome…..
What's so unusual about this
Politician pisses on some voters and then denies it
SNAPU
HAHAHA! HE PULLED AN R.KELLY!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: _Alice_ – You know what else is awesome? U ridin' this!
Re: mamajud – hahaha…poor mamajud! Did you kick his ass?
damn, he was wasted! LMAO
im going to piss on you . DRIP DRIP DRIP
r kelley mofo
haha peed on some hippies, thats classic right there
Re: harrybalsac – I'd rather do something else to you;)
WHOOAH!
Re: Quincy – super Q…..they don't make 'em like you anymore
Re: _Alice_ – CHEATER!!!!!!!!!
And then he yelled"I'm R.Kelly bitch!"
Hey Stupid… The Grateful Dead haven't existed for years! It was a Grateful Dead tribute band you moron!
It wasn't the Grateful Dead. It was Dark Star Orchestra, a Dead cover band.
Gotta love the 9:30 Club…
"New Jersey councilman Steven Lipski was got so drunk at a concert this past weekend that he…."
-Lipski GOT so drunk…
grammar check n e 1?
Re: _Alice_ – it was soo nasty……the boys i was with made sure he was shown the door
I'm from Dirty Jersey, and to set it straight, it was a Grateful Dead Cover band, not the Grateful Dead!! Still love ya though Perez!!!
Thats FUNNY!
Re: LettyB – How about you join in. Good times!
Re: _Alice_ – Oh my, Letty is jealous now!! hehe! I never get invited to ride anything here.
I'm so sad now!! LOL
Just and FYI: It wasn't a Gratefuld Dead show. It was a Dark Star Orchestra show. They are a GD cover band that's been around for many years. It's kind of creepy and makes this story even more funny.
It was not a Grateful Dead show. It was a Ratdog show. Ratdog is Bob Weir of the Dead. I was at the show and must have missed that part. THANKFULLY!
Re: mamajud – Hahahaha…they should have rubbed his nose in it!
Re: Sassy Girl – WELL HERE I AM BABY! OH YAH LETTY'S BACK!
So what? This is what politicians think they get elected to do. Why aren't they grateful that they fell in the stream of his gratefulness?
Re: LettyB – LOL you guys are nuts!
Mario, it's not "was got so drunk", it's "done went and got so drunk". Call me if you ever done got to need a grammar lesson.
Re: topper – OMG TOPPER!!!! NICE AVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy shiznet crap!!
Re: SeaKris –
LUUUUUV the 9:30 Club
Re: Sassy Girl – You're more than welcome to share in the lady love. But be gentle, LettyB is Canadian. She's a delicate flower.
Why did two of my comment disappear all of a sudden???? It's a conspiracy I tell ya!!!
Re: _Alice_ – LOL! I've never had a Canadian before!!
Pissing contests are routine amongst politicians. Normally they aim for each others mouths though.
It was Dark Star Orchestra not the Grateful Dead! Jesus fuckin' christ Perez get the shit straight. Big fuckin' difference.
HE SHOULD BE IN OBAMA'S CABNET!
Re: Sassy Girl – Once you go Canuck, hmmm what rhymes with canuck?
grateful dead? jerry garcia has been dead for years…
uhhhhhhhh, it can't be grateful dead… the band does not perform anymore… and if they did it'd be the dead, the dropped grateful after jerry died.
LOL. I wonder if he will get reelected after this.
Perez!!!!!! The grateful dead was over in 1993 with the death of Jerry Garcia. The remaining original members havent even played together in years and years, almost a decade. He was at a tribute band. as in a cover band. BIG FUCKING DIFFERENCE
Maybe he was dosed, instead of drunk. That would make an even better story….
Re: harrybalsac – You know you've done the same thing!
Geeze!
Who checks this stuff? First the Greg Laswell "new" song (it was out a couple years ago) and now saying this yahoo was at a Grateful Dead show when the Dead did only 2 shows this year (both for Barack)? Come on, Perez….hire me to check this shizz!
Um, I was AT this show! It was disgusting. It's funny that the guy is denying it, because I legit saw him piss on us! He spilled a beer before, and then about 10 mins later relieved himself–it lasted about a minute.
My friend had to basically bathe in the bathroom afterwards; his pee was in her hair.
Oh yeah, and Tucker Carlson was there. What a night.
HOLY SHIT!!! this is my princepal!!!!! no lie. i go to this guys school and everything and i'am telling you… it was pandemonium at the school today…he's made a point of telling all of us that this year will be diffrent and he wants us to be "scholarly"(includeing enforceing a new school uniform which NO BODY likes and cost over 150+ dollars) and he's going around peeing on people?? honestly, i hope he didnt, but evedience is starting to point to "guilty"… which sucks. cause he's a good man. very enthusiastic about the schoool and his job. He's a real stand up guy (pardon the pun!).. i mean as soon as we got to class, first period he made an announcement on the pa system and further talked about it at lunch.He faced the situation head on and was very upfront with us. asking if we had questions, (ofcorase tip toeing around them) but still, props to that.
you should of seen all the kids crowding around the eyewitness news van after school today… hilarious!!!!….. like i said. i was shocked, but he shouldnt lose his job or anything for it. it should be dealt with and over with.
*he was probably on some good psychedelics*
Re: EnoughAlready – LOL. That's pretty good…….
um, perez, it's jersey, what do u expect?
It WAS NOT The Grateful Dead…jesus Perez. It was Dark Star Orchestra, which is a GRATEFUL DEAD COVER BAND.
come on now.