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Victoria Beckham is sucking her finger because ____________.
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Victoria Beckham is sucking her finger because ____________.
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
because skin isn't considered a "carb"
she's hungry
SHE'S NOT SUCKING IT…DUH!
SHE'S IN THE PROCESS OF STICKING IT DOWN HER THROAT BECAUSE SHE ATE 2 TIC TACS…ONE MORE TIC TAC THAN HER DAILY ALLOWED INTAKE OF FOOD.
bc she's hungry … but sooooooooo beautiful
It's a calorie free meal.
Victoria Beckham is sucking her finger because David got a visectimy, so she's sucking up all his dried cum
duh, she's hungry as hell!
she just pulled it outa that old ladys ass and then decided to do another cover pose !
she hasn't eaten in days
…because it's twice as big as David's dick!
She's so hungry she'll eat anything!
it has zero calories.
Well… That's what INFANTS do!
It has 0 calories ?
She's hungry!
She's thinking what she wishes she could eat but will starve herself instead….
she just dipped it in her honey pot.
It tastes like her husband's butthole.
she just finished bending it like Beckham…
she is thinking about Beck's Pee pee….woo hooo! Go Posh!
no forreal…..she just ate some ribs….Ha ha …..yeah right…
she's "secretly" a vampire and she needs nourishment!
It's how we take off excess lipstick before it gets stuck on our teeth. No, I'm not kidding…
,…she's thinking about David!!!!!!
it's non-fat
because she misses becks
it's the only thing she's going to eat today
Clearly, the taste of Vagisil gives her the tickles.
She's obviously starving…geez, her shoulders look like those of an anorexic's!!
… because she's meeting David later and is doing some "warm ups".
…she momentarily forgot how germ-filled and disgusting taxis are.
Because she misses David's magic stick.
because even "that" part of david is mmm mmm good…
shes horny
shes starving to death?
she is hot
leave her alone perez she looks great