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Victoria Beckham is sucking her finger because ____________.

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

Posted: November 10, 2008 at 4:30 pm

138 comments to “Fill in the Blank”

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skinnyjeanslove says – reply to this

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heheheheheheheh first
ryanlhurley says – reply to this

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she wants to see if her "tulip" really tastes as rancid as David whines it does…
skinnyjeanslove says – reply to this

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because she needs to practice on something small ahhahahah
dawnaberry03 says – reply to this

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she's practicing what she's gonna do to david later
Vince will Shamwow your ass says – reply to this

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She's trying to purge her dinner.
v_sassy says – reply to this

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better question what is that third elbow jutting out of her boob?
armygrrl says – reply to this

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Because she sucks!
peedbeed says – reply to this

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none of her husbands appendages fit in her mouth
GA.Girl16 says – reply to this

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its still got beckham juice on it
Chrisf321 says – reply to this

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She's Thinking Of David…!
Leigh James says – reply to this

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….She's about to put it up Beckham's bum?
Sugarr says – reply to this

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Because she's fucking hungry! Someone please give Vicky a sandwich - stat!
pamalina says – reply to this

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she misses her husband and is nursing her oral fixation
Pogue Mahone says – reply to this

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..she's eating what my kids call a "Finger-Pop"; a finger dipped in frosting and licked off!
Eva says – reply to this

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Its very low in calories
Antony says – reply to this

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because it was just in Davids bum
variable says – reply to this

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She found a crumb and decided to eat it so she's totally full now!
kammy says – reply to this

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…she's just thinkin' bout Becks' huge dick is all.

LMAO!!
pattiraye2002 says – reply to this

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she is friggin STARVING!!!
madikaye says – reply to this

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she secretly sucks dick for a living
ChCh_Chic says – reply to this

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she was the worse spice girl
uncle eldon says – reply to this

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SHES A WONDERFUL WHORE!
Libber says – reply to this

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she is hungry - this is her dinner
its_a_new_gen says – reply to this

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…she wrapped a strawberry fruit roll up around her finger! yum.
jackie kay says – reply to this

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she's daydreaming of what food use to taste like
JuiCYb23 says – reply to this

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It tastes like beef jerky and on another note, I still cannot believe that this fugly bitch is married to DAvid beckham. She better thank her lucky stars every damn night!! The things I and other's would do that to that man!
Candy Striper says – reply to this

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Just. So. Hungry.
SlickWilley says – reply to this

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because she has some of ther mothers cunny cream on it.
Aileen (Canada) says – reply to this

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due to starvation her teeth are becoming loose and need holding in.
SweetPat says – reply to this

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Because she is so fucking hungry!!!!
charrock says – reply to this

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It's her only source of nutrition for the day.
Michello says – reply to this

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that's all she eats
frankie.669 says – reply to this

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she couldnt find a dick
paulstanley says – reply to this

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…. she missed lunch?!
WakeUpPeople says – reply to this

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she is starving!!!
Jupiter*Girl says – reply to this

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she wants attention. not b/c she's hungry!
Justinrawrr says – reply to this

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she hasnt eaten for a month.
ROARimabiscuit says – reply to this

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Re: SweetPat – that's exactly what i was thinkin!!! that girl is hungry!!!
thisonegirl says – reply to this

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She's not sucking her finger. She's getting off her extra lipstick. I do that too. The lipstick that would normally get on ones teeth, you stick your finger in your mouth like that, pull it out lol, and it gets off the excess around the edges of your lips.
bongo says – reply to this

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she's actually making herself puke after the cracker she ate. Ana Rexic
ZacEnron says – reply to this

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bitch has got to practice before she gets home to my cock
minka says – reply to this

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GROSS.
midi says – reply to this

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she's starving to death, so she's gonna eat her extra lipstick.
onlyme says – reply to this

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She's starving and wishes it was a hotdog
G1G2G3 says – reply to this

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It's a low calorie snack!!!
nyrican_76 says – reply to this

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2 reasons one she is hungry the other she misses her husband and is practicing
hollywouldntyou says – reply to this

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because she MISSES DAVID. duh
Lola2103 says – reply to this

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she is an attention seeking, otherwise boring bitch who needs to act her age!
m.hunt13 says – reply to this

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she just stuck it in davids ass
Hollianne says – reply to this

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..she's really deep throating a push pop you just can't see it?
jaimeee says – reply to this

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she's hungry!!
WKNDBIKERIDER says – reply to this

