How Do We Say This Delicately???
Filed under: Cristiano Ronaldo
Uhmmm, Criss, baby, sometimes less is more!
Cristiano Ronaldo attended the annual Manchester United for Unicef charity dinner held at Old Trafford in Manchester on Sunday night.
His lips look like he spent the night rimming Clay Aiken.
Crisco!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: November 10, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Who is this?
Euro Greasy Fuck!
Is that how your lips looked after Clay, Perez?
Rimm on Criss
Almost geasier than Flav, almost.
Wow - even I don't look that gay - and I AM gay!
he luks plastic eurgh
This sucks more than you in a weenie factory, NEXT
Bored Douche
you wish he was gay you fag! jeez! ughhhh!!! that was such a grose mental image…
He-Barbie
WHO CARES HES STILL HHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT
he might be a cad but he is hot..but i do not like the hair do…he has so much potential to be a total studddd lol
He looks like a friggin Ken Doll……or perhaps a blowup doll….hahahahaha
shiny lips
LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL, Perez you're such an ass !!!!! "His lips look like he spent the night rimming Clay Aiken" LOLLLLL
OMG I thought the pic was of a Wax reproduction… He looks PLASTIC!
He looks more waxy than the residents at Madame Tussauds.
GREASY GAYBOY!!!!!!!!!!
ewwwww
Perez, 'less is more' - coming out of your mouth, puleeeeze!
that belongs in madam tussauds…
His lips look like he spent the night rimming Clay Aiken…………… ummmmmmmmmm…………………. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
LMAO!
He looks like a wax figure!! Ewwww.
i think he looks smokin'!
as always… :]
total wax doll
Madame Tussauds calling!
I could make some crisco for his lips mmmhmmmm
he looks plastic. wtf is that about?
He looks like Ken! Made of plastic and look at those hand, just like a Ken-doll !
How plastic. total Ken doll. You a good looking guy…. listen to Perez… less is more!
has he been hit in the eye?!?! he's still hot…
he wears more gloss than I do!
LOL! Oh Mario, your gay slurs are so original.
Keep 'em coming, you stupid cunt
he need some blotting paper for his greasiness.
WHAT A BIG FLAMING HOMO !!
Uh…he looks like a wax figure. Seriously.
how cute dude
he can rimm me!
this man is NOT attractive!!!!!
i thought that was a house of wax figure…
madame toussaud's would be so proud.
SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS DUDE? HE LOOKS SUPER HIGH MAINTENANCE AND ONE OF THOSE WHO LOOKS AT HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR EVERY MINUTE!
eww he looks grody
ooh i live just near there. you know you want to kiss those glossed lips perez
There is NOTHING wrong here–I WANT HIM!!! BUH-RING IT
The only thing that counts is how he plays on the pitch. Over glossed lips and all.
he looks like a wax person!!!!
Boy dont try to front we know just what you aaarrreee!!! A Manizer!!!
he looks like something out of madame tussauds! x
He looks like a freakin' mannequin in a GUCCI window display… I'd still do him though… LOL!!
It doesn't matter what anyone says about him, he has got his head so far up his own ass! Don't waste your breathe. He's just plain stupid.
Ugh, I don't see how anyone finds him attractive, greasiness or no.
Baby-suit
Herpes blisters must be medicated. Lysine Lip Ointment makes great lip gloss.
he's got gayface. hardcore.
Smexii Chrisnaldo..!
I don't care. He's amazingly hot.
I'd like to rim Clay Aiken.
I think the brown watch looks so out of place.
Eww, omg he looks like an anatomical Ken doll.
Guess you'd know!
He looks like he belongs in Madame Tassauds wax museum. He looks like hes made out of wax. DIRRTTT
I thought he was a Ken doll - very appealing in a plastic doll sort of a way.
lol he looks like a wax figure
OMG — weird, I thought that was a wax version of him, he has got to lay off the tanning, wax, and baby oil, he looks just plain creepy!
i think he looks great and im sure perez is inlove with him and knows he cant have him so has to put him down and try to make everybody hate him just like john meyer.i can see right through you perez your an idiot not smart at all.this man looks great your all haters.
Well I must say that is the best "Ken" impression I have ever seen Where is Barbie?
As a pork chop i feel that he is being judged not for his true talent but by American bullshit standards. We are all very proud of him. We truly appreciate your Euro trash comments because all fashion trends start in Europe and then Americans come kissing euro trash ass for fashion tips!!! So American get euro trash fashion dirty seconds
Re: siouxzieq –
HAHA That's exactly what I was about to say !
Man and he's got the posture ! o_O
his big mouth ex girlfriend did say he slathers lotion all over himself multiple times a day- what do you expect?
Is it just me, or does he look like a mannequin?
PEREZ LEAVE MY BOO ALONE……… DESPITE ALL YOUR FEISTY REMARKS.. HE IS STIL HOTTTTTTTTT AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO MANCHESTER UNITED WOO HOO!!!!
A mexican James Bond!
The douche does look like he's made of wax. And those big white bleached teeth screaming out.
ITS A WAX SCULPTURE, Clearly. wow ppl.
OMG I thought that was a wax figure!
He must've got some make-up tips from Mario Lopez
He looks wax.
thats a WAX FIGURE. there is no way that shit is a human.
there isnt anything wrong with him in this pic.. now your just making up shit to say when there is so much more that could be said about your disgusting appearance perez.
I thought he was a wax figure :/
Well I think he looks hot!
Everyone at the event did the whole tux thing and he looked better than the rest. He might wear some pretty awful stuff at times but its inside that counts and im referring to that amazing body!
He's hot, but in this pic he looks like he should be on display in the wax museum! lol
lmao he looks like a wax figure XD i dont see what girls see in him…SO ugleh
i'll admit he does look a bit greasy in this photo…but he's still super hot! Best body around aswel!
ugh.
cumm!!
he is beautiful!
WTF, that's really him?? DDD :
Re: shay281 – Wouldn't people have a problem if it was Wayne Rooney. EEEEEEK!
Oookay. When I saw this I had to restrain myself from letting my real feelings towards this twat be known. Glossy lips, marmite hair gel, cuprinol man's body all aside, he's a good player. He gets around a lot on the pitch… and off it. Which brings me to this:- I'm sorry Perez but this man is more likely to end up with Lindsay Lohan or one of the Hills girls than end up with Chace Crawford.
Re: Crazydude – He's Portuguese. From Portugal.
Re: baby moma – Word!!! Hell YEAH!, I'm from Manchester and saw all the MU players entering the Dinner they all looked soooo fly!
This is a really "Stiff" pose from Ronnie but who cares he's a total dreamboat in reality and more importantly the worlds most skilled footballer playing today. (soccer player for all you Yanks!)
Re: topper – And you know this because?……………….
What are you talking about? This man can do no wrong….
AWW.. U R SOO HOT!! LUV YAA FOREVER AND EVER
The poor guy looks like he can't even move because he's stuck in that tight ass suite of his
Perez Hates Me ^^