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Former James Bond actor, Roger Moore, at a book signing. He is 81 years old. You should not be fake tanning at 81!

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[Image via Ramey Pix.]

79 comments to “If You Are Easily Offended….”



  1. 1

    just cuz you're 81 doesn't mean u don't wanna look good!

    Go on w/your bad ass Roger doger!



  2. 2

    first bitches!!



  3. 3

    Hahahahah!



  4. 4

    maybe his head just gets more light than his hands



  5. 5

    LOL!!! He looks liike an old ass Oompah Loompah. I bet there is orange build up in the creases of his face. I bet if he pulled his face back, he would look like a fuckin Tiger. hahahahaha



  6. 6

    that look SCREAMS "Perez just put his finger in my pooper"
    (and I liked it)



  7. 7

    And you should be laying off the carbs, but no one's really saying much to you, stank-ass!
    He's eighty fucking one; if he wants to fake-bake or do whatever, then so be it…

  8. Eva says – reply to this


    8

    He stole my school prefect tie!



  9. 9

    At least he wore the goggles!



  10. 10

    Roger Moore was the best Bond!



  11. 11

    whatever, hes old, he can do whatever he wants!

    and how is this offending?



  12. 12

    Whatever. That other old guy does.



  13. 13

    ROGER IS HELL BENT FOR LEATHER!



  14. 14

    git in your coffin!



  15. 15

    Wow. Moore was better than Connery. That's right; I went there.



  16. 16

    what are you talking about??? THAT IS SO NATURAL. lolz.



  17. 17

    HE LOOKS LIKE MILTON from OFFICE SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  18. 18

    Scary!



  19. 19

    I think he looks really good. Everyone should hope to look that great at 81. Stop hating on an excellent actor with a long history of good deeds and commitment to the community.



  20. 20

    Sweet Jesus.



  21. 21

    Re: lefty lady stands with President Obama – oh no you did not girlfriend! nobody, I mean NOBODY beats Sean Connery! now, I'm offended and will seek out a restaurant to boycott. or try to put my finger in Connery's dupa. IN ANY EVENT, I just liked saying 'oh no you did not girlfriend" I feel so alive now!



  22. 22

    Re: CocoHanna – he was!!!.moonraker…spy who loved me….classics

  23. Theo says – reply to this


    23

    The man is 81 give him a break. He was gorgous once.



  24. 24

    wow i have a love seat that exact same color. hello nagahide



  25. 25

    Looks good for 81. I'd do him… Okay,..not really..(or would I?)



  26. 26

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  27. 27

    .
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    OMG!!!
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    I THOUGHT IT WAS JAMES LIPTON FROM "INSIDE THE ACTORS' STUDIO!"
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  28. 28

    he's is 81-let him do what he wants along as it does not hurt anyone else. . for someone who is questionable in the looks department, you have a lot of nerve



  29. 29

    Dude, if you live that long you should be able to do whatever you want



  30. 30

    I'd have him all to myself



  31. 31

    damn ouch!



  32. 32

    Hey, at his age, that could be genuine leather



  33. 33

    He's moved on to Sea Bond & Gold Bond!



  34. 34

    that is not fake tan



  35. 35

    Re: You like my face? – You're purdy.



  36. 36

    Shame he forgot to do his hands :S Not very suave…



  37. 37

    memo: don't forget to spray your hands next time!



  38. 38

    hhahaahha its cute that he wants to be a tan old man!



  39. 39

    He may look a bit burned, but George Hamilton looks 10 times worse.



  40. 40

    OMG……………………… WTF, bronzer much, look at his hands they are pasty white. WOW I would not have known who it was without Perez telling me

  41. Wrenn says – reply to this


    41

    You don't look that good now FATASS!!!! Where do you get off thinking you look so much better than some people?? You are at the bottom of the totem pole when it comes to looks. You're just gross to look at!!!



  42. 42

    He forgot to spray his hands! Dumb ass!



  43. 43

    looks like a strip of beef jerky



  44. 44

    WTF??? He looks like an old Oompa Loompa.



  45. 45

    Really this is Roger Moore?! I used to think he was a pretty hot James Bond, not a Sean Connery, but easy enough on the eyes. Please no more fake 'n bakes!



  46. 46

    crepe@creep.com



  47. 47

    Re: Narcissus – lmao!! good one!!



  48. 48

    eeeeewwwwww wtf is that a human?



  49. 49

    HAHAHA. oh dear…



  50. 50

    I think he looks pretty good! Perez I know you are famous for it but wow you are REALLY a self- absorbed asshole! I'm sure this reverts back to you're childhood, being teased , for being, fat, gay latino etc. I used to adore you, but I just don't anymore, I still enjoy your site for the most part, however you and I are the same age, I think it's time you grew up!!!!!!



  51. 51

    im not offended



  52. 52

    I would still give Sean Connery a go to this day - but Rodger Dodger just lost my vote - ewwwww creepy.

  53. @v@ says – reply to this


    53

    Roger Moore strikes me as a class act, regardless of the poor lighting. Maybe he was gardening English roses with gloves on. Who knows. IMHO, he's done more than most of us can hope to.



  54. 54

    Re: shomakhang – Bond is secretly gay, like you. heheheeewwwwwwwu
    Re: Leona$ Gho$t – Hi Sweet Bitchtress. I love your hair.



  55. 55

    He looks a bit mummified.

  56. MP says – reply to this


    56

    And if you do fake tan, make your hands match your face.



  57. 57

    At 81 years old he can do whatever he wants. God Bless.



  58. 58

    didn't he die today?



  59. 59

    Re: CreativeOne – i am with you cause he definitely does a lot of good things.. he is a humanitarian .. a wonderful man.



  60. 60

    shot



  61. 61

    So what! Let him do what he wants



  62. 62

    wouldnt have been so bad had they not put so much freaking make up on him..I dont think that is tanner..good god! or at least put make up on his hands too! poor grandpa! he would have looked soooo much better and normal without it. No one expects an 81 year old to look like a cabana boy!



  63. 63

    Do you think that is the ONLY thing FAKE?



  64. 64

    I agree. He's 81 and a Bond. He can do whatever he fuckin' wants.



  65. 65

    I interviewed Mr Moore last year at a Bond event and let me tell you - he aint the brightest pea in the pod! and that skin! Flaken cake and all!

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww



  66. 66

    roger is a joke always has been… killed james bond for me for a decade



  67. 67

    roger is the best bond ever



  68. 68

    I think that he looks VERY good for 81. Hardly any wrinkles. Gordon Ramsey is 42 (half his age) and looks twice as old as Roger! Lay off old people Perez…your mom's old ain't she? Keep spraying the orange stuff Roger: just don't forget your buttocks!



  69. 69

    Roger Moore…and his hands are white as snow….



  70. 70

    I think that's makeup…not fake bake



  71. 71

    He's been tangoed!

    No offence to him though, he's a legend!



  72. 72

    He's hotter than you 30 year old ass. Yeah I'd rather hit that than you!!!



  73. 73

    omg…he looks like a piece of old worn out luggage…ew.



  74. 74

    Aww its cute he wants to stay hottish looking. Not his fault humans are so badly designed we can't even last more than 90- 100 years. Go for it Bond, do not go gently into age rock the tan rock the attitude! :)



  75. 75

    Awww :(
    The sexiest Bond!
    So shameful!



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  77. Hibo says – reply to this


    77

    holy shit



  78. 78

    SUNBEDSSSSSSSS.COMMM :)



  79. 79

    i think he looks like a babe. best bond for sure.