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SHE'S FUCKED IN THE HEAD!!!
b a t k i s s says – reply to this

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She survives by only eating boogers!
Almondjoy says – reply to this

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this girl is so tiny, I feel sorry for her. It must be hard being her. I hope she realizes that being a celeb still means youre human.
piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this

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she is rehearsing for her ass to nose to mouth video.
cum-gun says – reply to this

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Victoria Beckham is sucking her finger because ____________ she's dreaming of a big cock attached to the world's sexiest man.
valerie12345 says – reply to this

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because she's starving
wineaux says – reply to this

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She hasn't eaten in three days and is about to eat herself.
LEAH. says – reply to this

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MAN- I was gonna say because it's a low calorie snack but everyone already took all the good anorexic jokes. DANG.
JACstudent says – reply to this

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Re: Vince will Shamwow your ass – lol funnnyyyy!!!!
smitten Kitten says – reply to this

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Clearly Dinner is served!!!
robs_peace says – reply to this

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Wow, she's finally gone so long without eating she's reverting to cannibalism! Or… She's decided the taste of flesh has less calories than gum
kathie! says – reply to this

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That's the finger that frequents her pie hole.
kitty9 says – reply to this

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She felt like something substantial to eat.
krissyofcourse says – reply to this

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she hasn't eaten in weeks.
sincerity says – reply to this

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(hahaha these answers are friggen hilarious!)
DisneyLove5 says – reply to this

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because it defines her oh so posh cheekbones?
M1R4ND4 says – reply to this

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because she is checking her lipstick (to avoid colored/glossy teeth), duh!
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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… that is all the nourishment she can afford to eat in one day!!!
Katybug says – reply to this

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It has 0 calories
lilyval says – reply to this

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or maybe shes just getting the extra lipstick off, judging by the smudge of lipstick on her hand. ya fucks.
lobsterlover says – reply to this

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She wants to be Baby Spice.
Mrs.VujacicBitch says – reply to this

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she ate took much at dinner shes trying to purge her food
Earlobe says – reply to this

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She is hungry, that jutting arm bone needs some food for cushion!
KarinTheInformer says – reply to this

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She's starving…EAT A BURGER
NotAClue says – reply to this

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Because she wants her picture taken……again….
sandrecito says – reply to this

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It's bigger than David's dick.
doobiequeen says – reply to this

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stills tasting like seafood
CrazyMomma says – reply to this

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because there is no one around to pull it.

Can you imagine Victoria "Quick, pull my finger!"
Gwynne says – reply to this

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She's preventing her lipgloss from getting on her teeth.
Fortygot says – reply to this

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It's all she'll be having for dinner tonight.
wabit22 says – reply to this

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she miss David
Tamale says – reply to this

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It has even fewer calories than edamame. Mayjah!
jenndee says – reply to this

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it's carb-free
amandadixon420 says – reply to this

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she is so hungry.
Smonies says – reply to this

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it tastes like food!!
bluejeanblues says – reply to this

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…she wiped the coke out of her nostrils and is sucking the sugar snot from her fingertip. It's the closest thing to food she will put in her mouth, and the only protien she gets is what she can pull through the skin.
Jacquee says – reply to this

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Uumm…Because she doesn't want lipstick on her teeth!
litzie says – reply to this

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Someone told her "fingers" aren't fattening; she's starving herself to death, hasn't had a square meal in years and figured she's nibble on her phalange. Duh! This photo makes Posh look almost human; like she does some of the same things we "mere mortals" do sometimes!
heathermarie21 says – reply to this

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…she's really, REALLY hungry.
mrsbaseball says – reply to this

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shes hungry.
_melf says – reply to this

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It IS her meal. Hmmm
disco queen says – reply to this

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looking for a hint of last weeks ration of a meal
JULES82 says – reply to this

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Cause thats the only thing she can taste that wont gain her any calories!! ^_^
NickJonasIsMyMan says – reply to this

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she's imagining what she wants to do to becks but she knows shes too fucking ugly and skinny to have her let it do it to him
Melissatheidol says – reply to this

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Its feeding time, she is hungry cant you tell by her arm? GROSS!!!!!
Janine94 says – reply to this

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she tastes good.
itsk4yl4duh says – reply to this

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she's starving.
TrickSlut says – reply to this

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CLEARLY BECAUSE SHE IS STARVING AND NEEDS TO HAVE FINGER IN HER MOUTH TO STAVE OFF THOSE HUNGER PANGS !!!
vegas_showgrl575 says – reply to this

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because skin isn't a considered a "carb"

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