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The Lipstick Jungle star, in NYC on Sunday.

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Brooke Shields is making that face because _______.

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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  1. 1

    someone was taking a shit right infront of her



  2. 2

    She's got shit running down her leg…



  3. 3

    Her fugly-ass husband just walked by flashing his pee-pee???



  4. 4

    she threw a stinky fart.



  5. 5

    Tom Cruise is walking by



  6. 6

    her ass is big and hanging out of the chair….



  7. 7

    She saw Denise Richards.



  8. 8

    She was watching Michelle Obama on TV.



  9. 9

    she saw perez



  10. 10

    because Xenu is around?



  11. 11

    Tom Cruise walked by.

    Or she cut one.



  12. 12

    Bareback O'Bama stated yesterday that he wants a "Nazi-like security force." Now what the hell does that tell you people? We are doomed I tell you, doomed. One should never ever, EVER refer to the Nazi's when you are to be the next President of the United States. Check out Foxnews.com if you don't believe me!!



  13. 13

    because she really hates VW!



  14. 14

    she just made a doo doo



  15. 15

    she just smelled her own fart and is mortified that someone is going to smell her stench. She has always had bad gas since she was a young girl. I use to be her stylist.



  16. 16

    Perez was at the next table.



  17. 17

    She actually had something to eat



  18. 18

    Someone bitch slapped her for supporting the German auto industry with her anti American commercials.



  19. 19

    SHE SAW YOU PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!



  20. 20

    She saw your fat ass Perez



  21. 21

    Cuz she sharted on herself….

  22. Neko says – reply to this


    22

    Obviously because God is pissing on her…



  23. 23

    SHE SAW PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  24. 24

    ….Lindsey Lohan walked past?



  25. 25

    Re: topper – DUMB ASS BITCHTARD!



  26. 26

    her alli kicked in



  27. 27

    she can't stand the person next to her….ewwww



  28. 28

    she can't stand the smell of the fart she just threw……..uppppppppps



  29. 29

    she has to make poo poo



  30. 30

    she saw a mirror



  31. 31

    .
    .
    .
    STEFFI GRAF JUST WALKED BY!
    .



  32. 32

    She poo'ed in her depends.



  33. 33

    Tom C. walked by



  34. 34

    …she's Brooke Shields.

  35. D-Bag says – reply to this


    35

    She sharted all over her new Mahnolas.



  36. 36

    gotta take a dump!



  37. 37

    Re: loismustdie – No he didn't you dumb cow. A rebub. from Georgia said that, not Obama. FUCKING LIAR! GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT.



  38. 38

    she just watched 2 girls 1 cup



  39. 39

    Gas.



  40. 40

    She's really constipated….



  41. 41

    she's watching one of her takes of those stupid fucking VW comercials



  42. 42

    she came face to face with a NYC rat. obviously.



  43. 43

    she is looking at her show's ratings.



  44. 44

    shes got gas cramps



  45. 45

    She just saw one of her terrible new car commercials for the first time



  46. 46

    i think my post pardon depression is kicking in again



  47. 47

    she's constipated?



  48. 48

    She just sharted.



  49. 49

    Just saw her show's ratings.



  50. 50

    She just realized her all time career low by doing minivan commercials. eww!



  51. 51

    She's constipated.



  52. 52

    She sat on Perez's face



  53. 53

    …well, Brooke. In your next VW ad the director told the cameraman that he wants the lense very 'Close To You"…



  54. 54

    Re: Vince will Shamwow your ass – Bet you are a liberal unatural person, you know a FAG or LESBO.

  55. Val22 says – reply to this


    55

    SHE JUST GUFFED A WET FART!



  56. 56

    sharted!



  57. 57

    She sharted.



  58. 58

    she just saw an episode of The Lipstick Jungle.



  59. 59

    she's watching normal workin class peeps!



  60. 60

    because she looked in a mirror and realized she looks just like Fabio!!!



  61. 61

    she just looked at her career.

  62. Galen says – reply to this


    62

    She just remembered that child porn film she did when see was 10 and was repulsed.



  63. 63

    probably because she just crapped her pants



  64. 64

    she just found out she was pregnant again.



  65. 65

    A non A lister appeared in front of the snooty bitch!



  66. 66

    Brooke Shields is making that face because _______ Posh is doing Becks under the next table



  67. 67

    She saw Brittney Spear's vagina!?



  68. 68

    She saw Lindsay and Sam making out, then she throw up a little in her mouth, spit it out on the ground and Wino's husband came and snorted it. YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!



  69. 69

    Re: loismustdie – get over it



  70. 70

    she needs to take a giant dump



  71. 71

    Yike, another mother having a baby for German engineering.



  72. 72

    Brooke Shields is making that face because she just remembered she is STILL a scientologist and needs to give her first born to the cult as well as all her money.



  73. 73

    She dropped a load in her coat and now it's hanging over the seat.



  74. 74

    she looked in the mirror and saw her ass falling out of that chair!



  75. 75

    she just shit herself. Think I am kidding, look at the lump in her coat at the bottom left of the pic



  76. 76

    She's thinking about Perez.



  77. 77

    Re: LuvBritt

    LMFAO I just realized that, good eye!

  78. helsy says – reply to this


    78

    she remembered the time she made and episode of hannah montana with slut miley cyrus



  79. 79

    She is watching one of her horrible, awful, terrible car commercials.



  80. 80

    she heard Obama won the election.



  81. 81

    she just show Perez coming over for a chat.



  82. 82

    maybe shes cold…



  83. 83

    What do you mean, "making that face"? She always looks like that.



  84. 84

    She saw someone carrying a Wal-Mart bag.



  85. 85

    she's about to have explosive diarrhea.



  86. 86

    because she just saw they disney slut miley cyrus



  87. 87

    Iced Vovo and Behave Perez = winners



  88. 88

    Re: Antony – lol ewww probably you



  89. 89

    she's pissed that her show got moved to Friday's from Wednesday's and that it is more than likely eventually going to be dropped! (Sad bc I love the show!)



  90. 90

    she just saw the ratings of her show.



  91. 91

    a homeless man was bent over wiping his ass with a dirty rag and then shoved it back in his pocket, then saw brooke shields sitting there and attempted to shake her hand



  92. 92

    I go with the fart concept. She cut one of those horrible-smelling, ground hugging farts that spreads like a horrible green cloud all throughout the sound stage or wherever she is. She knows that it's going to circulate like a single entity throughout and send people running for the door.

    Or she sharted.



  93. 93

    she smells her breath!!



  94. 94

    of diaria



  95. 95

    she noticed how bad her posture is



  96. 96

    she just saw one of her VW comercials!



  97. 97

    her producers told her she had to watch an entire episode of 'lipstick jungle'



  98. 98

    she saw Tom Cruise's short ass



  99. 99

    Little suri walked up and sceetched so sweetly. Brooke noticed her mini-t saying "Don't give up on yourself! Psychiatric medications are not the answer!" and Suri simply smiled.



  100. 100

    some guy was running around naked nd saw his dik bouncing up and down!!!

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