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The Lipstick Jungle star, in NYC on Sunday.
Brooke Shields is making that face because _______.
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Angelina Jolie Announces That Her Next Movie Will Be...
Maleficent!
At least, we think it is! Almost positive, actually!
Angelina Jolie was at the Berlin International Film Festival today, where she is screening her directorial debut, In The Land Of Blood and Honey out of competition, when she announced that the long-rumored project was next up for her - even though she didn't specifically call it by name!
She explains:
"I haven't acted in two years, and I haven't done anything else since this . The next thing I am looking at is a Disney movie. The best thing to find that balance is to do something that is just for children. You know, you find different ways to make things matter. When, for example, you do fun action movies, they are empowering for my daughters."
And since we've gotten word that the Luc Besson movie she had been eyeing seems to have stalled, and Maleficent recently got Robert Stromberg as a director, we think it's safe to say that the Linda Woolverton-written adaptation of the classic fairy tale is definitely where we'll see her next!
So, so cool!
Gurl is going to ROCK this! Don't U think?
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someone was taking a shit right infront of her
She's got shit running down her leg…
Her fugly-ass husband just walked by flashing his pee-pee???
she threw a stinky fart.
Tom Cruise is walking by
her ass is big and hanging out of the chair….
She saw Denise Richards.
She was watching Michelle Obama on TV.
she saw perez
because Xenu is around?
Tom Cruise walked by.
Or she cut one.
Bareback O'Bama stated yesterday that he wants a "Nazi-like security force." Now what the hell does that tell you people? We are doomed I tell you, doomed. One should never ever, EVER refer to the Nazi's when you are to be the next President of the United States. Check out Foxnews.com if you don't believe me!!
because she really hates VW!
she just made a doo doo
she just smelled her own fart and is mortified that someone is going to smell her stench. She has always had bad gas since she was a young girl. I use to be her stylist.
Perez was at the next table.
She actually had something to eat
Someone bitch slapped her for supporting the German auto industry with her anti American commercials.
SHE SAW YOU PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!
She saw your fat ass Perez
Cuz she sharted on herself….
Obviously because God is pissing on her…
SHE SAW PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
….Lindsey Lohan walked past?
Re: topper – DUMB ASS BITCHTARD!
her alli kicked in
she can't stand the person next to her….ewwww
she can't stand the smell of the fart she just threw……..uppppppppps
she has to make poo poo
she saw a mirror
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.
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STEFFI GRAF JUST WALKED BY!
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She poo'ed in her depends.
Tom C. walked by
…she's Brooke Shields.
She sharted all over her new Mahnolas.
gotta take a dump!
Re: loismustdie – No he didn't you dumb cow. A rebub. from Georgia said that, not Obama. FUCKING LIAR! GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT.
she just watched 2 girls 1 cup
Gas.
She's really constipated….
she's watching one of her takes of those stupid fucking VW comercials
she came face to face with a NYC rat. obviously.
she is looking at her show's ratings.
shes got gas cramps
She just saw one of her terrible new car commercials for the first time
i think my post pardon depression is kicking in again
she's constipated?
She just sharted.
Just saw her show's ratings.
She just realized her all time career low by doing minivan commercials. eww!
She's constipated.
She sat on Perez's face
…well, Brooke. In your next VW ad the director told the cameraman that he wants the lense very 'Close To You"…
Re: Vince will Shamwow your ass – Bet you are a liberal unatural person, you know a FAG or LESBO.
SHE JUST GUFFED A WET FART!
sharted!
She sharted.
she just saw an episode of The Lipstick Jungle.
she's watching normal workin class peeps!
because she looked in a mirror and realized she looks just like Fabio!!!
she just looked at her career.
She just remembered that child porn film she did when see was 10 and was repulsed.
probably because she just crapped her pants
she just found out she was pregnant again.
A non A lister appeared in front of the snooty bitch!
Brooke Shields is making that face because _______ Posh is doing Becks under the next table
She saw Brittney Spear's vagina!?
She saw Lindsay and Sam making out, then she throw up a little in her mouth, spit it out on the ground and Wino's husband came and snorted it. YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Re: loismustdie – get over it
she needs to take a giant dump
Yike, another mother having a baby for German engineering.
Brooke Shields is making that face because she just remembered she is STILL a scientologist and needs to give her first born to the cult as well as all her money.
She dropped a load in her coat and now it's hanging over the seat.
she looked in the mirror and saw her ass falling out of that chair!
she just shit herself. Think I am kidding, look at the lump in her coat at the bottom left of the pic
She's thinking about Perez.
Re: LuvBritt –
LMFAO I just realized that, good eye!
she remembered the time she made and episode of hannah montana with slut miley cyrus
She is watching one of her horrible, awful, terrible car commercials.
she heard Obama won the election.
she just show Perez coming over for a chat.
maybe shes cold…
What do you mean, "making that face"? She always looks like that.
She saw someone carrying a Wal-Mart bag.
she's about to have explosive diarrhea.
because she just saw they disney slut miley cyrus
Iced Vovo and Behave Perez = winners
Re: Antony – lol ewww probably you
she's pissed that her show got moved to Friday's from Wednesday's and that it is more than likely eventually going to be dropped! (Sad bc I love the show!)
she just saw the ratings of her show.
a homeless man was bent over wiping his ass with a dirty rag and then shoved it back in his pocket, then saw brooke shields sitting there and attempted to shake her hand
I go with the fart concept. She cut one of those horrible-smelling, ground hugging farts that spreads like a horrible green cloud all throughout the sound stage or wherever she is. She knows that it's going to circulate like a single entity throughout and send people running for the door.
Or she sharted.
she smells her breath!!
of diaria
she noticed how bad her posture is
she just saw one of her VW comercials!
her producers told her she had to watch an entire episode of 'lipstick jungle'
she saw Tom Cruise's short ass
Little suri walked up and sceetched so sweetly. Brooke noticed her mini-t saying "Don't give up on yourself! Psychiatric medications are not the answer!" and Suri simply smiled.
some guy was running around naked nd saw his dik bouncing up and down!!!