You can't make this shiz up!
Hailey, Idaho's Lori Brutsche-Ely faces several charges for her crazy Halloween night antics.
According to reports, an intoxicated Lori battered a security guard, took off her clothes in the Mint Bar (which happens to be owned by Bruce Willis), punched two officers, bit a deputy AND after they finally got her into the drunk tank, she set off a police station's sprinklers.
This all happened in one night!
Go on with your bad self, diva!